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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice It's really interesting. It seems I'm at the point where the anxiolytic and dissociative effects don't necessarily calm me down, but may actually make me far more capable of actually killing people due to lowering inhibition. I just have a constant urge to kill everyone around me. It's literally almost non-stop, every single day.

    I love ya malice but this kind of posting has got to stop. It's so fucking cringey, like something my 13 year old cousin would say and I'd have to resist the urge to curl up in a ball of embarrassment-by-proxy after hearing. You have no idea how stupid you sound when you say stuff like this.
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  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    This lil thot seems to know just when to open wide :

  3. Originally posted by Lanny I love ya malice but this kind of posting has got to stop. It's so fucking cringey, like something my 13 year old cousin would say and I'd have to resist the urge to curl up in a ball of embarrassment-by-proxy after hearing. You have no idea how stupid you sound when you say stuff like this.

    I'm pretty sure it's sexual frustration manifesting itself in other ways. The same deal with my woman hating. Just a theory though.
  4. Originally posted by RestStop This lil thot seems to know just when to open wide :


    i hope she dies
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Nigga…we need to get you out of the house.

    I'm going to school full time. The guy in my Japanese class who noticed my Eromanga Sensei wallpaper actually exchanged contacts with me and asked me to sit next to him during the next class, we even talked today. Another guy seems to be trying to be friendly to me too.

    It really doesn't make a difference at this point. I know I would be capable of killing absolutely everyone, even you.

    Originally posted by Lanny I love ya malice but this kind of posting has got to stop. It's so fucking cringey, like something my 13 year old cousin would say and I'd have to resist the urge to curl up in a ball of embarrassment-by-proxy after hearing. You have no idea how stupid you sound when you say stuff like this.

    You have no idea how deep this goes. Don't be surprised if I end up on the news one day. I am flat out telling you that if university doesn't work out there's a very high chance I'm going to kill as many people as possible.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i hope she dies

    With me inside her mouth :)
  7. Originally posted by Malice I know I would be capable of killing absolutely everyone, even you.

    you're not even capable of talking to someone
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice I'm going to school full time. The guy in my Japanese class who noticed my Eromanga Sensei wallpaper actually exchanged contacts with me and asked me to sit next to him during the next class, we even talked today. Another guy seems to be trying to be friendly to me to.

    It really doesn't make a difference at this point. I know I would be capable of killing absolutely everyone, even you.

    Nigga the only thing you are going to kill is a bag of Doritos and bottle of Mt. Dew.
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus you're not even capable of talking to someone

    I did it today.
  10. Originally posted by Malice I did it today.

    Wow!
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop Nigga the only thing you are going to kill is a bag of Doritos and bottle of Mt. Dew.

    I'm actually pretty healthy. I do intermittent fasting, only eating one balanced 10 minute meal a day, and I'm fairly muscular.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice I'm actually pretty healthy. I do intermittent fasting, only eating one balanced 10 minute meal a day, and I'm fairly muscular.

    I know. It was a joke. I just meant that would be the high end of your killing anything tonight.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, wait, I actually have a new stack coming in that would probably take care of any homicidal desires/extreme anger-irritability.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice You have no idea how deep this goes. Don't be surprised if I end up on the news one day. I am flat out telling you that if university doesn't work out there's a very high chance I'm going to kill as many people as possible.

    "I'm straight out telling you if a thing I don't expect to happen happens then it's possible I'll do the thing I've been saying I'm probably going to do for years maybe"

    Fuck, even if you actually were (you aren't, I'm sorry, you just aren't) this would still be horrifyingly cringy posting. Like oh no, I don't like our society, whaaaa, I want to kill everyone. Welcome to puberty faggot. The rest of us figured out how to sublimate teen angst into achievement or female conquest or drug abuse or fucking anything in the world that's better that going on and on about how much you hate everything publically and doing jack shit about it. It's theater, cringy horrible painful to watch theater. It hurts me, not because I dislike you and am trying to dump on you but because I want to see you succeed it's exactly this sort of lack of social awareness typical of pubescent children that makes your life so much harder than it needs to be.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You are a perfect representation of why even the best of humanity deserves annihilation. If it ever happens, I dedicate this act, in part, to you.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice You are a perfect representation of why even the best of humanity deserves annihilation. If it ever happens, I dedicate this act, in part, to you.

    Wear a gucci jacket and sell glass out the house, nigga. Police always fuckin' with Malice cause he's like Mulatto or something, Dawg.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Haha! It ain't gonna happen. Sit back and watch some slice of life anime.
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  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Life is ups and downs, MAN
  19. malice is mentally subnormal and 12 years old
  20. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by gumbo This is dumb, even by your standards. What the fuck are you thinking? T-PAIN is caustic and hydrophillic. I'm assuming 1337 is in septic shock or something, so he absolutely does not need caustic clumps of T-PAIN floating around in his veins. You know oral bioavailability is like 99%, right? And if he has a tube or something, and you really want to play doctor, get some real opiates that won't turn to corrosive glue in his veins. If he is dealing with an infection, having his veins be damaged can open him up to further spread of infection. Just like how you got HIV through the anal micro-fractures that big black dude gave you.

    This is not even mentioning the infection that injecting Chinese mystery powders in clandestine solution can cause. It may be negligible for people with a healthy immune system, but his is clearly struggling.

    You know all of this though. I know you do. The only reasonable conclusion I can come to is that you are actively trying to kill him so that you can get your inheritance now that you're married. You can't possibly be caring about his safety if you are putting T-PAIN sodium into a catheter. This is really, really fucked up.

    Firstly, I'm buffering the shots with polyethylene glycol. There is most definitely a difference here and it negates the caustic effects of just shooting the shit straight.

    And clumps? Dude, yeah, if you add T-PAIN to water it gets all clumpy and floaty,but when you cook it up,which can take a little while, it's crystal clear, albeit it's thick as fuck all, sort of like penicillin shots and adding the PEG makes it even more so. I actually make thinner shots than 1337 was making though, because I use 3ml syringes, rather than 1ml insulin rigs.

    §m£ÂgØL, you don't always know everything about everything. You're not a dumb guy, but you definitely can get on a high horse without knowing the entirety of the story, or all the facts, which is pretty annoying, but hey, I see where you're coming from in initial concern.

    I would love to get decent opiates for 1337, but unfortunately I'm not made of money and the T-PAIN works better. Before going to the hospital he shot a bundle of dope and it didn't even get him out of withdrawals.

    My mistake was thinking 1337 could use T-PAIN here and there... He obviously can't. I'm not trying to hurt anyone, just trying to help and he sure as fuck wants me to help. No, he's not septic either. I sure as fuck don't want 1337 to die and assuming I would is pretty fucked up. What inheritance would I have to gain? He literally just got divorced in October. Why is everything I do that you disagree with some way me trying to use or take advantage? Why is it always assumed I'm a golddigger? If I were going for that, I'd fucking definitely have gone for the one guy who was up in my shit and made of money, and wouldn't fuck around with someone like 1337. I take care of myself, and always have.ive paid back my debts even too. Golddiggers don't usually do that either. Hell, most people who've dealt with the shit I've had from people like you wouldn't do that, but I have.

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