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  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Narc, don't admit anything, don't admit to being high, don't admit to being having water going, nothing. Complete denial, in fact say that your floors weren't even wet if you can.

    If you admit to anything they'll just load you up with every shitty overpriced bill they feel like.

    Also sauce for the xanax powder? I have heard a lot of it isn't actual alprazolam but is some other benzo that is legal to synth in China.
  2. I bought like a 100mg sample of alp powder from this lunatic on SR2 who would type in ALL CAPS ABOUT HOW HE WAS DESTROYING HIS FAMILY LIFE BY SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AWAY FROM HIS WIFE TO SELL DRUGS ON THE COMPUTER AND THAT HE DOES IT FOR HIS CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK PEOPLE WHO NEED HIS MEDICINE!

    speaking of, btc is going up again which means I should probably go shopping. I don't like to keep any for more than a few days but I don't have anything I particulary feel like buying. I personally don't think it's bottomed out yet though.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by NARCassist lanny do you actually understand what a child molester is? do you understand what they actually do to children?



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    Not quite sure, does that mean they damage other people's property and deny responsibiltiy for it? If so then fuck that guy, child molesters are the worst!
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  4. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock gasoline is for amateurs.

    jet-a is where its at

    kerosene stinks.

    they normally appeal to betas.
  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny Not quite sure, does that mean they damage other people's property and deny responsibiltiy for it? If so then fuck that guy, child molesters are the worst!

    becareful with posts like this lanny.

    you dont want to be a successful superstar programmer who gets disgracefully fired one day years from now becos posts like this was discovered by some activists.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Activists are going to be upset that I suggested that NARC take responsibility for flooding his neighbors appartment?

    This guy must have a really dedicated fanclub if they're willing to do all that.
  7. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I bought like a 100mg sample of alp powder from this lunatic on SR2 who would type in ALL CAPS ABOUT HOW HE WAS DESTROYING HIS FAMILY LIFE BY SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AWAY FROM HIS WIFE TO SELL DRUGS ON THE COMPUTER AND THAT HE DOES IT FOR HIS CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK PEOPLE WHO NEED HIS MEDICINE!

    speaking of, btc is going up again which means I should probably go shopping. I don't like to keep any for more than a few days but I don't have anything I particulary feel like buying. I personally don't think it's bottomed out yet though.

    I think black market benzos are legitimately a benefit to a lot of people. They really helped me with my social anxiety for instance.

    Bitcoin's on its way to $100k right now if you ask me. Was $6k a few days ago, $8k now.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Activists are going to be upset that I suggested that NARC take responsibility for flooding his neighbors appartment?

    This guy must have a really dedicated fanclub if they're willing to do all that.

    but i know i didn't flood the apartment. you're not in my head lanny, so you don't know what i know. and you wasn't here, so i really don't have to explain myself to you.



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  9. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash approx 23 grams of all spice containing Nutmeg, Cloves, and Cinnamon.

    Best combinations for tea?

    (Warm Milk )

    Yes/No?

    Effects on the organs?

    Am I going to die, now

    Make masala
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist and again, i didn't flood his fucking apartment. i don't care how fucking high i was, there's just nothing i could have done that would put that much water on the floor. we're not talking about a couple of litres here, this must have been like 5 to 10 gallons of water that ended up on the floor. you think i've done that while high and not left a single trace of anything, like i've cleaned everything up again while so high i couldn't even remember anything?

    just coz i can't explain this doesn't mean there isn't an explanation. but then i'm no plumber.



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    ...what exactly do you think is NOT possible to do with bulk xanax powder on hand?
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  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Propelyne fuckin glycol... drop it onto mints and have a bunch of "bars" that look innocent.
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny Activists are going to be upset that I suggested that NARC take responsibility for flooding his neighbors appartment?

    This guy must have a really dedicated fanclub if they're willing to do all that.

    no, i mean when they find you to be pedo-tolerant.

    a few years from now people are going to be judged by what THEY DONT SAY on the internet.

    thats how things are going to be.
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Eh, probably gonna have to kaczynski it at some point anyway. Might as well get chased off for that.

    I had a professor in my undergrad who had a mental breakdown a semester after I graduated, flipped the fuck out pretty publicly, and moved out to some rural area and became a "gentleman farmer" (in his own words). He was actually a huge cunt and I skipped most his classes, but I think it was one of those cases of hating someone else because they reflect what you hate most about yourself. Anyway, I figure that's about the least graceful way to go out, might as well get crucified for something before society decides you no longer provide more utility than suffering your idiosyncrasies is worth.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.
  15. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

    Welcome home.
  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.
    Y 💩💩💩
  17. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

    we all thot it was mothers day related.

    was it ???
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  18. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

    I assumed you changed your username

    I'm juicebox. I decided I was going to do almost a point of 3-MeO-PCP + some 3-HO-PCP one night and deleted my account in a fit of paranoia
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

    I actually saw an old post of yours the other day and clicked your profile. My first thought was 'probably goin thru some hard times' judging by all the meth references.
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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

    i was just thinking this the other day, so where you been faggot?



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