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  1. Actually if I could even just come up with 250 I could probably save my ass.
  2. Originally posted by Brain surgeon OK guys its crunch time. Ive got like the rest of the day to come up with 400 to save this apartment or I'm gonna be straight homeless in the snow. Literally nothing is off the table, like I've already failed to sell my body in several different ways from plasma donation to nude modeling for "artists".

    Gf can get like 60 bucks tops from her boss in advance of her check And I have a decent working car that I will not sell and probably couldn't sell because of the title.

    Brainstorm me something that's not armed robbery.

    all crypto is down like crazy right now. best time to buy? invest at own risk though.
  3. End of the day........and yeah I follow the crypto markets as well but I'm not gonna get trading and make 4 bills in the afternoon.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon OK guys its crunch time. Ive got like the rest of the day to come up with 400 to save this apartment or I'm gonna be straight homeless in the snow. Literally nothing is off the table, like I've already failed to sell my body in several different ways from plasma donation to nude modeling for "artists".

    Gf can get like 60 bucks tops from her boss in advance of her check And I have a decent working car that I will not sell and probably couldn't sell because of the title.

    Brainstorm me something that's not armed robbery.

    insurance fraud?
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    streal cats u can get like 15o each and they come off easy
  6. Fuck me I pulled that together fast. called in a couple favors and found some honest Craigslist work. I should actually be okay for another month.
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  7. And to think I was just about to offer you money for nudes.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Fucking snow and ice. Had to call out. My tire treads are really low on the back tires, and my brakes suck, and I haven't been driving very long. I could have my cousin take me, but then I'd have to get picked up and it'll be a pain in the ass waiting for him to warm up his car and shit. Besides, I doubt there will be many people at all coming in to eat today. Probably wouldn't make shit from the tipout. But I got the next two days off, so it sucks to have to call out today.
  9. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Fucking snow and ice. Had to call out. My tire treads are really low on the back tires, and my brakes suck, and I haven't been driving very long. I could have my cousin take me, but then I'd have to get picked up and it'll be a pain in the ass waiting for him to warm up his car and shit. Besides, I doubt there will be many people at all coming in to eat today. Probably wouldn't make shit from the tipout. But I got the next two days off, so it sucks to have to call out today.

    ...don't you live in Texas? How bad is it really? Are the roads just not taken care of?

    We had a really bad time about a week ago when it rained all day at 35 then was -2 the next day. Ice for days. Also salt for days.
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 …don't you live in Texas? How bad is it really? Are the roads just not taken care of?

    We had a really bad time about a week ago when it rained all day at 35 then was -2 the next day. Ice for days. Also salt for days.

    Yeah, I am. It's 25 degrees and been snowing since last night. Ice and snow everywhere. Couple inches of ice on my windshield this morning. Couldn't even open my door before crunching some of the ice away. I heard there are a couple accidents on I-45. The roads are all wet, and it's hard to tell what's water and what's ice.
  11. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Fucking snow and ice. Had to call out. My tire treads are really low on the back tires, and my brakes suck, and I haven't been driving very long. I could have my cousin take me, but then I'd have to get picked up and it'll be a pain in the ass waiting for him to warm up his car and shit. Besides, I doubt there will be many people at all coming in to eat today. Probably wouldn't make shit from the tipout. But I got the next two days off, so it sucks to have to call out today.

    What kind of car did you buy?
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency What kind of car did you buy?

    2002 Ford Taurus SE
  13. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery 2002 Ford Taurus SE

    Lmao
  14. How much?
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    $1200
  16. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery $1200

    Fair enough
  17. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  18. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    She's aight
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    We just gave this Asian bitch at the buffet like a 36% tip. Bill was $22.47, and my cousin put down $15. I didn't have any ones, but instead of leaving just another $10, I put down $15 too. Lol. She was purdy. Somehow I'm not sure her name is actually Beverly, though.
  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery We just gave this Asian bitch at the buffet like a 36% tip. Bill was $22.47, and my cousin put down $15. I didn't have any ones, but instead of leaving just another $10, I put down $15 too. Lol. She was purdy. Somehow I'm not sure her name is actually Beverly, though.

    This was a buffet? Did you serve yourself?

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