The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-28 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #2421
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a6b7f17a3b0c

   
   I've beat it to worse.
   
   Most disgusting thing I've seen in porn is where a bunch of guys came into a frying pan and this girl cooked it up like scrambled eggs and then they fed it to her. One of the only times I couldn't finish a video on the internet. It was horrible.
2. 2018-02-28 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #2422
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I've beat it to worse.
   
   Most disgusting thing I've seen in porn is where a bunch of guys came into a frying pan and this girl cooked it up like scrambled eggs and then they fed it to her. One of the only times I couldn't finish a video on the internet. It was horrible.

   
   that doesn't really sound as bad as eating cereal out of an asshole to me to be honest. i mean cooking the cum before eating isn't really any different than eating it plain. but eating cereal out of an asshole means it's sure to be tinged with shit flavor, and you're definitely doing to be ingesting some shit no matter what.
3. 2018-02-28 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #2423
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Chiggas in Spice
4. 2018-02-28 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #2424
   Addisilliams Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter I've heard the skin feels cold though, like a corpse? Is this true?

   
   The sex doll has heating function that can simulate the normal temperature of human.When you use a lifelike sex doll, you can turn on heating function
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-02-28 at 7:39 AM UTC

   #2425
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Addisilliams The sex doll has heating function that can simulate the normal temperature of human.When you use a lifelike sex doll, you can turn on heating function

   
   but is it programmable?
6. 2018-02-28 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #2426
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   might start posting projects in diy as a sort of reminder to finish them
7. 2018-02-28 at 10:47 AM UTC

   #2427
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Lanny but is it programmable?

   
   lanny i think addisilliams is programmable pal, but i don't think he's programmed to answer you.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-02-28 at 11:37 AM UTC

   #2428
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Addisilliams The sex doll has heating function that can simulate the normal temperature of human.When you use a lifelike sex doll, you can turn on heating function

   
   So you're not a spam bot, awesome.
   
   That's good to know, too.
   
   I was thinking about sex dolls this morning, and how when I finally live alone I'm going to buy one if I don't have a girlfriend by then. There's just too many pros compared to an actual woman, once you get past the stigma.
   
   

   Originally posted by Daily What do you think about this guy, Enter?
   
   https://www.rt.com/uk/419353-pedophile-matthew-falder-jailed/
   
   Minus the pedo stuff, would you enjoy blackmailing women into doing things like this?

   
   Haha, that's fucked. And yeah, it'd definitely be enjoyable.
9. 2018-02-28 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #2429
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Looks fuckable to me.
   
   
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   • Daily
10. 2018-02-28 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #2430
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Holy fuck, these are actually... holy fuck.
    
    
11. 2018-02-28 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #2431
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hahaha
    
    
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    • Daily
12. 2018-02-28 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #2432
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HOLY FUCK. I DONT THINK ID EVER NEED A WOMAN.
    
    
13. 2018-02-28 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #2433
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    holy fuck they have free shipping to australia and they're only like 2000 dollars
    
    i wish i had my own place
    
    oh well, by the time i do, the dolls will be even better.
14. 2018-02-28 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #2434
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    That one doll is indeed thick, but I can't imagine feeling good after pulling out of a doll and cumming all over a doll's tits all alone.
15. 2018-02-28 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #2435
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I am positive this sex doll guy would run off with the bands too.
16. 2018-02-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #2436
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter hahaha
    
    

    
    Fucking LOL
    
    
17. 2018-02-28 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #2437
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    
    
    
    
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18. 2018-02-28 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #2438
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Maaaaannnnnnnn, I watched Your Name, the other day. Good anime movie, i liked it a lot. Then today i just finished watching 5 Centimeters a Second. Well that was fucking depressing. Good story and the art style was really dope but i cri evritiem.
19. 2018-02-28 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #2439
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Maaaaannnnnnnn, I watched Your Name, the other day. Good anime movie, i liked it a lot. Then today i just finished watching 5 Centimeters a Second. Well that was fucking depressing. Good story and the art style was really dope but i cri evritiem.

    
    I recommended that shit months ago.
20. 2018-02-28 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #2440
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    5 cm/s wasn’t very good IN MY OPINION. Really boring