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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm sorry, I'm just feeling really down and shitty right now. I shouldn't be a dick just because I feel like shit.

    What are your challenges?
  2. Originally posted by Enterita ……..

    You wanna hurt me?

    Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better.

    I'm an easy target.

    Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My girlfriend likes me. My internet friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

    I miss john candy
  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Has anybody here ever played a 12 or 16 string instrument?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've only ever played instruments with 11, 13, 14, 15, or 17 strings.

    I'm sorry.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by mmQ I've only ever played instruments with 11, 13, 14, 15, or 17 strings.

    I'm sorry.

    Thank you for being so kind. If I ever need help with 11, 13, 14, 15, and 17 string instruments, I'll let you know.
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Thank you for being so kind. If I ever need help with 11, 13, 14, 15, and 17 string instruments, I'll let you know.

    how come you cried when you found out the kid wasn't yours if you didn't want a kid
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Enterita how come you cried when you found out the kid wasn't yours if you didn't want a kid

    I didn't. I was so fucking happy it felt like I was on drugs.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Thank you for this
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH What are your challenges?

    I don't make enough money to do or buy things. I am very lonely and don't have anyone I really feel close or intimate with. I don't know how to make new friends at this age without drugs. I feel very unfulfilled in life and like nothing I do has any greater purpose. I have to work a stupid job I don't care about just to make enough money to survive. When I'm out of work, I don't really have the energy or drive to work toward something more meaningful because I usually want to just relax, or do the minimal socializing I do, or I'm busy with all my drug court bullshit. I don't really have things I like to do in my free time and don't know what or how to develop some hobbies, and those would probably be meaningless bullshit too. You're making me saddish again. Well not really, I'm still chillin. But I was chillin more a minute ago.
  11. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I don't make enough money to do or buy things. I am very lonely and don't have anyone I really feel close or intimate with. I don't know how to make new friends at this age without drugs. I feel very unfulfilled in life and like nothing I do has any greater purpose. I have to work a stupid job I don't care about just to make enough money to survive. When I'm out of work, I don't really have the energy or drive to work toward something more meaningful because I usually want to just relax, or do the minimal socializing I do, or I'm busy with all my drug court bullshit. I don't really have things I like to do in my free time and don't know what or how to develop some hobbies, and those would probably be meaningless bullshit too. You're making me saddish again. Well not really, I'm still chillin. But I was chillin more a minute ago.

    What kind of hobbies would you like to develop?

    A few years ago I wanted to play an instrument but thought i was too old to learn and I'd just suck anyway so what's the point? Now I can play ukulele, guitar, some piano, and the dulcimer.

    I also thought I wouldn't be a writer. Now I make enough to pay rent from my writing.

    I mean it was hard getting into these things initially, but you pick it up with time and it eventually becomes relaxing. It is strange making money from what I consider a hobby/way to relax, but its fucking great. I strongly suggest picking up a hobby that is profitable.

    I'm looking to start a business soon with another hobby of mine. Hopefully I'll be able to live off it. Really tempted to just keep up the author thing and live abroad indefinitely, but I'm afraid it's too romantic of a thought.
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I didn't. I was so fucking happy it felt like I was on drugs.

    So you were just "trolling" hydro and Bill Krozby when it happened? You were making yourself like a little crybaby pussy as a "joke" to "get" them?
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I don't make enough money to do or buy things. I am very lonely and don't have anyone I really feel close or intimate with. I don't know how to make new friends at this age without drugs. I feel very unfulfilled in life and like nothing I do has any greater purpose. I have to work a stupid job I don't care about just to make enough money to survive. When I'm out of work, I don't really have the energy or drive to work toward something more meaningful because I usually want to just relax, or do the minimal socializing I do, or I'm busy with all my drug court bullshit. I don't really have things I like to do in my free time and don't know what or how to develop some hobbies, and those would probably be meaningless bullshit too. You're making me saddish again. Well not really, I'm still chillin. But I was chillin more a minute ago.

    I'm sorry for the mother jokes.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Driving like an absolute maniac on the highway is such a rush. WHOO, I just put my life in danger! That was fucking fun.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Driving like an absolute maniac on the highway is such a rush. WHOO, I just put my life in danger! That was fucking fun.

    Alright, this is ridiculous.

    We need to give LSD an intervention before it's too late.

    I'm referring to, of course, his flirting with DH whores. Kind of off-topic right now, but it's really sad.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Don't sell your seed to those semen demons LSD!
  17. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Driving like an absolute maniac on the highway is such a rush. WHOO, I just put my life in danger! That was fucking fun.

    The whole reason I bought a motorcycle right here
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What kind of hobbies would you like to develop?

    A few years ago I wanted to play an instrument but thought i was too old to learn and I'd just suck anyway so what's the point? Now I can play ukulele, guitar, some piano, and the dulcimer.

    I also thought I wouldn't be a writer. Now I make enough to pay rent from my writing.

    I mean it was hard getting into these things initially, but you pick it up with time and it eventually becomes relaxing. It is strange making money from what I consider a hobby/way to relax, but its fucking great. I strongly suggest picking up a hobby that is profitable.

    I'm looking to start a business soon with another hobby of mine. Hopefully I'll be able to live off it. Really tempted to just keep up the author thing and live abroad indefinitely, but I'm afraid it's too romantic of a thought.

    How do you make money from writing?
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo How do you make money from writing?

    He doesn't.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo How do you make money from writing?

    I think he said he has two books or something that just pay so much every month you know what nevermind I don't fucking remember.

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