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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala This is why Aldra has a girlfriend.

    shock and awe actually works sometimes
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    So do 9 inches.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but I only have one of those two things
  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by RestStop And of course you know this thread needs more Tana :


    that's not poppy

    this thread needs more poppy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGPq1zrD5E
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  5. Quitting my job tonight. Need to decide if I'm giving 2 weeks notice or effective immediately. I've been there 2 yrs.

    I don't really think it'll matter as far as a reference for a new job since I'm going into welding, and I don't expect those companies to be so picky about new hires. More worried about if it would hurt my chances of a white collar job down the line.

    I want to quit today though because I might snap next week if I don't. That was my withdrawal job, where I could be a "mean, evil person" as I overheard one of the nurses say, and generally be a prick at a job I couldn't get fired from. I do not want to go through a week of fake "we'll miss you's". None of us wants me to be there another minute.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra shock and awe actually works sometimes



    Originally posted by RisiR † So do 9 inches.

    Same thing
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I was eating soup with a steak knife last night.
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  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Quitting my job tonight. Need to decide if I'm giving 2 weeks notice or effective immediately. I've been there 2 yrs.

    I don't really think it'll matter as far as a reference for a new job since I'm going into welding, and I don't expect those companies to be so picky about new hires. More worried about if it would hurt my chances of a white collar job down the line.

    I want to quit today though because I might snap next week if I don't. That was my withdrawal job, where I could be a "mean, evil person" as I overheard one of the nurses say, and generally be a prick at a job I couldn't get fired from. I do not want to go through a week of fake "we'll miss you's". None of us wants me to be there another minute.

    Quit immediately and burn the building into ash
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burn it into a fresh new mix tape on compact disc
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    lol aldra
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One time I googled one of my old coworkers and found out he punched a female parking meter attendant back when he lived in Chicago and made the news
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  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    and then Joaquin…
  13. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    The fuck some random punjabi called me a
    out in traffic and then offered to sell drugz.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your stupid ass daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you guys ever make your own mayo? its fucking dank stuff.

    I find it pretty off putting when I've seen how much oil has gone into that shit tho.



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  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    After all the millions of years of evolution the human brain has had you'd think people would find a better solution than the corner cut out of a sandwich baggie.

    The kind of profit margins these cretins make and they still can't muster up the funds or brainpower for a fifteen minute trip to the hobby store.

    FFS people
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH One time I googled one of my old coworkers and found out he punched a female parking meter attendant back when he lived in Chicago and made the news

    A former coworker of mine was fired after it was discovered that he was trying to sell women's underwear out of the trunk of his van and routinely asked young girls if they wanted to "model" his underwear for money.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice A former coworker of mine was fired after it was discovered that he was trying to sell women's underwear out of the trunk of his van and routinely asked young girls if they wanted to "model" his underwear for money.

    "Hey, lady... would you like to model my underwear?"
  19. This girl I was with almost bought a literal gypsy $100 worth of groceries because she was high on coke and literally believes in astrology. I wonder if There's a similarly overused word in other languages akin to "literally"

    I feel like such a faggot I didn't get any tattoos when I went in this time because I promised my mom I wouldn't. Gonna make up for it by going full Tyson
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by stare rape After all the millions of years of evolution the human brain has had you'd think people would find a better solution than the corner cut out of a sandwich baggie.

    The kind of profit margins these cretins make and they still can't muster up the funds or brainpower for a fifteen minute trip to the hobby store.

    FFS people

    What is this post talking about?

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