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2018-03-20 at 3:09 AM UTCI don't understand why people find elliot smith depressing
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2018-03-20 at 3:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I still may eat the pussy. Long as she shows me that planned parenthood paperwork. Aint tryna join the club. Like i said- maybe shes lying. Maybe she really is headfucked and doesnt know what to do. Its]d be nice if shit worked out, but its not gonna be the end of the world if it doesn't.
Would it only be nice if it worked out cause she's purdy? If she's pretty enough it's worth the gamble of using no condom and pulling out at the last millisecond. Or even if she's just cool. -
2018-03-20 at 3:26 AM UTCWhat's even better is pulling out only to shoot a huge load all over her pussy!
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2018-03-20 at 3:29 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 3:39 AM UTCVladie looked a certain kind of way that makes you prejudge a man (excluding being dark skinned).
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2018-03-20 at 3:47 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 3:48 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 3:52 AM UTCThe secret is that you don't have to like a bitch to fuck her.
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2018-03-20 at 3:55 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 4:13 AM UTCIn drigh
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2018-03-20 at 6:36 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 6:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Would it only be nice if it worked out cause she's purdy? If she's pretty enough it's worth the gamble of using no condom and pulling out at the last millisecond. Or even if she's just cool.
Itd be nice if it worked out because shes pretty, SUPER intelligent, with loaded parents, and with a history of her own that makes it so I dont have to try to explain the last 10 years of my life....which is the primary obstacle i forsee having, trying to get out and talk to women in general, at the ripe old age of almost-30.
And as fuck as Id like to raw dog that sweet, athletic pussy, I think no condom would spoil the event. I havent gotten laid in years at this point, and I swear being on dope made my go-time way longer at first, and now way shorter. I tried out these dura-last rubbers in anticipation, and even with a dick slathered in benzocaine, i got like 3 1/2 min of furious jackin. That was the nice thing about dope and speed. Sex wasnt even about connection or enjoyment- it just turned into an athletic event. Ie- how many times in a row can I fuck you, in how many different places, and how many loads can I blow on how manty different parts of your body before it becomes too painful to ejaculate anymore, or my dick starts bleeding.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-20 at 7:50 AM UTC^For what it's worth, I understand.
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2018-03-20 at 9:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Itd be nice if it worked out because shes pretty, SUPER intelligent, with loaded parents, and with a history of her own that makes it so I dont have to try to explain the last 10 years of my life….which is the primary obstacle i forsee having, trying to get out and talk to women in general, at the ripe old age of almost-30.
And as fuck as Id like to raw dog that sweet, athletic pussy, I think no condom would spoil the event. I havent gotten laid in years at this point, and I swear being on dope made my go-time way longer at first, and now way shorter. I tried out these dura-last rubbers in anticipation, and even with a dick slathered in benzocaine, i got like 3 1/2 min of furious jackin. That was the nice thing about dope and speed. Sex wasnt even about connection or enjoyment- it just turned into an athletic event. Ie- how many times in a row can I fuck you, in how many different places, and how many loads can I blow on how manty different parts of your body before it becomes too painful to ejaculate anymore, or my dick starts bleeding.
porn literally becomes better than sex for me when I take stims. Sex becomes too much work, and it just feels...dirty. And not in a good way. -
2018-03-20 at 12:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Itd be nice if it worked out because shes pretty, SUPER intelligent, with loaded parents, and with a history of her own that makes it so I dont have to try to explain the last 10 years of my life….which is the primary obstacle i forsee having, trying to get out and talk to women in general, at the ripe old age of almost-30.
And as fuck as Id like to raw dog that sweet, athletic pussy, I think no condom would spoil the event. I havent gotten laid in years at this point, and I swear being on dope made my go-time way longer at first, and now way shorter. I tried out these dura-last rubbers in anticipation, and even with a dick slathered in benzocaine, i got like 3 1/2 min of furious jackin. That was the nice thing about dope and speed. Sex wasnt even about connection or enjoyment- it just turned into an athletic event. Ie- how many times in a row can I fuck you, in how many different places, and how many loads can I blow on how manty different parts of your body before it becomes too painful to ejaculate anymore, or my dick starts bleeding.
Just stick it in once with no condom and say "oh geod I'm gonna jizz" then do another half stroke and pull out and jizz everywhere.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-20 at 2:20 PM UTCMany people have died from too much masturbation.
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2018-03-20 at 2:30 PM UTCCasper, just pull the condom off mid sex and say it slipped after you cum inside her, ez gg, just sent everything about the sexual assaults charges.
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2018-03-20 at 2:35 PM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 2:42 PM UTC"A 33-year-old single man from Bloemfontein in South Africa died on Wednesday afternoon after he masturbated 62 times in a row.
Valentines Day ended in tragedy for David Mabuza after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 62 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack."
sauce: http://www.adomonline.com/ghana-news/man-dies-masturbating-62-times-straight-valentines-day/
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2018-03-20 at 3:10 PM UTCin south africa doing 62 rapes a day isnt uncommon
