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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    16-Year-Old Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times

    "A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

    His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and although she planned to force him to get special help, her decision came too late."
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    CASPER, I’ve read that erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra can greatly reduce/eliminate the refractory period, do you can just keep going. Don’t if they make you last longer. Something serotonergic like MDAI may also help a lot. Eventually Nardil ended up giving me inorgasmia, but it either subsided or I learned how to cum on it. It felt great to be able to last that long.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    -SpectraL, how would they know how many times they masturbated?
  4. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery -SpectraL, how would they know how many times they masturbated?

    your mom cant go into a starbucks without traumatic flashbacks

    time to throw her into a vat of fumaric acid. lets change her Ph
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice CASPER, I’ve read that erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra can greatly reduce/eliminate the refractory period, do you can just keep going. Don’t if they make you last longer. Something serotonergic like MDAI may also help a lot. Eventually Nardil ended up giving me inorgasmia, but it either subsided or I learned how to cum on it. It felt great to be able to last that long.

    Someone traded me a bunch of viagra and cialis a couple months ago, so I was reading up on it. Doesn't actually help you last longer. Refractory period isn't a problem for me though. I can go again almost immediately after. But still it's best to try not to.

    And yeah it's SSRIs that they often prescribe for it, but I'm scared to take anything really.
  6. Originally posted by -SpectraL "A 33-year-old single man from Bloemfontein in South Africa died on Wednesday afternoon after he masturbated 62 times in a row.

    Valentines Day ended in tragedy for David Mabuza after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 62 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack."


    sauce: http://www.adomonline.com/ghana-news/man-dies-masturbating-62-times-straight-valentines-day/

    …niggas

    r u fucking serious spectral
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL "A 33-year-old single man from Bloemfontein in South Africa died on Wednesday afternoon after he masturbated 62 times in a row.

    Valentines Day ended in tragedy for David Mabuza after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 62 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack."


    sauce: http://www.adomonline.com/ghana-news/man-dies-masturbating-62-times-straight-valentines-day/

    …niggas

    so what, he masturbated in front of witnesses, and, they kept count???



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Someone traded me a bunch of viagra and cialis a couple months ago, so I was reading up on it. Doesn't actually help you last longer. Refractory period isn't a problem for me though. I can go again almost immediately after. But still it's best to try not to.

    And yeah it's SSRIs that they often prescribe for it, but I'm scared to take anything really.

    prozac



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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist so what, he masturbated in front of witnesses, and, they kept count???



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    The whole thing was videotaped and live streamed.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    ^
  12. Originally posted by RestStop ^

    Tfw Tana sees RestStop's dick
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    UGHHHHHHHH.

    OKay normally im not one to share all this shit, but i need you guys to read this mornings texts and maybe understand why i have no idea what to believe.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?

    ***************************************************************************************************************************

    Hi hi hi
    Of course I had the temporary protective order-- I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
    Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
    Still want all the same stuff
    I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
    And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
    My parents were with me at the station each time -- I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
    But my better longer message is coming

    Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:

    Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us

    Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever

    Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there

    Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around


    I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing --everything.
    Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
    And I'm sending you music videos left and right --something I only do for you.


    Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.

    My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him-- it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it-- I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.

    As far as
    Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
    *few months
    That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
    Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
    Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
    Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
    Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌
  15. Originally posted by RestStop ^

    why havent you started messaging her? shes the biggest attention whore in the world it'll go viral
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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?

    ***************************************************************************************************************************

    Hi hi hi
    Of course I had the temporary protective order– I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
    Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
    Still want all the same stuff
    I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
    And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
    My parents were with me at the station each time – I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
    But my better longer message is coming

    Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:

    Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us

    Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever

    Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there

    Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around


    I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing –everything.
    Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
    And I'm sending you music videos left and right –something I only do for you.


    Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.

    My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him– it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it– I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.

    As far as
    Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
    *few months
    That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
    Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
    Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
    Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
    Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌

    she sent all these to you? or are some from you to her? its hard to work out.



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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Release the logs!
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?

    ***************************************************************************************************************************

    Hi hi hi
    Of course I had the temporary protective order– I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
    Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
    Still want all the same stuff
    I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
    And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
    My parents were with me at the station each time – I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
    But my better longer message is coming

    Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:

    Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us

    Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever

    Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there

    Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around


    I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing –everything.
    Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
    And I'm sending you music videos left and right –something I only do for you.


    Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.

    My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him– it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it– I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.

    As far as
    Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
    *few months
    That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
    Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
    Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
    Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
    Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌

    I think she loves you and wants to be with you. I hope you let it happen.
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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I think she loves you and wants to be with you. I hope you let it happen.

    i doubt she would bother to write all that if she wasn't straight up, but that's not a 100%, a good 90% tho i'd say.

    casper have you ever been with her when she talked to the police?



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  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Another rough day of doing absolutely nothing. #FirstWorldProblems
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