The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-05-25 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #8121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Does that genuinely work? Outside of the intimacy and connotations I mean, does scissoring really get a girl off?
   
   What if two guys scissor iis like a scissor within a scissor . The power double scissor.

   
   
   It feels good but no I’ve never gotten off that way.
   
   And when guys do it, it’s called a rodeo but y’all CAN get off bc you’re just built to jizz ya feel me?
2. 2018-05-25 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #8122
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by ohfralala And when guys do it, it’s called a rodeo but y’all CAN get off bc you’re just built to jizz ya feel me?

   
   no
   
   mashed balls are painful enough just to think about
3. 2018-05-25 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #8123
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No no no you don’t mash the balls
4. 2018-05-25 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #8124
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   When did you actually have a real relationship with anyone? You dismiss people at the slightest chance. Then you crawl back into your shell of self-deprivation and pity.
   
   I swear, I'll beat some sense into you one day. I bet we can get Casper to actually pick you up this time so you guys can do a live version of a buddy-movie. Give it a chance.
5. 2018-05-25 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #8125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I guess I wanted to give it one last chance with college, but the way I feel just doesn't change, it's getting worse.
   
   It's extremely difficult and terrifying to go up against what we evolved to fear and avoid the most, death.

   
   Hey dude just keep at college. Don't worry, just stay the course. Keep attending classes and just chill, man. You shouldn't even need to talk, sit in the back of class with sunglasses and a cap on, just listen and if some idiot starts talking, play on your phone. But don't give up and don't be weird. You will be fine. You are a good loking guy, keep a good posture, don't be a weirdo and just talk to girls like normal, you will lose your virginity soon dude. If you want, PM and I will game coach you.
6. 2018-05-25 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #8126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I once told malice he would definitely get cognitive benefit from meditation and he said he didn't have the time
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7. 2018-05-25 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #8127
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain If you want, PM and I will game coach you.

   
   don't fall for this
   
   it sounds a lot like that time my uncle said he wanted to teach me wrestling moves
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8. 2018-05-25 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #8128
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by yum I once told malice he would definitely get cognitive benefit from meditation and he said he didn't have the time

   
   Instant classic.
   
   There is a saying in Buddhism that says if you don't have the time to meditate one hour, meditate two.
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9. 2018-05-25 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #8129
   RestStop Space Nigga
   There is some invisable force keeping me in bed when I'm trying to get up. Like a giant 4 foot hand it feels like. Am I fucked and should join Malice in a suicide pact? SRS about the hand thing though.
10. 2018-05-25 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #8130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra don't fall for this
    
    it sounds a lot like that time my uncle said he wanted to teach me wrestling moves

    
    I will teach him the rear naked choke
11. 2018-05-25 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #8131
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by RestStop There is some invisable force keeping me in bed when I'm trying to get up. Like a giant 4 foot hand it feels like. Am I fucked and should join Malice in a suicide pact? SRS about the hand thing though.

    
    That's called being sober.
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12. 2018-05-25 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #8132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im scared to walk into my kitchen because i dont want to be abducted by human traffickers
13. 2018-05-25 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #8133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Does that genuinely work? Outside of the intimacy and connotations I mean, does scissoring really get a girl off?
    
    What if two guys scissor iis like a scissor within a scissor . The power double scissor.

    
    What the fuck? Of course it works haha. But only if you’re actually attracted to women. And ya know... you’re a woman too. That’s an important part of scissoring.
14. 2018-05-25 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #8134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- What the fuck? Of course it works haha. But only if you’re actually attracted to women. And ya know… you’re a woman too. That’s an important part of scissoring.

    
    But how do you avoid cutting each other?
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15. 2018-05-25 at 6:10 AM UTC

    #8135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gumbo But how do you avoid cutting each other?

    
    Idk it’s a careful process. :p
16. 2018-05-25 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #8136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i think the guys kidnapping me are MS-13 gang members im hearing gunshots now i really hope they cant see me
17. 2018-05-25 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #8137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i think the guys kidnapping me are MS-13 gang members im hearing gunshots now i really hope they cant see me

    
    What the fuck. Is this really happening?
18. 2018-05-25 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #8138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my home phone line is cut but i called 911 with a cellphone im waiting for some cops to show up
    
    what the fuck am i going to do now mexican kidnappers know where i live am i gonna die
19. 2018-05-25 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #8139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You betta run little nigga
20. 2018-05-25 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #8140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sploo is either having another episode or trolling
    
    It's really 50/50