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  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday edit: morning (he got the ER Friday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.

    Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while… Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.

    If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.

    I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad.

    What sort of hospital runs out of pain medicine?
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  2. Originally posted by Zanick What sort of hospital runs out of pain medicine?

    The kind that doesn't want to give it to a drug addict with track marks and infected injection sites.
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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by gumbo According to the BMI index, you are obese.

    BMIs are retarded.
  4. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by HTS BMIs are retarded.

    This. Bmi is only somewhat useful when applied to large populations.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie That's just fun to think about though, eh. Maybe i am a darker person than most. Weirder as well but that is neither here nor there.

    Anyway, talk about weird, ever play a visual novel? You know, like get your favorite anime girl to fall in love with you type of game? Yeah, level 9000+ weeb stuff. Anyway, if you dig it, you should play Doki Doki Literature Club. Man what a rollercoaster.

    I mentioned this before but i was just listening to the OST, so i was reminded. No spoilers, but even if Visual novels aren't your thing, i bet you'd like this anyway.

    I played it after papa CASPER mentioned it. Poor Sayori... The song that plays during her final scene is hauntingly beautiful. If I ever committed suicide I would want something like that playing on loop.

    Now I’m playing Muv-luv because it’s highly acclaimed, but so far it’s pretty generic.

    I would definitely play the Stein’s;Gate novels, but the anime seems more enjoyable, making it redundant.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like Jeffrey Dahmer may have felt while on alcohol, minus the (homo)sexual desires.

    Vodka definitely seems to best/least bad hard liquor for me. By far the least bitter and smoothest, and it's really cheap as well.
  7. More fun charts, I am fully white pilled

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  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by HTS BMIs are retarded.



    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency This. Bmi is only somewhat useful when applied to large populations.

    Yeah, an above average muscle mass can definitely throw things off, but HTS really is obese.
  9. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Malice Yeah, an above average muscle mass can definitely throw things off, but HTS really is obese.

    N-nuh uh.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's really interesting. It seems I'm at the point where the anxiolytic and dissociative effects don't necessarily calm me down, but may actually make me far more capable of actually killing people due to lowering inhibition. I just have a constant urge to kill everyone around me. It's literally almost non-stop, every single day.
  11. Originally posted by Malice It's really interesting. It seems I'm at the point where the anxiolytic and dissociative effects don't necessarily calm me down, but may actually make me far more capable of actually killing people due to lowering inhibition. I just have a constant urge to kill everyone around me. It's literally almost non-stop, every single day.

    you're weak and pathetic and couldn't hurt a fly
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    RestStop becomes a serial killer : It's always raining in Ohio!
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday edit: morning (he got the ER Friday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.

    Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while… Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.

    If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.

    I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad.

    Don't lie.. you would love the amount of attention that would get you
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Fuckin retards shooting T-PAIN lol.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice It's really interesting. It seems I'm at the point where the anxiolytic and dissociative effects don't necessarily calm me down, but may actually make me far more capable of actually killing people due to lowering inhibition. I just have a constant urge to kill everyone around me. It's literally almost non-stop, every single day.

    Nigga...we need to get you out of the house.
  16. Originally posted by HTS Cute! You're so tiny.

  17. Women are so easy when you stop trying to pursue them.
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH As soon as I cum with a hooker my pants are already halfway on and my eyes are on the door. I had one sus experience where I sat there after cumming and loooked in this hoes eyes. Really pretty eyes. We talked about the game and I told her to be safe. I left feeling empty as hell.


    Just wanted to share that.

    Ive never purchased, but am considering doing so just to shake off the cobwebs. It happens that my customer/lawyer also used to be a porn actor, and he still talks to a ton of the girls he used to work with, and a lot of them are down to fuck for pretty reasonable rates.

    You gotta hate this dude...hes a wealthy, highly educated Australian dude with a law degree and multiple companies, handsome, tall dude with all sorts of well-connected friends, personable, and he just happens to have a huge dong. lol.

    I always wondered that too though. If i pay for 30 minutes, is it just until you nut, or do I get to get my whole 30? Because depending on what drugs im on, ill come pretty quick, but im also ready to go again in like 60 seconds. If im shelling out my hard earned money I want to be shooting powdered milk at the end of our date.

    E: Knowing me, Ill probably get a hooker and a few days later ill be driving her to the courthouse to clear her warrants or to CVS to pick up her antibiotics. Ill sit on the edge of the bed with her like Holden Caulfield and try to hone in on what childhood trauma led to her wanting to get violently throatfucked.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Movin' the ice like a bobsled and I'm sippin' on that bourbon like an oil spill, nigga.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Ive never purchased, but am considering doing so just to shake off the cobwebs. It happens that my customer/lawyer also used to be a porn actor, and he still talks to a ton of the girls he used to work with, and a lot of them are down to fuck for pretty reasonable rates.

    You gotta hate this dude…hes a wealthy, highly educated Australian dude with a law degree and multiple companies, handsome, tall dude with all sorts of well-connected friends, personable, and he just happens to have a huge dong. lol.

    I always wondered that too though. If i pay for 30 minutes, is it just until you nut, or do I get to get my whole 30? Because depending on what drugs im on, ill come pretty quick, but im also ready to go again in like 60 seconds. If im shelling out my hard earned money I want to be shooting powdered milk at the end of our date.

    E: Knowing me, Ill probably get a hooker and a few days later ill be driving her to the courthouse to clear her warrants or to CVS to pick up her antibiotics. Ill sit on the edge of the bed with her like Holden Caulfield and try to hone in on what childhood trauma led to her wanting to get violently throatfucked.

    Honestly that edit was exactly what I was after in this phase of life. Some messy shit. It really depends on the provider on everything you mentioned. And honestly I'd rather just go without sex than be seeing more hookers. But that's easy for me to say having gotten it out of my system. Porn hoes sound pretty good though.

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