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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Anyone ever use Topix? lol...
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by RestStop Anyone ever use Topix? lol…

    I got a few free samples of various pills from there some years back.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I got a few free samples of various pills from there some years back.

    Didn't know they trapped on there...well I've seen it in big cities on there but figured they were all feds..or are you just joking?
  4. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I got a few free samples of various pills from there some years back.

    You used to be the king of free samples on numerous sites I recall.
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  5. Originally posted by RestStop Didn't know they trapped on there…well I've seen it in big cities on there but figured they were all feds..or are you just joking?

    I sold someone Adderall 30s on there once years ago.
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  6. I can see my own memories
  7. Hydro 100% not a gold digger or she'd have hit on me by now
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn. These Wendy's cheeseburgers are fly AF.
  10. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    Okay now that shit is straight fire. Who is that?
  11. Originally posted by hydromorphone There's no blame here. I'm just not the person who wanted to marry initially, as in it wasn't my idea, nor any way in which I'm trying to gain financially from this. I'm not putting anything off. I want to marry 1337. I'm not ashamed of that.

    As for me being someone else who'd marry for money, then why the fuck haven't I before now? Trust me, 1337 isn't the first person with a stable income I've had interest in me, nor is he the wealthiest. If I was a golddigger, I'd be set already with someone who has more met worth than he does. If I was with someone for money I sure as fuck wouldn't have been with my ex, nor you, or PoC.

    As for money, I've sent you money, and paid you back everything I owed you plus some. I never asked for a dime from you and for all but one time, did I ever ask, and it was paid back. I had shit sent ONCE and was never GIVEN the tracking. He kept it, remember? I fucking couldn't even leave the house at the time. It's funny how you twist shit. You told me to keep it and I came to my senses and decided to do that since fuck you, I don't owe you shit. I've paid what I owe, and more than that, and I've moved on. You just mad you couldn't squeeze more out of me? If anyone used anyone in that whole cluster fuck, it most definitely was you.

    Again, it's whatever. I'm over it. You can spread lies and half truths,and have idiots believe you,but it still doesn't make it true.

    I did the right thing by sending you things like diaper/milk money and buying you a fire alarm because your shit-shack was so dilapidated that you had an electrical fire happen while you were asleep. I supported your jobless ass for months because I gave a fuck about the baby you and your shitbag husband had. It was your word that you would pay me back for all that, not mine. You said it probably hundreds of times. I didn't and don't expect shit though, but you acting like a victim when I've sent you all that money is some ridiculous logic.

    However, I am a generous person, so if you want, I will pay for your abortion. Just send me the bill and I will pay the clinic directly. Hell, get your tubes tied and I'm sure Captain Falcon would go in with me on providing a stipend for you. Then you don't have to fuck dudes for money, and you can do all the T-PAIN you want.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jeremus Hydro 100% not a gold digger or she'd have hit on me by now

    What's that face? I never got the reference. I mean I get it's a totse/zokelt user or whatever but what's the hidden joke here?
  13. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by RestStop What's that face? I never got the reference. I mean I get it's a totse/zokelt user or whatever but what's the hidden joke here?

    He looks smug af. I don't think it goes any further than that.
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  14. Originally posted by RestStop What's that face? I never got the reference. I mean I get it's a totse/zokelt user or whatever but what's the hidden joke here?

    It's just Unwyred looking like a smug cutie
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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Katy Perry, Halle Berry, Keanu Reeves. Ya gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
  16. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Kill Katy Perry
    Fuck Halle Berry
    Marry Keanu Reeves

    This is the objectively right answer.
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  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    People I know all over the country are getting the flu. This is it. This is how it starts.
  18. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People I know all over the country are getting the flu. This is it. This is how it starts.

    Pandemic flu season. 4chan was praying to Ebola-chan this whole time, when really Flu-chan was the one who needed our power to get the job done.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People I know all over the country are getting the flu. This is it. This is how it starts.

    Illuminati/reptilians to blame?
  20. Originally posted by RestStop Katy Perry, Halle Berry, Keanu Reeves. Ya gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

    Fuck/Kill/Marry

    I used to have a giant crush on Halle Berry but she's older now and Keanu is bae.

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