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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it will be to ship? Plus I'm not coughing up the $40 out of my own pocket for that shit.

    I said I didn't want the thing from the start anyways.

    Take a video of you destroying it and send it to Hydro.
  2. Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve literally tipped a hundred on a $150 tab. I always tip at least 25-30%, that’s like my baseline. Not because I’m attracted to the server but because I used to be a wage slave making minimum wage in a “tipped” position where I hardly ever made tips, and I know it fucking sucks. Now that I got it like that, I like to give back a little bit

    If you know how much it fucking sucks, then doesn't that empathy help get you off when you fuck others over by not tipping?
  3. Crouton is awesome
  4. Originally posted by Plonko! Crouton is awesome

    idk if i'd say it's "awesome"

    it's alright though
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by D4NG0 mmQ will be thrilled.

    Hue.

    I actually found the envelope the other day, and I was mistaken, it was photo copies of real money and blown up to about 150% size-wise.

    Same concept either way, but the money wasn't colorful. Not sure why I remembered it differently.
  6. I thought I tossed a few monopoly bills in there, huh. Post pics. Did I not include a motivational note in the envelope?
  7. Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve literally tipped a hundred on a $150 tab. I always tip at least 25-30%, that’s like my baseline. Not because I’m attracted to the server but because I used to be a wage slave making minimum wage in a “tipped” position where I hardly ever made tips, and I know it fucking sucks. Now that I got it like that, I like to give back a little bit

    Most I did was $60 on a $100 tab cause a nigga got like $500 of freee food & bubbles from the chef cause Im a fuckin' boss.
  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I thought I tossed a few monopoly bills in there, huh. Post pics. Did I not include a motivational note in the envelope?

    "One day you too may be able to afford a monopoly board and a trip to Kinkos. Keep trying, mmQ.

    Warm regards,
    Captain Falcon"
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  9. Originally posted by Malice The mental image of PoC playing a child's ukulele made me lol. §m£ÂgØL, was this the same ukulele you used to regale those geese?

    Fuck no. I have a pineapple kala. Great ukulele. Hydro had some shitty one.

    Speaking of which, recently tried this 600 dollar kala at the music store and it is the best instrument I have ever played. Taylor Swift on the other hand, worst guitar I've ever played.
  10. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, but why am I gonna use a debit card for half a check, especially when the check is like $20? Split checks can be a pain in the ass for some places. At my work, the servers have to get a manager to do a split check. And no, my cousin didn't have ones either.

    I would just pay with my debit and have whoever pay me back later.

    TOday at work an old man walked away in the middle of us getting a manager down for a refund. He walked away on 40 dollars cash and I had it on my drawer all damn day just waiting for him. Would've been very, very easy for me to steal but I'm a good person.
  11. D4NG0 motherfucker
    How old is the kid that he can play a ukulele? I thought he was only 2 or something.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by D4NG0 How old is the kid that he can play a ukulele? I thought he was only 2 or something.
  13. Originally posted by Enter If you know how much it fucking sucks, then doesn't that empathy help get you off when you fuck others over by not tipping?

    No cause i won't miss the money. I'm a chronic masturbator.

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I would just pay with my debit and have whoever pay me back later.

    TOday at work an old man walked away in the middle of us getting a manager down for a refund. He walked away on 40 dollars cash and I had it on my drawer all damn day just waiting for him. Would've been very, very easy for me to steal but I'm a good person.

    Have fun getting finessed by the finesse kid. Swiping your debit card LOL
  14. its called having money and hanging out with people you trust. You should try it sometime.
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    do you trist in jesus
  16. trist in jesus all daype
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    bTW the only way to defeat satan is useing a toolpieve stolen from a small child
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine stealing whatever bling means by toolpieve and leaving a screenshot of his post in its place.
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  19. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I got a bottle of gabapentin from someone and holy shit does it potentiate/synergize with phenibut, Ive had 3.5 grams of phenibut today and 2,100 mg of gabapentin and I've been damn near falling out all day, my head feels disconnected from my body.

    Gabapentin isn't much on its own but it's like the universal potentiator. I'm actually considering going back to my mental health doctor and dealing with that bullshit again just to get my script back. I had a stash saved up when I decided to quit going but one of my retard family members heisted it
  20. Originally posted by Malice Take a video of you destroying it and send it to Hydro.

    I thought of doing it ISIS style with full face mask so she couldn't prove it was me but I'm not THAT bad.

    And it's not a child's uke it's a Bruce Wei.

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