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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Two different chicks actually. Roommate's ex and then the other chick from drug court.

    I don't know what it is about just getting out of jail but I had the same experience. Currently in a fuckin dry spell because I'm doing right in life and have more money than ever.

    Did you fuck the both of them?
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape Well, I'm officially reconsidering my recent life choices.

    That last bag of crystal caused instant and extreme amnesia, and tasted like straight lighter fluid. Now what if I would've shot that?

    Looks like I ought to stick to benzedrex and T-PAIN. Nothing good can come out of this.

    I'll engage you here. t Pain and benzedrex are horrible, try to find some Adderall or something. That's what I've been doing every couple months or so.

    But like 3 weeks ago I ended up buying about .8 of meth and it turned out to be some badass shit and/or I was non tolerant cause I did like 6 lines then was up for 2 days jackin off. I ended up eating some thruout the week in very small amounts then binging the next weekend too at which point I feel like I had at least .5 still left and I just threw it away except the biggest shard. Then last weekend I dug out that shard and snorted it. Man, I've been feeling like shit but it was awesome.

  3. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I'll engage you here. t Pain and benzedrex are horrible, try to find some Adderall or something. That's what I've been doing every couple months or so.

    But like 3 weeks ago I ended up buying about .8 of meth and it turned out to be some badass shit and/or I was non tolerant cause I did like 6 lines then was up for 2 days jackin off. I ended up eating some thruout the week in very small amounts then binging the next weekend too at which point I feel like I had at least .5 still left and I just threw it away except the biggest shard. Then last weekend I dug out that shard and snorted it. Man, I've been feeling like shit but it was awesome.


    What I need to do is go get a prescription of vyvanse and only take it when I want to have some fun. Do they still hand it out like candy because it's "non-addictive" and "non-abusable?"

    The reason I mention benzedrex and T-PAIN is, the side effects are such that you cannot use them everyday. Not the case for meth or heroin. And they won't make you fail a drug test like adderall and Co. will
  4. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)


    This is rather disconcerting.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stare rape

    This is rather disconcerting.

    Q: What sort of things are in it?
    A: ALL SORTS OF THINGS!
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  6. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by aldra Q: What sort of things are in it?
    A: ALL SORTS OF THINGS!

    Thing is, why would they have that in their FAQ if they were just going to evade the question?

    It's like everybody who worked on the site was required to chug two cans before clocking in
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably just so that when someone asks a customer service rep they can say 'read the faq lol'
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  8. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I usually get 4 loko gold when i want cheap but potent swill that isn't liquor or beer but going through that site is making me reconsider

    It's like it's designed to appeal to underage drinkers
  9. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Fucking drug dealers.

    I get a text at midnight, "hey, I got the half g I owe u,stop by my place after work"

    I go by there. It's almost 7 am. This motherfucker comes to the door, "dude, I just fucking had it, I dropped it somewhere and I can't find it. I've looked everywhere!"

    If you're going to fucking rip me off, how about doing it without getting my fucking hopes up for half of my fucking workday?

    I'm starting to see why I quit doing drugs now.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano Went to one of those yuppie clothing stores today. AE and Buckle.

    Salesbro -he was bro- came up to me and made me let him help me, I kind of brushed him off saying like "Any sales going on?" "Not really? "Okay sounds good." but he came back to me after like five minutes, more persistent this time.

    He starts asking me personal questions- What I do, where I go to school, where I'm from. I know what he's doing but entertain him and stop him after a while and tell him that I want long sleeve shirts. It was actually nice though, becus he was able to find some 3/4 sleeve tees, which I think will look a lot better than full sleeves in warm weather.

    He starts asking me why I want them, which I think is a weird question to ask someone. Do you really expect to get a wholesome answer here?

    Anyway, I lie and tell him I have Psoriasis, and he says "Oh, yah, my Dah has thaat, do yah have any joint issues tuue? Where is it? Do you take Humira? No? Why not, don't you have insurance?" It didn't really bother me that much, he was a decent guy who was just curious.. but that's getting pretty personal.


    Anyway, he found a lot of good stuff though. It is kind of nice having a salesperson pick stuff out for you when you don't know what you want.

    i hate nosey cunts like that. i would have literally told him to fuck off and mind his own business.



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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The first cut involved a scene towards the end of the film where Sister Jeanne is told that Grandier has finally been burnt at the stake. Finally, she is given a souvenir: a charred femur bone. The cut portion of the scene continues with Sister Jeanne masturbating with Grandier’s remains

    The second and perhaps most significant censored scene is referred to as the “Rape of Christ.” Following Sister Jeanne’s accusations against Grandier, which are the direct result of him turning down the opportunity to be the convent’s confessor and secretly marrying another woman, the entire convent erupts into chaos, with the sisters falling under the sway of their Mother Superior’s hysterics. The Church then sends officials to document and perform exorcisms on the women, which are completely invasive and ineffective. In the penultimate scene, a massive exorcism in town turns into a frenzied orgy, in which the nuns remove their robes and create chaos inside of the church, tearing pages out of the Bible and running amok before finally writhing and humping against a giant crucifix.
  12. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Originally posted by aldra The first cut involved a scene towards the end of the film where Sister Jeanne is told that Grandier has finally been burnt at the stake. Finally, she is given a souvenir: a charred femur bone. The cut portion of the scene continues with Sister Jeanne masturbating with Grandier’s remains

    The second and perhaps most significant censored scene is referred to as the “Rape of Christ.” Following Sister Jeanne’s accusations against Grandier, which are the direct result of him turning down the opportunity to be the convent’s confessor and secretly marrying another woman, the entire convent erupts into chaos, with the sisters falling under the sway of their Mother Superior’s hysterics. The Church then sends officials to document and perform exorcisms on the women, which are completely invasive and ineffective. In the penultimate scene, a massive exorcism in town turns into a frenzied orgy, in which the nuns remove their robes and create chaos inside of the church, tearing pages out of the Bible and running amok before finally writhing and humping against a giant crucifix.

    what kikery is this?
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the pat-man what kikery is this?

  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    only heard about the movie through via this, looks intense

  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I don't know what it is about just getting out of jail but I had the same experience. Currently in a fuckin dry spell because I'm doing right in life and have more money than ever.

    Did you fuck the both of them?

    Just the roommate's ex so far. Just saw the drug court chick earlier. She was lookin' purdy and gave me a hug.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    She also touched my leg a couple times. Definitely wants the D.
  17. Bought a campfire lighter and the pos crapped out right away, bought a store brand lighter, crapped out right away.

    Using the stove to heat my lightbulb crack pipe.



    Kind of finicky. It burns like tar, but more forgiving and easier to make lines with.
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Is that meth? It looks like you're burning some of it up.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Do you have any idea what 70s horror movie ends with all kinds of 2 headed freakish monsters chasing a girl or possibly girl and guy up to the top of the stairs before she opens the curtains or something and they all disappear? I've been trying to find it for a decade. I feel like it has a 1 word long name. Thanks in advance for finding it.

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