2018-03-04 at 3:26 AM UTC
Some weird old guy just walked through and put candy, a small pouch of WHOPPERS malted milk balls (Better than most candy), on my laptop's keyboard, which I had on my lap and was using. First thing I thought was that it was one of those scams where they ask for money later. Fuck no I'm not gonna eat it. I feel dirty just having touched it.
I'm going to leave it there for a child to the risk on. I saw him give some to a bunch of kids, so if they start dropping dead or convulsing I'll know I made the right choice.
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2018-03-04 at 3:29 AM UTC
How's your actual studies going, Malice? Finding it easy?
2018-03-04 at 3:32 AM UTC
Imagine walking up to a large group of children, throwing candy in, like, a 10 foot radius, then yelling MORTAL COMBAT!!! as you tell them to fight each other for it and film the ensuing chaos.
You could get some really bad jail time for that. People really won't like it, especially since I'd target black children because they're the most violent and impulsive.
Damn I'm tempted to do that.
2018-03-04 at 3:36 AM UTC
Trump on China's Xi consolidating power: 'Maybe we'll give that a shot some day'
I can't believe Trump actually said that. Did anyone else catch the statements he made on gun control this week? That was fun, really throwing everyone for a loop. Of course leftists have developed an unbreakable negative fixation.
I wonder if he's actually trolling or whether he has the view that term limits are undemocratic.
2018-03-04 at 3:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter
I thought you were doing STEM though?
I'm not taking those classes right now. I'm going to be taking classes during the summer and winter sessions as well, so the structuring is different. I want to ease into it, for good reasons.
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2018-03-04 at 4:15 AM UTC
Guessing you're currently unmedicated since you didn't respond to that question.
2018-03-04 at 4:53 AM UTC
He just wants a permission slip to do drugs.
2018-03-04 at 5:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice
The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely need them.
i neeeeed my amphetamines, opiates, benzos, and dissociatives to pass babby class
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2018-03-04 at 5:18 AM UTC
Yes. I actually need my gram of meth err three days or else I get a little cray cray. #MethLife.
2018-03-04 at 5:19 AM UTC
my orgasms have been so shit lately, even with breaks in between
2018-03-04 at 5:23 AM UTC
the drug addicted mind is a fascinating thing