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  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Does drunkenness make your erections last for longer or shorter?
  2. Originally posted by A College Professor Paddle shifters sounds cool, I never drove a car with them. I have read that the auto Challenger is a faster car anyway because it shifts so much quicker than a person can. Plus it's very practical when stuck in traffic, or you want to eat a burrito or have a whiskey and coke while cruising.

    That's just something they say to make themselves feel better about their lack of basic driving skills
  3. Originally posted by Ajax Does drunkenness make your erections last for longer or shorter?

    Longer lasting but noticeably not as hard
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    My life needs to take a new direction. I'm thinking about becoming a neo-nazi.
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  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Jesus christ The Big Bang Theory is fucking awful. I feel enraged by the very fact that this was created and there are people who enjoy it.
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  6. It is terrible indeed

    And I bet the spinoff bullshit they're making based on it will somehow be even worse
  7. Originally posted by Malice Jesus christ The Big Bang Theory is fucking awful. I feel enraged by the very fact that this was created and there are people who enjoy it.

    Watch it without the laugh track and it becomes really really good. The awkwardness is juicy as fuck. They become abusive and autistic.
  8. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 It is terrible indeed

    And I bet the spinoff bullshit they're making based on it will somehow be even worse

    You mean that Young Sheldon shit? Everyone says "wow this is better than I expected!" but only because they're comparing it to the shit that is TBBT. Young Sheldon is still awful.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, §m£ÂgØL would enjoy tbbt
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, we just a new good Bill Krozby quote:

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby um… even women masturbate with dildo which i disagree with because its a form of transhumanism. so is porn if you think about it. the only good way to masturbate is with your hand and imagination / looking at some live action (oooh oho)

    Masturbation and porn are forms of transhumanism, which is why he's against them.
  11. Helped my friend clean a senior citizen center after hours as volunteer work and ended up blowing lines off their bathroom counter to facilitate our cleaning process...been a weird evening
  12. Now we're dabbing 90% concentrate that comes in a syringe
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh, I never told you this before but maybe a week before I had to leave my old apartment due to that violent psychopath a new family moved nextdoor. Adult male and female and little girl, although I actually never saw them, just Heard their voices when I was probably out feeding and watching the cats. The girl said, “Mom, the neighbor's smoking weed.”, which caused me to become mildly offended and annoyed. I scrawled out a message about her being a snitch, then I went and got 3 medium cartons of sugar free ice cream, different flavors, a bottle of alcoholic long island iced tea or something, and my bong. I then. Proceeded to use all three while sitting at a desk someone had placed outside, even combining alcohol with ice cream for a combination that wasn’t bad, like an alcoholic milk shake. It was pretty funny messing with them. At one point I heard the dad say, “Honey, we finally got someone interesting!”

    I think benzos may have contributed to this.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Now we're dabbing 90% concentrate that comes in a syringe

    Marijuana really eases the pain of being autistic. Does it have that effect on you too?
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    i smoke out my whole street all day noone cares
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    PURE GRASS BITCH
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    SNITYCH
  18. Originally posted by Malice Heh, I never told you this before but maybe a week before I had to leave my old apartment due to that violent psychopath a new family moved nextdoor. Adult male and female and little girl, although I actually never saw them, just Heard their voices when I was probably out feeding and watching the cats. The girl said, “Mom, the neighbor's smoking weed.”, which caused me to become mildly offended and annoyed. I scrawled out a message about her being a snitch, then I went and got 3 medium cartons of sugar free ice cream, different flavors, a bottle of alcoholic long island iced tea or something, and my bong. I then. Proceeded to use all three while sitting at a desk someone had placed outside, even combining alcohol with ice cream for a combination that wasn’t bad, like an alcoholic milk shake. It was pretty funny messing with them. At one point I heard the dad say, “Honey, we finally got someone interesting!”

    I think benzos may have contributed to this.

    It's really weird when you refer to people like this.
  19. Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, §m£ÂgØL would enjoy tbbt

    It's so bad it's good. Any show with laugh tracks is infinitely better without them.

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