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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Looks like someone's salty that BoH don't get tipped.

    Nah I don't agree with Mr. Pink I just felt the clip was fitting for the discussion.

    I do despise most front of house where I work though but that's because they are dumb as fuck and annoying.
  2. Originally posted by Plonko! Crouton is awesome

    Remember when you used to shit on me for talking about how much I liked Crouton?

    What changed? Find a better vendor?
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Remember when you used to shit on me for talking about how much I liked Crouton?

    What changed? Find a better vendor?

    puberty
  4. Sitting in a bar and saw three hot chicks (one looked like a fucking prostitute, whore) come in and sit down with a guy. But the guy was really antisocial with them -- sat at the end of the table and was looking on his phone the whole time. I knew there was nothing so interesting on his phone when there were 3 girls right in front of him. Why wasn't he talking to them? Lack of self confidence? He looked okay to me...
  5. Originally posted by Enter Sitting in a bar and saw three hot chicks (one looked like a fucking prostitute, whore) come in and sit down with a guy. But the guy was really antisocial with them – sat at the end of the table and was looking on his phone the whole time. I knew there was nothing so interesting on his phone when there were 3 girls right in front of him. Why wasn't he talking to them? Lack of self confidence? He looked okay to me…

    He was the pimp setting up jobs on his phone
  6. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix He was the pimp setting up jobs on his phone

    That... is probably true.
  7. Originally posted by Enter If you know how much it fucking sucks, then doesn't that empathy help get you off when you fuck others over by not tipping?

    Unfortunately I don’t get any sexual gratification from other people’s suffering. I only like to fuck people over if I feel like they deserve it. Which admittedly most people probably do deserve it, but I don’t like to make that assumption until they give me some kind of reason to hate them.

    Like one time the waitress was so bad I left a tip that was just a bunch of pennies arranged to spell out the words “fuck you”
  8. Originally posted by Fox Paws Unfortunately I don’t get any sexual gratification from other people’s suffering. I only like to fuck people over if I feel like they deserve it. Which admittedly most people probably do deserve it, but I don’t like to make that assumption until they give me some kind of reason to hate them.

    Like one time the waitress was so bad I left a tip that was just a bunch of pennies arranged to spell out the words “fuck you”

    I usually get a good read on people right away, so I know if they deserve it or not. I give shit to cashiers all the time, usually if they're female. The other day I said one was "fucking useless" for taking ages with my order of a drink. It's really cathartic. All they can really do is make a face and walk away lol.
  9. Someone gave me advice ages ago to find unique people in my life and make friends with them. To not subject myself to normies.

    I like that.
  10. Originally posted by HTS "One day you too may be able to afford a monopoly board and a trip to Kinkos. Keep trying, mmQ.

    Warm regards,
    Captain Falcon"

    I didn't photocopy any money, I bought funny money off Amazon lol

  11. Originally posted by Enter Sitting in a bar and saw three hot chicks (one looked like a fucking prostitute, whore) come in and sit down with a guy. But the guy was really antisocial with them – sat at the end of the table and was looking on his phone the whole time. I knew there was nothing so interesting on his phone when there were 3 girls right in front of him. Why wasn't he talking to them? Lack of self confidence? He looked okay to me…

    Already tapped the ones he was interested in, most likely.
  12. Originally posted by Enter Someone gave me advice ages ago to find unique people in my life and make friends with them. To not subject myself to normies.

    I like that.

    Or just don’t make friends at all, that’s what I do
  13. Originally posted by Fox Paws Or just don’t make friends at all, that’s what I do

  14. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

    Pretty sure that’s how that guy killed himself on TC that one time.

    Who was that again?
  16. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I thought of doing it ISIS style with full face mask so she couldn't prove it was me but I'm not THAT bad.

    And it's not a child's uke it's a Bruce Wei.

    Lol Hydro is one of those retarded women who assigns too much value to material goods no one else cares about.

    I remember she said she spent $500 on your birthday gift then finally admitted it was just some random shit from the garage.

    She wants you to pay the shipping.. she can't just give a trucker a handjob and Venmo you the $20?

    Or that would cut into the TTTT PaIIIINN budget.

    tpain not even a drug.
  17. Originally posted by Fox Paws Pretty sure that’s how that guy killed himself on TC that one time.

    Who was that again?

    Viper or something like that?
  18. Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Lol Hydro is one of those retarded women who assigns too much value to material goods no one else cares about.

    I remember she said she spent $500 on your birthday gift then finally admitted it was just some random shit from the garage.

    She wants you to pay the shipping.. she can't just give a trucker a handjob and Venmo you the $20?

    Or that would cut into the TTTT PaIIIINN budget.

    tpain not even a drug.

    Yeah it was hand me down instruments she acquired from someone and I said I didn't want her to leave them because I likely wouldn't use them, she was convinced playing guitar would help my anxiety and shit.

    I had the uke and guitar in my trunk for a few weeks and kept hearing them slamming against each other when I would drive kinda crazy, surprisingly there was no damage.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by NARCassist just remember all bubbles burst sooner or later



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    QFT



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