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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-16 at 6:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Pretty much the usual MO for crashing a party, two bars side by side at the bottom of the slopes were packed and had loud music playing so it wasn't hard to figure out where to go or how to get in. On my way back from getting my first drink a girl standing on a table literally fell onto me and ended up spending the rest of the night with her group, hooked up with one of them and spent the night at their place.
Next day was pretty fun, it was baby's first hangover for most of them but two of them managed to make it to the bar and then up the slopes with me, one was about the same skill level as me so we had fun going on the same runs. Even the friends I came with are all either a lot better or a lot worse than me and we don't ski together all that much.
Woah, the things normal enough well adjusted people do sound so bizarre. I would never do something like that. It wasn’t even a serious question. -
2018-01-16 at 7:01 AM UTCwhat does "hooked up" mean though
i always thought it meant having sex, but I've caught out virgins who say hook up to mean just having a conversation -
2018-01-16 at 7:02 AM UTCvirgin: yeah I hooked up with this girl last night
me: what do you mean hooked up
virgin: (walks away)
me: honk?
*Me later*
me: hey what did you mean by hooked up
Virgin: ah just chatted to her and shit at her place why
me: lol, honk. -
2018-01-16 at 7:02 AM UTCHonestly, a girl literally falls onto you and that’s what leads to you spending the rest of the time with them? Normies are fucking ridiculous.
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2018-01-16 at 7:05 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Honestly, a girl literally falls onto you and that’s what leads to you spending the rest of the time with them? Normies are fucking ridiculous.
why is that ridiculous, not that i don't hate normies
if a girl fell onto me i'd tell her to fuck off
funny story, i actually got into a little tiff with a bargirl last night. went out for drinks with my friends to plan more of the USA roadtrip, and it was my turn to buy the round. went up to the counter and she was rude as fuck to me, but whatever. I didn't try to escalate anything, but when she was being rude I just stared at her evilly (the evil eye). then when i was walking away with the drinks she called out, "hey what's your problem?!" or something lol. -
2018-01-16 at 7:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter what does "hooked up" mean though
i always thought it meant having sex, but I've caught out virgins who say hook up to mean just having a conversation
Hah, that's true. I don't think anyone uses "hooked up" to mean "had a conversation" but people do use it to mean making out so I imagine people fudge the truth a bit that way. In this case it means sex.
Originally posted by Malice Honestly, a girl literally falls onto you and that’s what leads to you spending the rest of the time with them? Normies are fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, they were kinda tipsy at that point (enough to fall off a bar) and I'm a handsome ski stud, why not? Honestly I'm usually not great around people I just met so it was kind of new waters for me as well but this is one of the many problems in life that can be resolved through liquor. -
2018-01-16 at 7:08 AM UTCwhat was the sex like
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2018-01-16 at 7:10 AM UTChahaha i'm such an angry fuck when around women in clubs and bars. I saw a girl reject one of my friends when he asked for her number, and I replied that if she had've done that to me I would've went ted bundy on her ass. She replied, "who's ted bundy?" and my friend went "NO!!! Don't tell her!" then later got mad at me saying I can't say that shit IRL.
This is why I'll never get laid. My anger's obviously a defense-mechanism so I don't get rejected first, but I can't stop it now. It's too ingrained. -
2018-01-16 at 7:10 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter hahaha i'm such an angry fuck when around women in clubs and bars. I saw a girl reject one of my friends when he asked for her number, and I replied that if she had've done that to me I would've went ted bundy on her ass. She replied, "who's ted bundy?" and my friend went "NO!!! Don't tell her!" then later got mad at me saying I can't say that shit IRL.
This is why I'll never get laid. My anger's obviously a defense-mechanism so I don't get rejected first, but I can't stop it now. It's too ingrained.
Wow, you're a terrible wingman. -
2018-01-16 at 7:11 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:12 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Wow, you're a terrible wingman.
women annoy me, I can't help it. Every time we've gone out I just get pissed off around them. Like we were all dancing one time, and we were dancing with these girls, and they were rubbing up against us. I stormed off because the idea that these sluts would just rub up against strangers annoyed the FUCK out of me. Don't I have a point? -
2018-01-16 at 7:14 AM UTC24 (I actually thought I was 25 until I looked it up to make this post)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-16 at 7:15 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:17 AM UTCHusband: I brought you some aspirin.
Wife: I don't have a headache though.
Husband: Finally. Let's fuck. -
2018-01-16 at 7:19 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:20 AM UTC
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2018-01-16 at 7:36 AM UTCAh, good ol' JaguarStrike
