2018-01-23 at 3:22 AM UTC
I actually smoked weed during the day for the first time in ages and all I did was eat junk and watch Star Trek. Complete waste of time. Gonna get rid of this weed ASAP but I don't want the toilet to clog so I'm just gonna do a controlled burn.
2018-01-23 at 3:40 AM UTC
See now that I do jueed, I do it responsibly. Every time I get high, I do something creative/productive. I'll draw or make music or write.
2018-01-23 at 3:41 AM UTC
Is that really productive though?
2018-01-23 at 4:17 AM UTC
i mean any creative endeavor you engage in will be subpar, might as well make yourself even more dull
2018-01-23 at 5:19 AM UTC
I started my Chinese class today after not taking it for a semester. First day and the teacher speaks like bullets.
NIMENNIHAOMANINGUIXINGRENWOXINGZIUJIAOLINSHENMEYISIOOOOOHENHAO????
2018-01-23 at 5:24 AM UTC
^ Drop it. Technology will make learning new language pointless in 5 - 10 years.
2018-01-23 at 5:25 AM UTC
Hey I know that one! It means 'hi' right?
2018-01-23 at 5:41 AM UTC
What's Chinese for 'Yaaaayyy. Hahahahaha!!'
2018-01-23 at 5:42 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-01-23 at 5:52 AM UTC
Oh yeah. That makes sense...
How about, Why did I leave my favorite taco shell at the coroner's office again?