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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-14 at 3:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Just bought a ticket to Spain. Will be there for only 5 days but its fine considering how cheap i got the tickets. I theriouthly cant wait.
What is your mission there? Well aside from obvious "vacation"? I'd like to think drugs and hookers are involved don't disappoint me! -
2018-01-14 at 4:35 AM UTCu shud have gone portugal i got mandem there i get u protceded in there
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2018-01-14 at 4:50 AM UTC
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2018-01-14 at 6:41 AM UTC
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2018-01-14 at 6:42 AM UTC
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2018-01-14 at 6:43 AM UTCHe's like the pied piper of geese, leading a flock through the streets of Florence
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2018-01-14 at 6:58 AM UTCImagine how inadvertently fucking funny a musical starring and created by §m£ÂgØL would be.
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2018-01-14 at 6:58 AM UTCThe flood of hopelessness and disparity from the 7th grade is coming back so hard right now :
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2018-01-14 at 8:10 AM UTCWell glad it's going to be Two degrees out when I have shit to do Tuesday morning. Snowing and two.
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2018-01-14 at 8:57 AM UTCDamn check out this fine ass redbone bitch :
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2018-01-14 at 11:28 AM UTCDamn Bby why you do this to me :
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2018-01-14 at 1:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I've thought about it, and if a nuclear missile was about to hit, I'd probably run through the streets naked. First I'd panic, thinking what I should do. I'd pace around the room. Then I'd realize that would be the only option, to shed my clothes and run outside screaming. Just keep running. Naked.
But missile or no missile, people would still laugh at you for being a fat cunt, lol.
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2018-01-14 at 6:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop Damn Bby why you do this to me :
I met her two weeks ago at the strip club. She fell on stage and spilled her basket of ones. She gathered most of them and got on stage and got to dancing. When the initial white knights retreated, I spotted roughly 7 ones under a nearby table. I slinked over and grabbed them and went for the 'recycle' as no one was throwing ones.
When she came over to me, she smelled like Xanax, don't ask me how. She hugged me tight and said "nigga, I just fell, my heel broke! I need new shoes!" She showed me her stripper heel and the sole was indeed flappin off. She began telling me about how she was from Vegas in a thick Bronx accent. She also coulda used a pedicure. I was turned off, but not enough to leave.
I slowly stretched out the $7 from the floor with booty grabs & hip touches, and she began to indeed back that thang up.
"I need more money. Can you afford these? These are $40,000 titties baby"
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2018-01-14 at 6:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice He’s probably planing to crash on people’s couches in exchange for regaling them with his tales and showing them his famous goose charming ukelele skills.
Nah, this nigga is gonna stay in a hostel and talk to some interesting people then come back here as a total douchebag of culture until his trip-glow wears off.
That being said.. I can't wait for the stories!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-15 at 12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Nah, this nigga is gonna stay in a hostel and talk to some interesting people then come back here as a total douchebag of culture until his trip-glow wears off.
That being said.. I can't wait for the stories!
You know I usually don't kindly to new comers here but you a cool one, nigga. -
2018-01-15 at 12:09 AM UTCye my and my guy ruben used to shout at biches on the street,, thn wdown town smoke buds in the bus stopThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-15 at 1:45 AM UTCDat FEEL!
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2018-01-15 at 3:48 AM UTCMy afterlife brahs :
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2018-01-15 at 4:11 AM UTC
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