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  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I think he said he has two books or something that just pay so much every month you know what nevermind I don't fucking remember.

    He's lying though, lol.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I saw a nigger woman the other day at Kroger wearing a fucking pair of scissors stuck in the back of her hair like some niggers wear a pick in their hair.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Shitty pic because I snapped it quickly and stealthily.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Also not sure why it's showing up sideways. Whatever. Clicking it fixes it.
  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I've noticed whiskey really makes me feel better than any other liquor. I understand Fargo better now..

    Whiskey starts out clear, like vodka, the color comes from the oak barrels in which it aged. There are a lot of magical little compounds in oak. It used to be the sacred tree of the druids.

    Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.

    Not a thing
  7. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Cootehill Whiskey starts out clear, like vodka, the color comes from the oak barrels in which it aged. There are a lot of magical little compounds in oak. It used to be the sacred tree of the druids.

    Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.

    And it makes you feel like shit in the morning

    It does me anyway
  8. Talking to this good looking 16 year old at the store

    We went outside and I got her number

    Some aliens getting tested in a magnetic field labyrinth a little ways away. Dampens the mood but not too bad

    Good ass dream
  9. Lit Papi Houston
    Flat face

    Arms are pale
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stare rape And it makes you feel like shit in the morning

    It does me anyway

    I went to a guy's 21st, he did whiskey shots all night and finished it projectile vomiting.

    he woke up the next day with the worst hangover, went to brush his teeth... and projectile vomited for another half hour. someone had dipped his toothbrush in whiskey
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I went to a guy's 21st, he did whiskey shots all night and finished it projectile vomiting.

    he woke up the next day with the worst hangover, went to brush his teeth… and projectile vomited for another half hour. someone had dipped his toothbrush in whiskey

    hahahaha
  12. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by aldra I went to a guy's 21st, he did whiskey shots all night and finished it projectile vomiting.

    he woke up the next day with the worst hangover, went to brush his teeth… and projectile vomited for another half hour. someone had dipped his toothbrush in whiskey

    Vomit is just weakness leaving your body.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Whiskey starts out clear, like vodka, the color comes from the oak barrels in which it aged. There are a lot of magical little compounds in oak. It used to be the sacred tree of the druids.

    Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.

    Vodka makes me depressed & want to fight lol
  14. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    OP, this thread is on the wrong forum.

    This is the drug forum.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cupocheer OP, this thread is on the wrong forum.

    This is the drug forum.

    Traditions faggot. Learn them.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I forgot to use aftershave this morning after I shaved my neck. I think I'm dying.
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I forgot to use aftershave this morning after I shaved my neck. I think I'm dying.

    This is entrapment for a hellacious neckbeard joke, isn't it?
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm just growing out my facial hair now but shave my neck and line it up now so it doesn't look shitty. I should line up the shit on my cheeks or bring it down, though. It still doesn't grow too full there. My mustache and chinbeard and jawline are all pretty good though.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm just growing out my facial hair now but shave my neck and line it up now so it doesn't look shitty. I should line up the shit on my cheeks or bring it down, though. It still doesn't grow too full there. My mustache and chinbeard and jawline are all pretty good though.

    Did you fucking hate the zoklet admins for demodding you just for that incident? They were such fickle weird fucks.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sudo How do you make money from writing?

    He's bullshitting.



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