The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-26 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #7741
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It means "mother fucker, son of an owl".

   
   yeah, you know that wasn't a coincidence that i said motherfucker?
   
   
   
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2. 2018-01-26 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #7742
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I agree with you on this. Why the fuck did people suddenly decide that sex was something that needed to be in every single movie, tv show, book, and game ever?
   
   And why the fuck did people decide that sex is something they should display publicly to all who see them?
   
   Keep it in the bedroom ffs

   
   sex sells. it sells for a reason. the reason is because everyone thinks its awesome.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-01-26 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #7743
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist yeah, you know that wasn't a coincidence that i said motherfucker?
   
   
   
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   I mostly thought you weren't aware of the second part
4. 2018-01-26 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #7744
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
5. 2018-01-26 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #7745
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you do love a ratchet bitch huh obbe?
   
   i think this is one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen.
   
   
   
   i dunno who she is tho, just that she's a russian model. i love the way she has that sort of 'naughty innocence' look in her face, its in her eyes. its so fucking sexy.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-01-26 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #7746
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by NARCassist i dunno who she is tho, just that she's a russian model. i love the way she has that sort of 'naughty innocence' look in her face, its in her eyes. its so fucking sexy.

   
   it's called the thousand cock stare
7. 2018-01-27 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #7747
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   make ur own theread for posting bitches or get ban final warning official
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
8. 2018-01-27 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #7748
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Imagine running up to a street hooker with a crazed look and yelling, “I need a blowjob now or I’m going to go insane!!!”
   
   I wonder what kind of reactions you would get. They’d probably charge you more.
9. 2018-01-27 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #7749
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind

   
   
10. 2018-01-27 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #7750
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Malice Imagine running up to a street hooker with a crazed look and yelling, “I need a blowjob now or I’m going to go insane!!!”
    
    I wonder what kind of reactions you would get. They’d probably charge you more.

    
    You should hire an escort and report back here.
11. 2018-01-27 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #7751
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind You should hire an escort and report back here.

    
    You know those posts where he says, "all humans deserve to die"? That's him reporting back.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist, 
    • CASPER
12. 2018-01-27 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #7752
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Enter

    
    How do you feel bout sex dolls/sex bots? Would you be into those, or do you think they'd remind you too much of women?
13. 2018-01-27 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #7753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS How do you feel bout sex dolls/sex bots? Would you be into those, or do you think they'd remind you too much of women?

    
    Not interested. I don't want to have sex at all, ever. I hate sex culture, and don't want to think about sex ever again.
14. 2018-01-27 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #7754
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    1k a pint lol here in uk 34 quid laffin @ ur life
15. 2018-01-27 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #7755
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Enter Not interested. I don't want to have sex at all, ever. I hate sex culture, and don't want to think about sex ever again.

    
    This sounds like a typical incel rationalization. Do you not masturbate? Sex dolls/bots are just tools for masturbations. So are real women, now that I think about it.
    
    Are you gay?
16. 2018-01-27 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #7756
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS This sounds like a typical incel rationalization. Do you not masturbate? Sex dolls/bots are just tools for masturbations. So are real women, now that I think about it.

    
    I masturbate to relieve tension every few days, but it's a chore and takes hours.
17. 2018-01-27 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #7757
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by HTS This sounds like a typical incel rationalization. Do you not masturbate? Sex dolls/bots are just tools for masturbations. So are real women, now that I think about it.
    
    Are you gay?

    
    Probably.
18. 2018-01-27 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #7758
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter I masturbate to relieve tension every few days, but it's a chore and takes hours.

    
    You're on drugs.
19. 2018-01-27 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #7759
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Enter I masturbate to relieve tension every few days, but it's a chore and takes hours.

    
    If I wasn't in a relationship I'm sure I could speed things up for you. 😂😂😂
20. 2018-01-27 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #7760
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    bip