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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I want to show the world the difference one man can make.
  2. I'm sick as fuck
  3. llllspice is a ni..............ce vice of Phrlllllllllnandrul Arnhght
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Was it my fault a fucking spic gangbanger flipped out on me for no good reason and that I was then abused?

    I have a solid plan. Put up with 4 years of bullshit, get a degree, then a high paying job. Simple.

    What the fuck have you done with your life? I should send the DEA evidence of you being a drug manufacturer (DMT).

    People aren't gonna bow down and suck your dick when you have a bachelors degree and literally ZERO work experience at age 30. that's not how you get a high paying job, FAM! there are interviews and shit where you actually have to convince people you're worth paying. you haven't even been pressed by a customer at Arbys or anything. You're gonna dart out like a hikkomori.
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  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Shut the fuck up, §m£ÂgØL. If lanny wants me to tone it down or even desist entirely he’s welcome to tell me.

    Now, do you think being cut off from the only social group I have us going to have a positive or negative effect, from your view, on what may occur?



    I don’t want one.

    Did you read about the shit that happened to me a few months ago? I finally wrote about it in more detail.

    No one is fucking scared of you, dude. You've been acting particularly pathetic lately.
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Malice is asking niggas if they want some. They don't want none.
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Malice is asking niggas if they want some. They don't want none.

    Don't want none of that micropenis.
  8. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH People aren't gonna bow down and suck your dick when you have a bachelors degree and literally ZERO work experience at age 30. that's not how you get a high paying job, FAM! there are interviews and shit where you actually have to convince people you're worth paying. you haven't even been pressed by a customer at Arbys or anything. You're gonna dart out like a hikkomori.

    If anything, the bachelor's degree is the last important part of getting a high paying job: nobody really actually gives a remote fuck about your degree is most fields. It's 99.9% about your work experience, references and skills+interviews.
  9. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Malice I have a solid plan. Put up with 4 years of bullshit, get a degree, then a high paying job. Simple.

    No, not simple. An employer doesn't just look at your CV and say "oh shit, this nigga has a degree! Hired!" How old are you? 26? 27? They will want to know what the fuck you were doing with your life between high school and enrollment to university. If you weren't doing jack shit and have nothing to show for it due to hikikomori, they will reject you immediately UNLESS you are some sort of outlier genius which I highly doubt since you claim yourself you cannot even hold eye contact with somebody of the same sex. Trust me, I have interviewed applicants and this is only one guideline in the hiring process. You are wasting your time with this shit. This is high level autism. You are better off sticking to your skills (being solitary on your computer) and making a living off affiliate marketing or some bullshit.
  10. Not unless he offers unpaid work in his field to boost his resume.
  11. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    The fact that he said "simple" so confidently after "get a degree then a high paying job" when he's pushing 30 is stupefying
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    A lot of people go back to school part in life to get a degree or try to switch to a different career.

    All I have to do is lie about my past.

    It’s almost as if you sick fucks are trying to push me towards a mass shooting.
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  13. This is the best valentine's day evar. Got promoted to manager at work yesterday, having only been there 3 monthe. Sitting at my girlfriend's hose waiting for funtime. I have my travel money saved for when the semester ends. Everything is finally going right in my life.
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  14. Originally posted by Daily The fact that he said "simple" so confidently after "get a degree then a high paying job" when he's pushing 30 is stupefying

    Like I said, Malice has the mind of a child.

    Normally I would say that since he probably has a pretty decent "intelligence" level (like whatever that abstract idea of processing power or mental capacity is) he isn't beyond saving but at the age of 30, his thought processes are just so irretrievably corrupted and garbage, I don't think he can be saved.

    He's literally considered himself to be some kind of superintellect for years. I don't think there's a good way to reel him back to the land of the non-retarded.
  15. Originally posted by Malice A lot of people go back to school part in life to get a degree or try to switch to a different career.

    All I have to do is lie about my past.

    If your employer's are not retarded and you are going into a somewhat specialized field, they will both check your references and work history, and ask you to actually demonstrate your value beyond the 50 other applicants applying for the same position who actually have 1000x the experience, work profile and references that you do.

    Your destiny is autism.

    It’s almost as if you sick fucks are trying to push me towards a mass shooting.

    I'm down for a good conga
  16. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 This is the best valentine's day evar. Got promoted to manager at work yesterday, having only been there 3 monthe. Sitting at my girlfriend's hose waiting for funtime. I have my travel money saved for when the semester ends. Everything is finally going right in my life.

    Congrats gambo, I am really glad you are doing well buddy. Do you remember where you were in life a year ago? You've come so far, so fast. Keep at it, my friend, onwards and upwards. I know you're going places.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Like I said, Malice has the mind of a child.

    Normally I would say that since he probably has a pretty decent "intelligence" level (like whatever that abstract idea of processing power or mental capacity is) he isn't beyond saving but at the age of 30, his thought processes are just so irretrievably corrupted and garbage, I don't think he can be saved.

    He's literally considered himself to be some kind of superintellect for years. I don't think there's a good way to reel him back to the land of the non-retarded.

    I am not fucking 30.

    TBH, being a hiki has undoubtedly fucked up my mind and cognitive ability. I’m going to need a long time to recover from this.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice A lot of people go back to school part in life to get a degree or try to switch to a different career.

    All I have to do is lie about my past.

    It’s almost as if you sick fucks are trying to push me towards a mass shooting.

    The part you can't fake is the soft skills picked up from living some kind of life. I suggest accelerated social training on Craigslist.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH The part you can't fake is the soft skills picked up from living some kind of life. I suggest accelerated social training on Craigslist.

    I’m honestly going to consider snorting a bit of cocaine beforehand to boost my charisma stat. Of course I’ll be on benzos as well.

    How could this fail? Besides, it’s computer science. It probably has one of the most socially inept candidate pools around. Lanny actually once estimated that a full 10% of the people in his field may be on the spectrum.

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