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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-13 at 7:25 PM UTCHydro, I sent you an email. Read it before responding here. Hopefully it is the last correspondence we have. We can finish this shit once and for all if you either stop sending these emails or send that God dang request to google. I gave you the message ID you need and everything. You kept asking for ways to prove it wasn't you and there is nothing better than to get evidence from Google directly.
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2018-03-13 at 7:32 PM UTCi think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Cluster Bs. u wouldnt say this shit to them at lan, there jacked. not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-13 at 7:37 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 7:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Cluster Bs. u wouldnt say this shit to them at lan, there jacked. not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
cut it out with the shitty non-memes falco, you're making yourself look like the idiot you are.
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2018-03-13 at 8:01 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 8:21 PM UTCImagine showing up to the first day of the fall semester in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and wig running through crowded areas while holding a piece of toast near your mouth and repeatedly saying, "I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late!"
Pretty tempting. Only question is who to cosplay as. You should definitely have a beard for this. -
2018-03-13 at 8:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Imagine showing up to the first day of the fall semester in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and wig running through crowded areas while holding a piece of toast near your mouth and repeatedly saying, "I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late!"
Pretty tempting. Only question is who to cosplay as. You should definitely have a beard for this.
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2018-03-13 at 8:27 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 8:36 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 8:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Imagine showing up to the first day of the fall semester in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and wig running through crowded areas while holding a piece of toast near your mouth and repeatedly saying, "I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late!"
Pretty tempting. Only question is who to cosplay as. You should definitely have a beard for this.
i saw that happen once, it wasn't that funny.
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2018-03-13 at 8:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Thinking about Adam Lanza made me realize that if someone ever went on a killing spree it absolute would be best to target children in order to liberate them from the cycle of samsara before they became too mired in it and to inflict as much psychological damage to worthless filthy human beings as possible. No children is innocent, every human being deserves to die, including myself.
Adam Lanza was a hero.
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2018-03-13 at 9:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve tested myself irl enough to know how smart I really am. A lot of people rely on my intelligence on a daily basis. I succeed and excel at almost everything I do. Many people have described me as “brilliant” in my professional life. It’s extremely rare that I meet someone smarter than me.
That said, almost everything I write on here is totally random shitposting to kill time, it’s not a good representation. The same could probably be said for most of you fuckers so it’s hard to tell sometimes who’s actually intelligent. Zanick is definitely up there though.
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2018-03-13 at 10:02 PM UTCits weird hearing people brag about their intelligence and skills when i'm literally a genius and just want to see who will win the special nigger olympics
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2018-03-13 at 10:05 PM UTCisn't there an iq test online where others can watch you do it in real time? that would be fucking cool.
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2018-03-13 at 10:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus its weird hearing people brag about their intelligence and skills when i'm literally a genius and just want to see who will win the special nigger olympics
You are not a genius, sploo. You have demonstrated no ability to actually utilize your alleged cognitive prowess, to produce anything of value.
Before you respond, please note that I have never claimed to be a genius and have always been brutally honest about my severe faults and deficits.
Absolutely delusional. Can you imagine being 30 and still bragging about the scores you received on online IQ tests, having nothing else? -
2018-03-13 at 10:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus i could succeed you in absolutely anything
Originally posted by lempoid loompus its weird hearing people brag about their intelligence and skills when i'm literally a genius and just want to see who will win the special nigger olympics
It’s weird hearing a dysfunctional wreck who’s currently in state-mandated psychological therapy tell me how he’s more successful than me.
My intelligence is continuously verified in real world scenarios on a near daily basis. I literally get paid a large amount of money to be smart in a highly competitve, fast-paced environment. -
2018-03-13 at 10:51 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s weird hearing a dysfunctional wreck who’s currently in state-mandated psychological therapy tell me how he’s more successful than me.
My intelligence is continuously verified in real world scenarios on a near daily basis. I literally get paid a large amount of money to be smart in a highly competitve, fast-paced environment.
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2018-03-13 at 11:33 PM UTCI'm thinking about changing majors and trying to get into investment banking. I really just want more money, and my divergent thinking and other autistic powers could make me a force to be reckoned with. You're in the financial sector, Lanny, what's your opinion on this?
To be honest, computer programming for the financial sector seems like pretty unfulfilling, tedious, monotonous, soul crushing work; at least when it goes on for years, let alone decades.
I'm also planning on claiming I'm transgender to increase my chances of getting into a good college. I'll go as far as to cross dress, wearing makeup and a wig, as well as lying to a therapist/psychologist if I have to. After I get in I'll just drop the act. "Oh, it turns out I may not have been transgender after all! I may simply be gender fluid and I'm currently going through a masculine phase." -
2018-03-13 at 11:38 PM UTCMy penis needs a hug
