The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-21 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #4381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Y u so mad about it tho.

   
   y u so handsome and well tanned individual
2. 2018-03-21 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #4382
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What if that dude is holding her hostage and all of these long messages contain a hidden message of where to find her and how to save her.
3. 2018-03-21 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #4383
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Enter Your skin is brown.

   
   Could we just say chocolate instead?
4. 2018-03-21 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #4384
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Could we just say chocolate instead?

   
   I love chocolate bitches.
5. 2018-03-21 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #4385
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus im a liberal arts major i gets As by playing runescape on the lapdog

   
   Nigga, and you’re fucking bragging about a 3.4 GPA?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-03-21 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #4386
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I tried chemical hair remover for the first time today. Damn my ass looks great.
   
   A twink’s gotta stay smooth.
7. 2018-03-21 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #4387
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Malice Nigga, and you’re fucking bragging about a 3.4 GPA?

   
   GPA would only count if sploo stood a chance of getting into a graduate program otherwise.
8. 2018-03-21 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #4388
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 What if that dude is holding her hostage and all of these long messages contain a hidden message of where to find her and how to save her.

   
   Still counts as "playing games" LMAO.
9. 2018-03-21 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #4389
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   /r/rcsources just got banned 30 minutes ago
   
   where else is there?
10. 2018-03-21 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #4390
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Song playing while I bang Tana Mongeau/Lady Gaga :
    
    
11. 2018-03-21 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #4391
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter y u so handsome and well tanned individual

    
    I do t know dude, genetics and lots of outdoor activities. I know you're not familiar with either.
    
    Why u so mad, tho?
12. 2018-03-21 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #4392
    ambundy Yung Blood
    an admission of da feet
    
    

    Originally posted by Jeremus I do know dude, genetics

13. 2018-03-21 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #4393
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh man, that Captain Morgan really tore up my stomach. I didn't even drink all that much. I've been feeling nauseous all day.
14. 2018-03-21 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #4394
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 /r/rcsources just got banned 30 minutes ago
    
    where else is there?

    
    I noticed that, too. Fucking ridiculous.
15. 2018-03-21 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #4395
    ambundy Yung Blood
    i'll smoke your brain and suckle on your eyes balls
16. 2018-03-21 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #4396
    ambundy Yung Blood
    i'll fuck your heart
17. 2018-03-21 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #4397
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Sploo, have you ever thought about submitting your bizarre threats to a literary magazine? There are many that demand work which blurs the lines between narrative and meter, and I think you could compile a number of items worth publication. You're a little asshole, but it's undeniable that you're pretty creative. If you refined your writing a bit, I think you'd have a good chance. The only catch is that they wouldn't allow you to submit anything you've already published, which means anything you've posted here is out.
18. 2018-03-21 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #4398
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    A lot of subreddits got banned a few hours ago: https://gizmodo.com/reddit-bans-slew-of-communities-amid-new-rule-targeting-1823961868
    
    Fucking Reddit. I hope this leads to their self-destruction.
19. 2018-03-21 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #4399
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    r/sanctionedsuicide is acceptable to me, but r/darknetmarkets was offering a public service. This will decrease my Reddit use considerably.
20. 2018-03-21 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #4400
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's because they want to sell those things themselves, and this kills all the competition.