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  1. hey does anyone want to give me money
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    No.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I'm going to cop a ball of meth for $100 in a few days, should be a good time.

    How many days a week do you work? I don't get how people can do that shit with a job, especially something stressful like working in a kitchen. I usually work 6 days a week, and I just don't see how I'd be able to do something like that if I wanted to without being wrecked tired at work, or twacked out and screwing shit up.
  4. when i binge on spice it seems to be a lot like heroin

    like i'll get a 4g bag and smoke it nonstop for a week. basically just nod out, eat, take shits, jack off and do nothing else while having the time of my life. its like turning into an extremely sedated caveman. might just be the chem i have tho
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Unsub loans are a scam. Don't take them. One of a few kinds of debt you can't get out of by declaring bankruptcy. Always take 100% of the subsidized loans. Even if you don't need them you can park the money in a conservative investment for four years and keep the interest.

    I wouldn’t be dumb enough to actually do that. Taking out unsubsidized loans never crossed my mind for a second.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, Lanny, about investments: Have you ever thought about diversifying with emerging market and tech sector indexes? It seems like a really good way to increase appreciation and the risk doesn’t appear to be excessive.
  7. Originally posted by Malice Oh, Lanny, about investments: Have you ever thought about diversifying with emerging market and tech sector indexes? It seems like a really good way to increase appreciation and the risk doesn’t appear to be excessive.

    Malice, shut the fuck up. You are really stupid and you sound really stupid.
  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    malice wud spark u out 1 lick to ur jaw easy pussy
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Plonko! hey does anyone want to give me money

    u wont money go behind th screen and undress ill take ur kidneys out and sell em to the nhs
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Malice, shut the fuck up. You are really stupid and you sound really stupid.

    Hey, I barely know anything about this, which is why I’m asking someone who works in the financial sector. TBH, someone just mentioned this of Nightly Business Report and it seemed like a good idea. I wouldn’t be foolish enough to make an investment simply because it sounds, of course.

    And you sound like an unlikeable fucking asshole.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by bling bling malice wud spark u out 1 lick to ur jaw easy pussy

    I offered to fight him and either have it steamed or recorded and uploaded later, but the little bitch kept making excuses for why he didn’t want to do it. He knows I would mangle him.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Hey, I barely know anything about this, which is why I’m asking someone who works in the financial sector. TBH, someone just mentioned this of Nightly Business Report and it seemed like a good idea. I wouldn’t be foolish enough to make an investment simply because it sounds, of course.

    Well it's worth saying that working in the financial industry doesn't mean I have insight into any particular investment. I haven't been paid so much as a penny for anything resembling financial advice in my life.

    I'm familiar with a couple of technical structural systems in common use within the financial industry but I don't have any investment acumen beyond the most basic consumer investing principals. Although that precious little is something in shockingly short supply, see the XRP thread for a demonstration.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I knew you would be useless.

    Unrelated, if anyone IRL ever asks me something I really don’t want to answer, but can’t find a good way to deflect it, I’m suddenly going to shriek as if I saw something and bolt out of there. I want to try this at least once so I can laugh about it later.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I think telling you I'm not qualified to give advice is probably the most useful thing anyone's done for you today malice.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought about adding a jk, but it’s not my style. I knew your work doesn’t entail investing, but you do have quite a bit of money saved and I wondered whether you had ever considered those options. Not like there’s anyone else here to ask.

    I’m pretty sure you’re morally obligated to maximize profits.
  16. Originally posted by Malice I thought about adding a jk, but it’s not my style. I knew your work doesn’t entail investing, but you do have quite a bit of money saved and I wondered whether you had ever considered those options. Not like there’s anyone else here to ask.

    I’m pretty sure you’re morally obligated to maximize profits.

    Hey Malice how are you?
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Enter is the kind of nigga that would come into your room and ask, “Can I sleep with you tonight?”
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Plonko! when i binge on spice it seems to be a lot like heroin

    like i'll get a 4g bag and smoke it nonstop for a week. basically just nod out, eat, take shits, jack off and do nothing else while having the time of my life. its like turning into an extremely sedated caveman. might just be the chem i have tho

    sorry did you just compare fucking shitty spice to heroin? a far more superior drug in every fucking way. i'm guessing your obviously somewhere on malices retard spectrum that he keeps going on about? somewhere high on it, i would say? i mean you've obviously never been high on heroin, that's for certain or you would never even attempt to compare it to such a shitty horrible substance such as spice.

    that shit was actually invented like 60/70 years ago yet never took off during the 60s/70s/80s/90s. there was no market for the shite in those days, nobody wanted it. people back then would rather risk years in jail in order to use a quality recreational substance. but then along came the divvy millenials. the first generation completely brought up being spoon-fed fucking health and safety overdoses, over-sold on victim culture, having corporal punishments not only banned in schools but so were the parents, every other kid having his shitty bratty behavior excused with over exaggerated terms like adhd, bipolar disorder or personification or attachment disorder, brought up with violent video games being substituted for the babysitters, and all with 24/7 access to digital media for that shite to be constantly drip-fed to them enabling their pathetic existence of non-responsibility all under the loving care and protection of the nanny state telling them 'that shouldn't be allowed to happen' whenever anything that might be considered slightly or in any way 'NEGATIVE', happened, you know, like shit does actually happen at during your whole lifespan, but that's just life ffs.

    then they were all like 'yeah fuck taking illegal drugs which are bad mkay. this stuff is legal and its just synthetic cannabis anyway, so its like natural and totally not bad for you coz nanny would have banned it already. this stuff is so cool, herpdurpherpaderpdedewdrops'.

    you dumb kids have literally been mis-sold everything your whole lives from ppi insurance to fucking isis, and here you all are still fucking believing it all. wake the fuck up you idiot.

    spice compared to heroin, lol, shit it don't even come close, not even on the same planet pal.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh that reminds me, saw this earlier and gave me some lolz so thought i'd share.





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  20. Originally posted by NARCassist sorry did you just compare fucking shitty spice to heroin? a far more superior drug in every fucking way. i'm guessing your obviously somewhere on malices retard spectrum that he keeps going on about? somewhere high on it, i would say? i mean you've obviously never been high on heroin, that's for certain or you would never even attempt to compare it to such a shitty horrible substance such as spice.

    that shit was actually invented like 60/70 years ago yet never took off during the 60s/70s/80s/90s. there was no market for the shite in those days, nobody wanted it. people back then would rather risk years in jail in order to use a quality recreational substance. but then along came the divvy millenials. the first generation completely brought up being spoon-fed fucking health and safety overdoses, over-sold on victim culture, having corporal punishments not only banned in schools but so were the parents, every other kid having his shitty bratty behavior excused with over exaggerated terms like adhd, bipolar disorder or personification or attachment disorder, brought up with violent video games being substituted for the babysitters, and all with 24/7 access to digital media for that shite to be constantly drip-fed to them enabling their pathetic existence of non-responsibility all under the loving care and protection of the nanny state telling them 'that shouldn't be allowed to happen' whenever anything that might be considered slightly or in any way 'NEGATIVE', happened, you know, like shit does actually happen at during your whole lifespan, but that's just life ffs.

    then they were all like 'yeah fuck taking illegal drugs which are bad mkay. this stuff is legal and its just synthetic cannabis anyway, so its like natural and totally not bad for you coz nanny would have banned it already. this stuff is so cool, herpdurpherpaderpdedewdrops'.

    you dumb kids have literally been mis-sold everything your whole lives from ppi insurance to fucking isis, and here you all are still fucking believing it all. wake the fuck up you idiot.

    spice compared to heroin, lol, shit it don't even come close, not even on the same planet pal.



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    didnt read. ive done heroin once, other opiates many times. they make me content and itchy

    have you ever smoked a 5 gram bag of spice? it takes days and days of constant smoking and passing out. it's amazing.

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