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2018-04-04 at 9:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist i don't like those dating sites, i never know wtf to put in the profile without sounding pretentious as fuck, i know they all bullshit. plus there are always way more men than women so the girls all get swamped with messages unless they butt ugly, lol.
i went on tinder and most of the girls were saying 'i'm just looking for mr right' or 'no hookups or ONS'. like wtf, this is a hookup site, its not fucking match.com ffs.
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did you meet anyone from tinder? all the girls say that in case someone they know finds their profile, they don't really mean it. -
2018-04-04 at 9:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter did you meet anyone from tinder? all the girls say that in case someone they know finds their profile, they don't really mean it.
i was wondering that, i didn't tho. didn't like the app tbh. keep seeing all these hot chicks but no way to message half of them unless they like your profile back.
i can specifically remember watching some tech program a few years ago now when that grinder came out for the faggots, which i understand tinder is based on. they made it look like you could just see that somebody was near you, pm them and hookup within minutes, then bish bash bosh, and job done. i dunno if it is really like that but tinder fucking isn't.
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2018-04-04 at 10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I'm looking at my passport photo which would be the best representation of me because of the lighting etc. I'm definitely not ugly, I'm kinda cute. If I picture that face with a muscular body I'm pretty sure girls would be interested.
Puh.
Face doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is height and size.
This is what women want:
Valuev is a dominant man, and he is only 7' tall. That's about the ideal male height right now. If you are not at least 7' tall you need to sit down and reevaluate your decisions. Perhaps you can blame your parents for not feeding you right.
He isn't even well built. He has signs of being stunted ie. the narrow shoulders and weak frame. -
2018-04-04 at 10:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Puh.
Face doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is height and size.
This is what women want:
Valuev is a dominant man, and he is only 7' tall. That's about the ideal male height right now. If you are not at least 7' tall you need to sit down and reevaluate your decisions. Perhaps you can blame your parents for not feeding you right.
He isn't even well built. He has signs of being stunted ie. the narrow shoulders and weak frame.
I'm only 5'10" unfortunately. -
2018-04-04 at 10:07 AM UTC
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2018-04-04 at 10:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Probably. I just want a girl to like me. :( I'm going to ask out this chick from uni when she messages me next. I hope she says yes.
When I'm buff I'm going to go out to different bars and stuff and see if women hit on me.
See man, I feel like you've got the wrong approach. There's nothing wrong with being buff, but in reality the number one thing that's going to get you laid is how much fun you can make a girl have when she's with you. You're probably going to have to suck up to some bullshit conversation. Usually people do that irl because if you go around talking like you're on NIS people will be weirded out. Anyways I'm too high to write the rest of this now check back later -
2018-04-04 at 1:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic yea but dude you are into like every kink in the book and this dude is practically a virgin lol
I went to Amsterdam once and had a night of smoking and bar hopping with some European dudes I met at my hostel. After we were pretty intoxicated the two guys both wanted to get a prostitute. I wasn't really trying to, and I was hungry, so I told them I'd just go grab something to eat and then wait whatever was left of the time, and they both paid for like an hour. I then went to get food and found some place selling pizza and got some and ate it. It had only been 15 minutes so I figured I had 45 more to wait which kind of seemed like a lot at this point but I told them I would so I went to the bridge where we were supposed to meet, and both of them were already there waiting for me, I guess they came really fast.
As soon as I cum with a hooker my pants are already halfway on and my eyes are on the door. I had one sus experience where I sat there after cumming and loooked in this hoes eyes. Really pretty eyes. We talked about the game and I told her to be safe. I left feeling empty as hell.
Just wanted to share that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-04 at 1:22 PM UTCLanneh!
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2018-04-04 at 2:29 PM UTCits just sex man, its no biggie.
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2018-04-04 at 3:12 PM UTCWell, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday edit: morning (he got the ER Friday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.
Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while... Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.
I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad. -
2018-04-04 at 3:26 PM UTC
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2018-04-04 at 3:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.
Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while… Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.
I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad.
Woah. What the hell started the infection? Sorry you’re having a tough time. -
2018-04-04 at 3:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by -mal- Woah. What the hell started the infection? Sorry you’re having a tough time.
He's a dumbass and missed shooting up, then didn't take care of it and it spread like wildfire. He should have been in the ER 2 weeks before all this shit honestly and might not be dealing with... This severity of shit. I was helping him IV in his femoral vein,but at some point he decided he was a big boy and could do it himself even though I was right there and wanted to help after I was out of the shower. He'd come with a bad abcess on his thigh from shoot heroin and I tried to clean in out and all,but again ... When I got sick,he dropped the ball on taking care of it. Shit spread to his sites on his groin area I think and that's how shit got so bad. Had him taking antibiotics but he lied to me and ended up discontinuing them without telling me because he got a bad yeast infection and didn't continue another course of something else. He also used a lot of dexamethasone when he was sick and feverish which I would have flipped out if I knew he wasn't on an antibiotic especially when using that shit and how bad his legs were even then.
Just another cluster fuck of my life is all. Hopefully he comes out okay soon. -
2018-04-04 at 4:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday edit: morning (he got the ER Friday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.
Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while… Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.
I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad.
This is dumb, even by your standards. What the fuck are you thinking? T-PAIN is caustic and hydrophillic. I'm assuming 1337 is in septic shock or something, so he absolutely does not need caustic clumps of T-PAIN floating around in his veins. You know oral bioavailability is like 99%, right? And if he has a tube or something, and you really want to play doctor, get some real opiates that won't turn to corrosive glue in his veins. If he is dealing with an infection, having his veins be damaged can open him up to further spread of infection. Just like how you got HIV through the anal micro-fractures that big black dude gave you.
This is not even mentioning the infection that injecting Chinese mystery powders in clandestine solution can cause. It may be negligible for people with a healthy immune system, but his is clearly struggling.
You know all of this though. I know you do. The only reasonable conclusion I can come to is that you are actively trying to kill him so that you can get your inheritance now that you're married. You can't possibly be caring about his safety if you are putting T-PAIN sodium into a catheter. This is really, really fucked up. -
2018-04-04 at 4:28 PM UTCWhen I was using T-PAIN I used to wash out the jars and put it in a disposable plastic water bottle so that I would have something if I ever ran out. After a few weeks I came back and the T-PAIN had started eating the plastic. It was this opaque white color. I cut it open and the inside was rough and thin. Probably a few more weeks and it would've eaten through the bottle.
Note that these washes were fairly low concentration, nowhere near whatever hydro is probably cooking up. -
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