The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-08 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #6541
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i went to some german resturant with my bday with 7 family members, i was so tempted to rub my 37 y/o cousin's exposed skin sitting next to me the entire time she turned me on. also i drank 2 liters of beer in a boot
2. 2018-01-08 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #6542
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i went to some german resturant with my bday with 7 family members, i was so tempted to rub my 37 y/o cousin's exposed skin sitting next to me the entire time she turned me on. also i drank 2 liters of beer in a boot

   
   Should have done it, pussy.
3. 2018-01-08 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #6543
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Should have done it, pussy.

   
   not like you would've since you're so fucking cringey and repulsive
4. 2018-01-08 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #6544
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   my dummy pills made me fat lel
   
   look falcon not a single subhumans mudskin in this pic
5. 2018-01-08 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #6545
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the cousin i wanted to molest is the one right next to me
6. 2018-01-08 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #6546
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Every day makes a point of fentanyl going up my nose seem like a better and better idea
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7. 2018-01-08 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #6547
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Every day makes a point of fentanyl going up my nose seem like a better and better idea

   
   just snort street heroin until you get lucky
8. 2018-01-08 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #6548
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i cant wait for LSD to relapse (he will) so he fatally ODs off a fentalog (50% chance he will)
9. 2018-01-08 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #6549
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Damn Sploo I think you're the only person in your family who isn't old as shit.
10. 2018-01-08 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #6550
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus not like you would've since you're so fucking cringey and repulsive

    
    Uh, I'm not the one so devoid of sexual contact that I'm sexually attracted to a cousin that's 16 years older than me. I've never been at that point, you fucking loser.
11. 2018-01-08 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #6551
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    because my cousins arent sand niggers some of them are actually pretty hot even in their 30s
    
    and apparently MILFs are not a thing for your low IQ argument quasi logic
12. 2018-01-08 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #6552
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus because my cousins arent sand niggers some of them are actually pretty hot even in their 30s
    
    and apparently MILFs are not a thing for your low IQ argument quasi logic

    
    A lot of my cousin's would be considered very objectively attractive. Some of them are quite beautiful. But you know, sitting close to one doesn't make me want to "rub their skin". That's not the case for any normal person. That's what sexually deprived losers like you do, m8.
13. 2018-01-08 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #6553
    

    F.E. Allen P-TRANNY
    
    
    Yeah, this is pretty much what I imagine sploo's family looking like
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14. 2018-01-08 at 2 AM UTC

    #6554
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wonder how Sploo's family views him.
15. 2018-01-08 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #6555
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ha, you really do look fat, sploo. Total moonface.
16. 2018-01-08 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #6556
    RestStop Space Nigga
    
17. 2018-01-08 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #6557
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn Bby you can suck my soul any time :
    
    
18. 2018-01-08 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #6558
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i am so fuckin hungover uggghhhhhhhhh what do
19. 2018-01-08 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #6559
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Ha, you really do look fat, sploo. Total moonface.

    
    You have a birth defect
20. 2018-01-08 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #6560
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon A lot of my cousin's would be considered very objectively attractive. Some of them are quite beautiful. But you know, sitting close to one doesn't make me want to "rub their skin". That's not the case for any normal person. That's what sexually deprived losers like you do, m8.

    
    I see attractive women every day, why wouldn't I find my cousin attractive? We're not in Pakistan, not every woman has to wear a burka