2018-05-25 at 4:35 AM UTC
No no no you don’t mash the balls
2018-05-25 at 4:37 AM UTC
When did you actually have a real relationship with anyone? You dismiss people at the slightest chance. Then you crawl back into your shell of self-deprivation and pity.
I swear, I'll beat some sense into you one day. I bet we can get Casper to actually pick you up this time so you guys can do a live version of a buddy-movie. Give it a chance.
2018-05-25 at 4:44 AM UTC
I once told malice he would definitely get cognitive benefit from meditation and he said he didn't have the time
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2018-05-25 at 4:45 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Captain
If you want, PM and I will game coach you.
don't fall for this
it sounds a lot like that time my uncle said he wanted to teach me wrestling moves
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2018-05-25 at 4:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum
I once told malice he would definitely get cognitive benefit from meditation and he said he didn't have the time
Instant classic.
There is a saying in Buddhism that says if you don't have the time to meditate one hour, meditate two.
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2018-05-25 at 5:01 AM UTC
There is some invisable force keeping me in bed when I'm trying to get up. Like a giant 4 foot hand it feels like. Am I fucked and should join Malice in a suicide pact? SRS about the hand thing though.
2018-05-25 at 5:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
There is some invisable force keeping me in bed when I'm trying to get up. Like a giant 4 foot hand it feels like. Am I fucked and should join Malice in a suicide pact? SRS about the hand thing though.
That's called being sober.
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2018-05-25 at 5:42 AM UTC
im scared to walk into my kitchen because i dont want to be abducted by human traffickers
2018-05-25 at 6:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by -mal-
What the fuck? Of course it works haha. But only if you’re actually attracted to women. And ya know… you’re a woman too. That’s an important part of scissoring.
But how do you avoid cutting each other?
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2018-05-25 at 6:15 AM UTC
i think the guys kidnapping me are MS-13 gang members im hearing gunshots now i really hope they cant see me
2018-05-25 at 6:18 AM UTC
my home phone line is cut but i called 911 with a cellphone im waiting for some cops to show up
what the fuck am i going to do now mexican kidnappers know where i live am i gonna die
2018-05-25 at 6:18 AM UTC
You betta run little nigga
2018-05-25 at 6:22 AM UTC
Sploo is either having another episode or trolling
It's really 50/50