Originally posted by NARCassist
i, i just dunno, i really dunno. i'm just, i'm still trying to get my head around the reasoning and logic behind the guys who came up and invented this
the best i got is that it was invented by jill the jedi jar with his 'its not gay if..' agenda, but i know he's pretty fucking retarded, but even for him this is some fucking next level retardation. i mean who the fuck is that even fooling for a start? its not like the faggot fairy's are gonna put it there by magic to enable you to keep up your suspension of disbelief to the max, while you still get to facefuck a bloke. i should prolly point out there i meant like little magical fairies that just happen to serve faggots, as apposed to like , HTS NOOB or captain falcon type 'faggot fairy's'. anyway, so i mean who's the target market for these things? like your straight up 'normal' gay guys, i can't see how they would have any use for this what so ever.
"i think i'll make my cute gay lovers face look like the one thing i don't like"
unless, maybe, there's a gay guy who feels, for some reason, maybe, that he's getting too turned on by his gay lovers pretty face, or summing. i mean, could that even happen? i know gays are weird by default, but even still, how can you feel 'too turned on'? that don't really make sense.
so, gay guys in the closet? but gay guys in the closet are in the closet to hide their real sexuality from others. NOT FROM THEIR FUCKING SELVES FFS.
"there see, i'm totally not gay. i'm just gonna stick my cock in this lovely real woman's pussy. i dunno wtf i was thinking there for a minute. gay, lol. i gotta cut down on them drugs i think"
"yeah, so you're definitely on the pill, right hun? i mean i don't want you turning up here nine months from now with.."
na, just na, that would have to be some seriously deep level role-playing required to convince, 'YOURSELF', not someone else, of that fact. i mean that can't be possible surely.
i dunno, a really sneaky gay guy that has the hots for some totally straight dude and is so desperate to suck his cock that he's resorting to total desperation methods to get a gobble of the straight guys cock. hahahalol, ??
and they've clearly got that on a guys face for the purposes of marketing it. but of course, i mean there really is no situation where you'd require a woman to wear that, is there? i mean if she prepared to take your cock in her mouth, then its unlikely she won't let you tap that pussy, even if she makes you wear a condom. i suppose if your girlfriend its that time of the month? but just stick to blowjobs anyway, coz that is still just your girl giving you a blowjob. its only a few days ffs. and if you're really that screamish, its only a bit of blood, man up innit? i mean i know it can be annoying, with those little lumpy bits in it that can get stuck in your teeth. but you know, that's still a pretty fucking extreme measure to avoid a bit of redcock.
altho, thinking about it. i mean its no secret i love a nice golden shower, as you all know. but it is very difficult finding women who are into it tho. most women are so totally disgusted, or act as if they are for like societal pressure or some shit, that they would boot you at even the mere slightest suggestion that you were into it. but still most women are just like 'i'm not doing that for you, that's disgusting'. they'll still fuck you but will point blank refuse to even consider pissing in your face. some are so psychologically turned off or just embarrassed by the notion that they find it near impossible to even pee in front of another person, because society teaches us and requires us to keep urination as a very private practice. so if i got a chick to wear that with a mouthful of lemonade or summing, maybe that could kinda work as a compromise. altho, thinking about it, lemons, very bitter aren't they? not the best tasting thing you could want in your mouth, and they got that really sharp thing going on int they? know what i mean? lol.
so yeah, i dunno, i still can't get my head around any actually realistic use for this product. another thing, that mask thing, whatever you call it, that doesn't even cover half his face. that fucker's not even clean shaven ffs. i mean the marketing department with this product, they're not even really making an effort are they? but then again i guess you'd take one look at this product and think 'there's just nothing i can really do to promote this to anybody, fuck it(not literally, well i suppose, no, just joking)'. there aren't enough retards on this planet that are retarding at the level necessary to be fooled into thinking they would have a use for this product. who the fuck was stupid enough to actually invest in bringing it to market? the mind boggles man. wtf, lol.
i dunno if any of you faggots can shed some reasonable thoughts on the matter.
fucking lol.
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I don't think you're doin too good a job chippin on that geaah. you're just a yammerin away.
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Originally posted by Lanny
Oh, finally tried a grasshopper. It tasted good but I wouldn't have been able to tell there was alcohol in it if I hadn't made it myself. It was more like a mint chip milkshake or something. Might try the "flying" variation with vodka instead of cream next.
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Student loans are an excellent way to fund domestic terrorism.
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Unsub loans are a scam. Don't take them. One of a few kinds of debt you can't get out of by declaring bankruptcy. Always take 100% of the subsidized loans. Even if you don't need them you can park the money in a conservative investment for four years and keep the interest.
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