2018-04-22 at 10:39 AM UTC
not to mention them tantalizingly terrific tits.
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2018-04-22 at 10:39 AM UTC
you wouldn't even know what to do with that, would you enter?
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2018-04-22 at 10:57 AM UTC
The same thing I'd do to her.
"TEE HEE. I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND MY TITS ARE MOVING. DURRRRRRRR."
Worthless fucking sack of meat.
2018-04-22 at 1:40 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2018-04-22 at 3:33 PM UTC
I threatened to smack the shit out of my heroin dealers gf and she backed down real quick and it was pretty funny. Its even more funny that my dealer and me are still cool. Its my world bitch.
Sounds like you've got a bitch ass dope dealer. Most of mine would have pointed a gun at me at the very least for threatening their girl like that.
2018-04-22 at 4:31 PM UTC
I helped him out the last time he was in prison and shes too broke of a bitch to even keep a phone on so they can talk, I'm a quality bro and my friends know it.
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2018-04-22 at 5:13 PM UTC
About to go mow the lawn for the first time this year and I feel the need to wear a jacket in order to do so. #FirstWorldProblems
2018-04-22 at 6:04 PM UTC
Her boobs kinda look like they’re superglued together lol
2018-04-22 at 6:09 PM UTC
see even kinks had a good look.
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2018-04-22 at 6:12 PM UTC
They kinda remind me of buttcheeks, I legit wondered if it was photoshopped buttcheeks lol
2018-04-22 at 6:29 PM UTC
she's twerking with her boobs. booerking.
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