The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-27 at 12 AM UTC

   #2341
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I can always walk up to the professor with a note that says “autism”. I’m actually planning on pulling this card if the need arises.

   
   that...is actually not a bad idea.
2. 2018-02-27 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #2342
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Yeah, Malice you're entitled to certain accommodations. You should really consider taking advantage of them, and the first step to this is letting your professors know. I guarantee you they've had students with your condition before and knowing about you will help them teach you better. Check in with a counselor at your school, they'll set you up with all of this.
3. 2018-02-27 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #2343
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Around here you get double time on exams and a dude in a golfcart who will drive you between classes if you want for being a rere. Not bad but not really a game changer unless you get test anxiety
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4. 2018-02-27 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #2344
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Something that helped with my social anxiety in college was taking long walks in between classes. Exercise is good.
5. 2018-02-27 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #2345
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've concluded that I'm psychopathic, at least when it comes to women.
6. 2018-02-27 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #2346
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I've concluded that I'm psychopathic, at least when it comes to women.

   
   I don't think so, I think you're just mad
7. 2018-02-27 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #2347
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Juicebox I don't think so, I think you're just mad

   
   I get pleasure from women's pain though. For example, on twitter someone posted a photo of a girl who survived the recent shooting, and her face was all fucked up. The caption said, "for those who are anti-gun, do you still feel the same way after seeing this?" It was supposed to sway people that guns are bad (which I have no opinion of either way since we don't use guns in this country), but all I could do was laugh my ass off. It made me feel good to see her all fucked up.
8. 2018-02-27 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #2348
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I get pleasure from women's pain though.

   
   No, you just really like the idea that you do
9. 2018-02-27 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #2349
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I get pleasure from women's pain though. For example, on twitter someone posted a photo of a girl who survived the recent shooting, and her face was all fucked up. The caption said, "for those who are anti-gun, do you still feel the same way after seeing this?" It was supposed to sway people that guns are bad (which I have no opinion of either way since we don't use guns in this country), but all I could do was laugh my ass off. It made me feel good to see her all fucked up.

   
   You were just mad but it's festered for so long that it just gets worse and worse
   
   Maybe it is psychopathic but you're not truly a psychopath, it's just a symptom of the long term anger
   
   If you were to meet women that weren't total bitches and got along with them without immediately doing what you want to do (canceling dates, laughing at their problems, doing things to hurt them just because you hate women in general, etc) to the point where you actually get something out of the relationship, you would slowly go back to normal
   
   Problem is there are a LOT of total bitches out there, and each encounter with them makes the problem worse
10. 2018-02-27 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #2350
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox You were just mad but it's festered for so long that it just gets worse and worse
    
    Maybe it is psychopathic but you're not truly a psychopath, it's just a symptom of the long term anger
    
    If you were to meet women that weren't total bitches and got along with them without immediately doing what you want to do (canceling dates, laughing at their problems, doing things to hurt them just because you hate women in general, etc) to the point where you actually get something out of the relationship, you would slowly go back to normal
    
    Problem is there are a LOT of total bitches out there, and each encounter with them makes the problem worse

    
    That's all correct.
11. 2018-02-27 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #2351
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter which I have no opinion of either way since we don't use guns in this country

    
    Then how do you kill them big spiders you've got down there?
12. 2018-02-27 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #2352
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 How do you kill them big spiders you've got down there?

    
    People kill them with newspapers, but I don't kill spiders, I take them outside.
13. 2018-02-27 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #2353
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Issue313 Then how do you kill them big spiders you've got down there?

    
    
14. 2018-02-27 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #2354
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I take them outside.

    
    Do they follow you if you wave some raw meat in front of them?
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15. 2018-02-27 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #2355
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Issue313 Do they follow you if you wave some raw meat in front of them?

    
    spiders will only eat what they kill themselves.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-02-27 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #2356
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 Do they follow you if you wave some raw meat in front of them?

    
    I put them on paper or if I know they're not deadly, I just put them on my hands.
17. 2018-02-27 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #2357
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter I put them on paper or if I know they're not deadly, I just put them on my hands.

    
    what if a deadly spider was posing as a non-deadly one?
    
    
    
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18. 2018-02-27 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #2358
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist what if a deadly spider was posing as a non-deadly one?
    
    
    
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    Reminds me of the crocs we have here. As their name implies, saltwater crocs are found in saltwater. But they also live in freshwater, which is not what their name implies. Which just goes to show that they cannot be trusted.
19. 2018-02-27 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #2359
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Reminds me of the crocs we have here. As their name implies, saltwater crocs are found in saltwater. But they also live in freshwater, which is not what their name implies. Which just goes to show that they cannot be trusted.

    
    No wonder you're a shut-in.
20. 2018-02-27 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #2360
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 No wonder you're a shut-in.

    
    Just gotta hope they've put signs up.