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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny How do you say baka gaijin in chinese?

    gwai lo
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    cum drop wonton soup
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, it's stormy outside. Royal meteorological institute sent out a "code orange". For heavy winds and rainfall. The rain's alright but the wind is blowing like crazy.
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
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  5. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix She also recorded herself taking a shit once in TC

    I thought that was jerome. Her as well?

    Women are disgusting.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by bling bling

    Something's brewing on the North Sea.
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bumble is a rare one
  8. Originally posted by Enter I thought that was jerome. Her as well?

    Women are disgusting.

    It was definitely bumble. People on the forum were begging for any potential screenshots of it. She pointed the camera in the toilet at the end. It was gross.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    1.ilovechronic or something was the one who died on cam. Im surprised Im the only one that remembers that.

    2. My car had fucked wiring issues, so Ive been renting the past couple of months. And ive been treating myself to some nice vehicles.
    Being poor fucking blows. Having money is such an instant mood-lifter. And whe people THINK you have money, for some reason they go
    out of their way to give you more money/opportunities for some reason.

    3. Asking out a waiter/waitress is sketchy. Unless you have some clear cues they want the D. Then again, this is from someone who's never asked anyone out. But it feels weird. Should get in tune with your spanish heritage and quietly ask " Want to come back to my mom's apartment and reenact the Spanish Inquisition?" Then nonchalantly pull out a pair of nipple clamps and a white hot branding iron and stare at her quizzically.

    4. When you look at one of the new Dodge Challengers, does it seem like a douchey car? I have the Hellcat right now, and i love it so much I could cry. But some cars like corvettes, I always look at them and just think "penis car". I think it just seems like a nice kinda lowkey sports-type car.
  10. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix It was definitely bumble. People on the forum were begging for any potential screenshots of it. She pointed the camera in the toilet at the end. It was gross.

    Jerome did it too then. Fucking yech.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn check out this fine ass redbone bitch :


    Nice. These are the only type of black wimmenz my weiner likes.
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  12. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Sad whats happening to ArmsMerchant. Wish i had the money to go hang out with him before he passes.
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  13. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Sad whats happening to ArmsMerchant. Wish i had the money to go hang out with him before he passes.

    i'd be more sympathetic if he didn't spend 24/7 whining about trump

    how the fuck are you so spiritually evolved and still care about politics

    he's a phony
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Enter i'd be more sympathetic if he didn't spend 24/7 whining about trump

    how the fuck are you so spiritually evolved and still care about politics

    he's a phony

    Everyone is a phony but at least he speaks from the heart and not from his ass.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone just read 'The Catcher In the Rye' I see.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Someone just read 'The Catcher In the Rye' I see.

    More like "The Plagiarist In The Lie"

    AM

    I

    RIGHT?
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  17. Weed tolerance breaks are the best, even short ones. I went a week without and just got baked off like .1 of bud
  18. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Weed tolerance breaks are the best, even short ones. I went a week without and just got baked off like .1 of bud

    I'm currently on a week of tolly break. I'mma pop a gummy before the flight to Denver, be high the whole way, then land and instantly buy a preroll and get shitdicked
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    hey, I'm on a two week tolerance break too while traveling. Excited to get home and spend like two days straight being high as shit
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "tolly break" ?

    Oh my god.

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