The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-13 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #6901
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Things like "I wonder if this sentence would fit better in chapter 3" or, "I wonder what secrets i don't know about this person" or, "I wonder where I'll be in 10 years."
   
   Weed making you childlike? Das some /r/trees shit. Philosophy in general is for the weak.
2. 2018-01-13 at 9:08 AM UTC

   #6902
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Philosophy is for the weak?
3. 2018-01-13 at 9:09 AM UTC

   #6903
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There is no way to defend that statement. Please just start over and take the bait so that i have more to go on. Thnx
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4. 2018-01-13 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #6904
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Mandatory 4 am gangsta shit while I wait for the post office to open :
   
   
5. 2018-01-13 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #6905
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i never listen anorexic transecuals in a skirt
6. 2018-01-13 at 9:43 AM UTC

   #6906
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Lanny, anarcho-capitalists seem to be very disproportionately likely to code for a living or do so non-professionally: https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/7pymzz/half_of_you_write_code_lets_put_that_to_use/?st=jcd5u9db&sh=f490a37e
   
   Individuals with superior cognition and systemizing skills are bound to be drawn to anarcho-capitalism at a higher rate. As a cognitive computer, you should be able to process the implications of this, although steam may come out of your robot ears. You should hatch a scheme to out any ancaps at work and then attempt to befriend them to see what an acap who is a functioning member of a society, capable of socializing, is like IRL.
7. 2018-01-13 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #6907
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Thinking about Hitler honestly makes me feel safe and warms my heart. I imagine it's like the feeling a child might have, feeling comforted by the belief that his father will protect him from the bad people in the world. The world could be such a better place.
8. 2018-01-13 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #6908
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   For some reason when a website asks “Are you human?” I always feel like I’m lying when I solve the captcha.
   
   Why is this, sploo?
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9. 2018-01-13 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #6909
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   careful, don't cut yourself on all that edginess
10. 2018-01-13 at 10:12 AM UTC

    #6910
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    hitler was a badazzzz hitler was a man who smoke his grass hitler ull be in out memories hitler uve really been a good friend tome
11. 2018-01-13 at 10:17 AM UTC

    #6911
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by D4NG0 careful, don't cut yourself on all that edginess

    
    It’s actually true. You seemed to believe I may genuinely have been a psychopath, why isn’t this plausible?
    
    Keyboard 69 for Android is pretty neat to look at while high. Fastest keyboard I’m aware of, as well as very accurate.
12. 2018-01-13 at 10:19 AM UTC

    #6912
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by bling bling hitler was a badazzzz hitler was a man who smoke his grass hitler ull be in out memories hitler uve really been a good friend tome

    
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    You gave me the gift of a purer world and I’m proud of you today.
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    ...
13. 2018-01-13 at 10:24 AM UTC

    #6913
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Malice It’s actually true. You seemed to believe I may genuinely have been autistic, why isn’t this plausible?

    
    fix'd
14. 2018-01-13 at 10:25 AM UTC

    #6914
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Malice Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    You gave me the gift of a purer world and I’m proud of you today.
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday Hitler
    Hitler it’s your birthday
    …

    
    It's almost MLK's birthday you insensitive fuck! *Breaks beer bottle over Malice's skull*
15. 2018-01-13 at 10:27 AM UTC

    #6915
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Precious alcohol, soaking into shag!
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16. 2018-01-13 at 10:45 AM UTC

    #6916
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    malice wat do u think of me
17. 2018-01-13 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #6917
    RestStop Space Nigga
    How a nigga live.
18. 2018-01-13 at 10:54 AM UTC

    #6918
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter malice wat do u think of me

    
    Probably similar to how Bart thinks of Milhouse.
19. 2018-01-13 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #6919
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Probably similar to how Bart thinks of Milhouse.

    
    radical
20. 2018-01-13 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #6920
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    hash = high cbd
    
    tobacco = cyclic vonversion of cbd
    
    8= shsh spliff is allah way
    
    bedate me f4m
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