The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-21 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #4301
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why don't you try MDMA, Malice? It worked for me.
2. 2018-03-21 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #4302
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Why don't you try MDMA, Malice? It worked for me.

   
   While you were on MDMA. Now you’re back to your life-hating misogynistic self
3. 2018-03-21 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #4303
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws While you were on MDMA. Now you’re back to your life-hating misogynistic self

   
   I'm very complex, Fox Paws. I have lots of layers. Kind of like an onion.
   
   ...Or the corpse of a rotting woman!
   
   Rotting female corpses have layers, I have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
4. 2018-03-21 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #4304
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Hooked on meth; works for me!
5. 2018-03-21 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #4305
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I'm very complex, Fox Paws. I have lots of layers. Kind of like an onion.
   
   …Or the corpse of a rotting woman!
   
   Rotting female corpses have layers, I have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

   
   ...I don’t think that last part was in the movie
6. 2018-03-21 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #4306
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws …I don’t think that last part was in the movie

   
   It almost was, in one of the first takes when Chris Farley came into the studio strung out on coke. He was asked to take the rest of the week off, and after his death they replaced him with Mike Meyers.
7. 2018-03-21 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #4307
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   
   
   
   
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   • CASPER, 
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8. 2018-03-21 at 2 AM UTC

   #4308
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by NARCassist i doubt she would bother to write all that if she wasn't straight up, but that's not a 100%, a good 90% tho i'd say.
   
   casper have you ever been with her when she talked to the police?
   
   
   
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   Negative. I think shes only called them once or twice in the two months we've been talking, but the p olice have probably been caled out 12 or so times to the same apartment. It seems like she only calls when it gets REALLY bad, and I think she knows if I were there when it got REALLY bad, I would probabvly do something to get myself in trouble. When I saw the blue and purple marks all down her arms, I bit a chunk out of the inside of my cheek. I started fantasizing about wrapping my belt around his neck and making him beg me to stop, and lecturing him on what its like to be at someone else's mercy. And what kind of a fucking LOSER you have to be to hurt someone who's out up with so much of your lazy, abusive bullshit. And pays yuour rent. And buys your clothes. And buys your oack of smokes every day. And buys your heroin and crack. And does your laundry. And cooks your meals.
   
   It makes me start shaking when I thiunk about it, I get so angry.
   
   Thats why I posted these texts though so you guys would get an idea of why im so confused. On paper, it sounds like shes a lying bitch who's banging her abusive ex bf. But when you read all this stuff, it sounds like it just might be true, right? Im not easily sucked in, but i fdeel like she actually might be telling the truth.
9. 2018-03-21 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #4309
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Jeremus Casper, just pull the condom off mid sex and say it slipped after you cum inside her, ez gg, just sent everything about the sexual assaults charges.

   
   Also, she has some kind of birth control implant, so shed probably be cool with that once I got tested. I kind of dont even want to fuck her until I get some time with an escort to get some practice strokes in. Need to make the home opener at least a solid show, nawmeen?
10. 2018-03-21 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #4310
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist
    
    
    
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    Could be a small set of nuts.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-03-21 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #4311
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by NARCassist she sent all these to you? or are some from you to her? its hard to work out.
    
    
    
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    Those are all front her, all sent back to back.
12. 2018-03-21 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #4312
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    reason i asked was coz if she is still into this guy then she would prolly be reluctant to tell the cops much. like being cagey and leaving out details and stuff would give you a big clue, you get me?
    
    why don't you get her to come stay with you? if she not there for a good while to buy his shit then he prolly gonna have no reason to hang around and would have to go out and sort his own shit. i'm getting the impression he ain't the kinda guy that's particularly good at hustling and if you're lucky will get himself in jail pretty quick.
    
    and bonus, while she's at yours you get to work your magic on her.
    
    win/win
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-21 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #4313
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You need to take this girl to the club and show her a good time. Wear a Coogi jacket you got from a fiend.

    
    See she sounds like a keeper huh?
14. 2018-03-21 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #4314
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Also, she has some kind of birth control implant, so shed probably be cool with that once I got tested. I kind of dont even want to fuck her until I get some time with an escort to get some practice strokes in. Need to make the home opener at least a solid show, nawmeen?

    
    You’d probably want her to get tested as well.
15. 2018-03-21 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #4315
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Could be a small set of nuts.

    
    Probably just wishful thinking, on your part
16. 2018-03-21 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #4316
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's our -SpectraL!
17. 2018-03-21 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #4317
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    If something between you two does develop, please remember to come back and delete these posts before You get all comfy with her and share your phone pin.
18. 2018-03-21 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #4318
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ...Well, not really, it was kind of out of character.
19. 2018-03-21 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #4319
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by CASPER Those are all front her, all sent back to back.

    
    you'd not likely find a chick would put that much effort in if she was just playing you.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-03-21 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #4320
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Probably just wishful thinking, on your part

    
    These days, you'd never know until you pull down the dress and the dick pops out.