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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I fucked your uncle.

    And I fucked his bitch she sucked my dick don't take it personal; I pop my glock and drop his top like a convertible. Think he tupac with the juice...'Til he Bishop on the roof!
  2. ChronicB Yung Blood
    Happened to stumble back upon ye and yep. Still a bunch of demented fuckers.
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just finished the "last" chapter of Prison School. What a ride. Only bad part was most the damn cavalry arc. This twist was pretty good, but at the end the author mentioned it would be getting a better epilogue in April. Maybe Prison College will actually be created.

    Still hoping for a Kiyoshi x Hana ending, the OTP.
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Hey, if you left drugs somewhere that's really dangerous to reach and someone died trying to get it, could you get in trouble? I just want to lead to someone's death and get away with it.

    There's some precedent for it:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine

    Typically only applies to injuries to children but if it could be demonstrated that injury was your intent I'm pretty sure that'd count as murder.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck. Goddamn children. Just for that I should focus my efforts on murdering them and getting away with it.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    I wanna bargain
    'Bout to hit Cali
    I want an X pill
    I want a molly
    I'ma get seasick
    From these diamonds
    Eyes locked in
    I would climb in
    She 'bout to climax (yeah)
    Put the doors in knap sacks
    Put some ice on a basic bitch
    Put some hundreds in gem clips
    Freaky in my car
    Maybach seat massage skrrt, skrrt
    Backseat turn to bump
    Security outside like a guard
    Securin' my spot, I'm a dog
    Securin' the spot like a guard
    I'm a big B like a wasp
    Can't come to me, I'm a boss
    400 racks on my car
    Got a old mink on the floor
    King Tut gotta say it's old
    Spend a milli' at a store
    Tat my ribs like King Tut's
    Caught my first body, I was a man from there
    Nigga tried to take my money, I left his ass in there
    Then hopped inside the Jag, I did the dash, you know that
    I ain't gon' stay on no scene, I let my lawyer handle that
  7. Originally posted by Malice Fuck. Goddamn children. Just for that I should focus my efforts on murdering them and getting away with it.

    you're not a psychopath. you're an autist who's angry at the world for being born defective, and that is apparently your redemption
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn check out this fine bitch(RIP) :

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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Smoked too much my first time. Made the mistake of expecting the effects to kick in too fast. There's a clear non-specific general amplifier effect, but it's excessive to the point where it detracts from falling asleep due to stimulation. I mean, I'm not extremely high, but definitely more than I'd like to be. Feels like a nuisance.

    I hate visiting ghetto clubs. It feels so out of place and shady, I also don't trust the accuracy of strains or quality. I also don't feel comfortable around those kinds of people, like an anxious sheltered nerdy white kid from a religious conservative family. They play awful music and there are too many minorities. I would prefer not to support or interact with those kinds of people.
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    u pussy smoke more get ur tolerance back up 2 scratch
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  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hmm, on the other hand, it may be working for my PTSD. Now let's just see how it goes for sleep when I feel less...intensified. It's almost like turning the knob on the HD vision(all senses) of life. The next few sessions should be mellower anyway. I can't remember the last time I smoked, it was months ago. Let's see how it affects the subjective experience of the finales of the objective masterpiece Monster Musume. Ah, writing also seems to be easier. Effect on depression, reduction in various autistic deficits, and it has been shown to substantially affect social symptoms in animal models of autism. Of course there's anxiety reduction as well, even at a level higher than I'd prefer (They call me mellow Mal (quite rightly)) independent of the PTSD related cluster of symptoms it affects. On the other hand, I feel more withdrawn and mind oriented than normal, more autistic, in a way. I certainly don't seem to be the kind of person that would enjoy being high around others, although of course I never enjoy being around others sober as well, the discomfort is simply amplified, in a manner, although it lacks the normal chronic sense of anger and aggression toward the human race.

    You should also note how its affecting my communication style as well, the character of my writing. Hmm, seems to be a reduction in ADD symptoms as well, or at least the flow or writing and concentration on it is substantially improved.

    Any suggestions for what I should do? Anything you want me to monitor. This is valuable data, I am a living science experiment.
  12. bling bling Dark Matter
    if u drop an edible first than wait than smoke its like smoking air u dont feel it
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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You know, given how avoidant I truly am IRL, the rarity of social interaction outside of family, that of a near-hikikomori and former full-blown one, this recent experience really made it apparent how much I prefer white people and a professional atmosphere.

    "This recent experience really made it apparent how much I prefer white people and a professional atmosphere." - Review by Malice
  14. Evolution tried really hard to prevent you malice
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Hmm, on the other hand, it may be working for my PTSD. Now let's just see how it goes for sleep when I feel less…intensified. It's almost like turning the knob on the HD vision(all senses) of life. The next few sessions should be mellower anyway. I can't remember the last time I smoked, it was months ago. Let's see how it affects the subjective experience of the finales of the objective masterpiece Monster Musume. Ah, writing also seems to be easier. Effect on depression, reduction in various autistic deficits, and it has been shown to substantially affect social symptoms in animal models of autism. Of course there's anxiety reduction as well, even at a level higher than I'd prefer (They call me mellow Mal (quite rightly)) independent of the PTSD related cluster of symptoms it affects. On the other hand, I feel more withdrawn and mind oriented than normal, more autistic, in a way. I certainly don't seem to be the kind of person that would enjoy being high around others, although of course I never enjoy being around others sober as well, the discomfort is simply amplified, in a manner, although it lacks the normal chronic sense of anger and aggression toward the human race.

    You should also note how its affecting my communication style as well, the character of my writing. Hmm, seems to be a reduction in ADD symptoms as well, or at least the flow or writing and concentration on it is substantially improved.

    Any suggestions for what I should do? Anything you want me to monitor. This is valuable data, I am a living science experiment.

    You overthink shit, dude. Plain and simple.
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  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, you know how there was a general different "sense" of what it was you to be in certain phases of your life? What if marijuana somehow transports you to a younger age? Or maybe the feeling is more akin to being lost in a nostalgic daydream about the past.

    Marijuana and time perception, memory functions, there's a vast amount of literature available.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Evolution tried really hard to prevent you malice



    I'm going to meme you to death if you don't watch it.
  18. Sounds like the sort of ponderings i had when i was 13 and had just started messing with weed.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm speckles worst nightmare




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  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Sounds like the sort of ponderings i had when i was 13 and had just started messing with weed.

    What do you wonder about now, §m£ÂgØL?

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