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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Just bought a ticket to Spain. Will be there for only 5 days but its fine considering how cheap i got the tickets. I theriouthly cant wait.

    What is your mission there? Well aside from obvious "vacation"? I'd like to think drugs and hookers are involved don't disappoint me!
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    u shud have gone portugal i got mandem there i get u protceded in there
  3. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Just bought a ticket to Spain. Will be there for only 5 days but its fine considering how cheap i got the tickets. I theriouthly cant wait.

    What are your accommodations?
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius What are your accommodations?

    He’s probably planing to crash on people’s couches in exchange for regaling them with his tales and showing them his famous goose charming ukelele skills.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Just bought a ticket to Spain. Will be there for only 5 days but its fine considering how cheap i got the tickets. I theriouthly cant wait.

    Holy crap, that's inspain!
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    He's like the pied piper of geese, leading a flock through the streets of Florence
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine how inadvertently fucking funny a musical starring and created by §m£ÂgØL would be.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    The flood of hopelessness and disparity from the 7th grade is coming back so hard right now :

  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Well glad it's going to be Two degrees out when I have shit to do Tuesday morning. Snowing and two.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn check out this fine ass redbone bitch :

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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn Bby why you do this to me :

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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I've thought about it, and if a nuclear missile was about to hit, I'd probably run through the streets naked. First I'd panic, thinking what I should do. I'd pace around the room. Then I'd realize that would be the only option, to shed my clothes and run outside screaming. Just keep running. Naked.

    But missile or no missile, people would still laugh at you for being a fat cunt, lol.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn Bby why you do this to me :


    Holy shit, I could sure go for a piece of that right now.



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  14. Originally posted by RestStop Damn Bby why you do this to me :


    I met her two weeks ago at the strip club. She fell on stage and spilled her basket of ones. She gathered most of them and got on stage and got to dancing. When the initial white knights retreated, I spotted roughly 7 ones under a nearby table. I slinked over and grabbed them and went for the 'recycle' as no one was throwing ones.

    When she came over to me, she smelled like Xanax, don't ask me how. She hugged me tight and said "nigga, I just fell, my heel broke! I need new shoes!" She showed me her stripper heel and the sole was indeed flappin off. She began telling me about how she was from Vegas in a thick Bronx accent. She also coulda used a pedicure. I was turned off, but not enough to leave.

    I slowly stretched out the $7 from the floor with booty grabs & hip touches, and she began to indeed back that thang up.

    "I need more money. Can you afford these? These are $40,000 titties baby"

    To be continued.
  15. Originally posted by Malice He’s probably planing to crash on people’s couches in exchange for regaling them with his tales and showing them his famous goose charming ukelele skills.

    Nah, this nigga is gonna stay in a hostel and talk to some interesting people then come back here as a total douchebag of culture until his trip-glow wears off.


    That being said.. I can't wait for the stories!
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Nah, this nigga is gonna stay in a hostel and talk to some interesting people then come back here as a total douchebag of culture until his trip-glow wears off.


    That being said.. I can't wait for the stories!

    You know I usually don't kindly to new comers here but you a cool one, nigga.
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    ye my and my guy ruben used to shout at biches on the street,, thn wdown town smoke buds in the bus stop
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  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Dat FEEL!

  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    My afterlife brahs :

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