The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-07-31 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #2361
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My roommate and his girl broke up, and she's been acting weirdly nice to me lately and wanting to hang out and shit. I hung out with her and some friends until like 1 last night, and now she's hitting me up on FB saying we should chill more and inviting me out tonight.

   
   She wants to sacrifice you in a blood ritual.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-07-31 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #2362
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Personality/10 ??
3. 2018-07-31 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #2363
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My roommate and his girl broke up, and she's been acting weirdly nice to me lately and wanting to hang out and shit. I hung out with her and some friends until like 1 last night, and now she's hitting me up on FB saying we should chill more and inviting me out tonight.

   
   Pee in her butt
4. 2018-07-31 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #2364
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by benny vader hows that conflict shitpile coming ???

   
   not sleeping/writing now
5. 2018-07-31 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #2365
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra not sleeping/writing now

   
   yay.
6. 2018-07-31 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #2366
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My roommate and his girl broke up, and she's been acting weirdly nice to me lately and wanting to hang out and shit. I hung out with her and some friends until like 1 last night, and now she's hitting me up on FB saying we should chill more and inviting me out tonight.

   
   she wants to piss him off by sleeping with his pal. guaranteed she'll make sure he finds out about it too.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-07-31 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #2367
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Here's a video of my girlfriend being cute:
   
   
8. 2018-08-01 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #2368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can take the poor out of trashy, but you can't take the trashy out of trashy
9. 2018-08-01 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #2369
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Bitches and shit. How a nigga live.
10. 2018-08-01 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #2370
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    MAN, I just wanna fuckin' shoot myself in the head.
11. 2018-08-01 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #2371
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Yo Darnell, you cayyn't do that! We all sufferin' hee you feel me?
12. 2018-08-01 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #2372
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yo can defo shoot §m£ÂgØL in the head tho, that's always an option. just keep that in mind innit.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-08-01 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #2373
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think hydro has dibs on that already
14. 2018-08-01 at 11:53 AM UTC

    #2374
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    She's holed up in hospital so I think she'd welcome any assistance with the task at the moment.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-08-01 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #2375
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist she wants to piss him off by sleeping with his pal. guaranteed she'll make sure he finds out about it too.
    
    
    
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    It's so predictable. Bonus points for LSD just getting out of jail.
16. 2018-08-01 at 11 PM UTC

    #2376
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery MAN, I just wanna fuckin' shoot myself in the head.

    
    This
17. 2018-08-01 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #2377
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    EYYYYYY
    
    Let's all shoot ourselves' in the FUCKIN' head!!
18. 2018-08-01 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #2378
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by DietPiano EYYYYYY
    
    Let's all shoot ourselves' in the FUCKIN' head!!

    
    I don't want to shoot myself in that head, I need it for fuckin
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-08-01 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #2379
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lanny, I need your Fuckin head too.
    
    I wanna wrap my lips around your turtle shell
    
    (Smell the smegma!)
    
    
    I'll give a lippin so goo you can fell my bottom, and my bottom taste buds!
    
    Oh Lanny your cock will be just heavenly DIVINE pushin' up against my broken ass 30° to the LEFT cock!
20. 2018-08-01 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #2380
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *clutches pearls*