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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jeremus I recommended that shit months ago.

    I don't remember. I was talking to my weeb friend the other day and he said i should watch 'em. So there.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Fox Paws 5 cm/s wasn’t very good IN MY OPINION. Really boring

    That's alright. I guess if you're not in the mood for that type of anime it comes off as boring.
  3. Originally posted by Addisilliams The sex doll has heating function that can simulate the normal temperature of human.When you use a lifelike sex doll, you can turn on heating function


    Do you sell CatGirl dolls?

    Is there a 30 day money back guarantee?
  4. Originally posted by Sophie That's alright. I guess if you're not in the mood for that type of anime it comes off as boring.

    I guess the gimmick was they just flipped the whole “guy gets the girl in the end” trope on its head, as if that hasn’t been done a million times before. It was basically just a story about some random Japanese kid’s boring ass life.

    I do prefer more “realistic” anime as opposed to, I dunno, Gundam or some other over the top shit. But not THAT realistic. I was just waiting for the scene where he files his tax return and takes a dump
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    More like 5 lines of dialog per century.

    I had mixed feelings on it. I didn't mind that it was slow as shit so much, but I felt like what plot it did have was too contrived to pay off. Like that sequence when he's taking the train, having an existential meltdown over being late, which dragged on for an eternity. It did a reasonable job building up tension I guess but the underlying plot was just the worst kind of Japanese romance melodrama that English speakers shit all over Clannad or Ano natsu de matteru for (justifiably). But somehow you give them a 5 million dollar production budget and cringy over-dramatization of teen angst becomes realism.

    Kimi no na wa was pretty fun. I thought the last half hour or so was kinda uninspired in terms of plot but the setup was great and great artwork. While american audiences wouldn't know it, being released in fucking April here, it was a summer anime and it really shows in the composition, which is why I suspect it ended up taking the turn it did. Watch the biggest name movie of the summer for the prior 4 years and you'll see what I mean by uninspired.
  6. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Lanny More like 5 line of dialog per century.

    I had mixed feelings on it. I didn't mind that it was slow as shit so much, but I felt like what plot it did have was too contrived to pay off. Like that sequence when he's taking the train, having an existential meltdown over being late, which dragged on for an eternity. I did a reasonable job building up tension I guess but the underlying plot was just the worse kind of Japanese romance melodrama English speakers shit all over Clannad or Ano natsu de matteru for (justifiably). But somehow you give them a 5 million dollar production budget and cringy over-dramatization of teen angst becomes realism.

    Kimi no na wa was pretty fun. I thought the last half hour or so was kinda uninspired in terms of plot but the setup was great and great artwork. While american audiences wouldn't know it, being released in fucking April here, it was a summer anime and it really shows in the composition, which is why I suspect it ended up taking the turn it did. Watch the biggest name movie of the summer for the prior 4 years and you'll see what I mean by uninspired.

    What the fuck did I just read?
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  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  8. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    >posting real, disgusting women that fart and poop.

    You're DISGUSTING, Obbe.

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  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Enter >posting real, disgusting women that fart and poop.

    You're DISGUSTING, Obbe.


    Speaking of waste disposal do you have to clean out your sex dolls after every use or does all the cum collect somewhere inside and you can open a valve and dump it out?
  10. Originally posted by Open Your Mind Speaking of waste disposal do you have to clean out your sex dolls after every use or does all the cum collect somewhere inside and you can open a valve and dump it out?

    No idea, but I remember reading a funny post where some guy hired a cheap hooker to come over, and all he made her do was clean out his sex doll.
  11. Originally posted by Enter No idea, but I remember reading a funny post where some guy hired a cheap hooker to come over, and all he made her do was clean out his sex doll.

    Did he watch and jerk off or something?
  12. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Did he watch and jerk off or something?

    Lol no, he just did it to humiliate her I guess. Like, "clean out the thing that's replaced you, you worthless whore".
  13. Originally posted by Open Your Mind Speaking of waste disposal do you have to clean out your sex dolls after every use or does all the cum collect somewhere inside and you can open a valve and dump it out?

    I think they have removable vaginas.
  14. Originally posted by Enter Lol no, he just did it to humiliate her I guess. Like, "clean out the thing that's replaced you, you worthless whore".

    Humiliation can be pretty hot though
  15. Originally posted by Issue313 I think they have removable vaginas.

    Another pro to sex dolls. If you try to remove a REAL woman's vagina, you get arrested.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enter Another pro to sex dolls. If you try to remove a REAL woman's vagina, you get arrested.

    It's ok if you do it really fast like this

  17. What movie's that from? It looks like neil patrick harris as an adult, but it looks like a movie from the 80s.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Undercover Brother, apparently. It is NPH, in 2002, I guess they just had a shit production budget
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