The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-07 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #6481
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter never add to one of malice's brilliant notes ever again.

   
   Shut up, retard.
2. 2018-01-07 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #6482
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Shut up, retard.

   
   YOUR SKIN IS BROWN
3. 2018-01-07 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #6483
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice Random note: Women have unnervingly weak handshakes. It's really unpleasant.

   
   How many women's hands have you shaken?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-01-07 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #6484
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh, geez Lanny, as if I'm never in situations where I do it out of politeness, such as when around family. I did move in with my father about a month ago and we've been visiting family for about 2 weeks now, you know.
   
   Fuck Marx. He lead to more death and destruction than almost anyone in history.
5. 2018-01-07 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #6485
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   manny <3
6. 2018-01-07 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #6486
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Owie owie ow ow ow.
   
   For some reason my nipples/areola have been getting really dry and irritated for months.
   
   I need Enter's young supple tongue to keep them moisturized.
7. 2018-01-07 at 6 AM UTC

   #6487
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Seriously, I just had to rub shea butter onto them.
8. 2018-01-07 at 6:01 AM UTC

   #6488
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter YOUR SKIN IS BROWN

   
   Excellent observation, Enter. Next, we'll teach you numbers!
9. 2018-01-07 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #6489
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   1, 2, FUCK YOU!
10. 2018-01-07 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #6490
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, imagine being a midget and using special effects artistry, a hyper-realistic silicone mask, to sneak into the lowest grade you could and get away with doing the most outlandish shit you could, captured by a hidden recording device.
    
    This would make for a great show.
11. 2018-01-07 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #6491
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    how old are you malice? 28?
    
    when did you join totse and why?
12. 2018-01-07 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #6492
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, geez Lanny, as if I'm never in situations where I do it out of politeness, such as when around family. I did move in with my father about a month ago and we've been visiting family for about 2 weeks now, you know.

    
    Do you shake the hands of your family members? IDK, it's really pretty rare for me to shake someone's hand outside of a business context, it just seems odd. Whose hand did you shake that made you post that?
    
    

    Fuck Marx. He lead to more death and destruction than almost anyone in history.

    
    Marx never killed anyone as far as I know. Stalinism is not Marxism so his ideas didn't kill anyone either. And even if it was, even given the staggering number of deaths resulting from the Russian revolution, more people have died as a result of the capitalist ideology than than any other in the modern era.
13. 2018-01-07 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #6493
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny it's really pretty rare for me to shake someone's hand outside of a business context

    
    what the fuck
    
    have you never been to a--
    
    *thinks back to when he constantly made fun of zok, causing him to ultimately shut down zoklet*
    
    you're doing a great job, lan lan.
14. 2018-01-07 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #6494
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You people attempt to blame literally everything on capitalism. The vast majority can't even give a coherent definition of it. In their mind it's essentially "When the rich people do the bad stuff."
15. 2018-01-07 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #6495
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Lanny Marx never killed anyone as far as I know. Stalinism is not Marxism so his ideas didn't kill anyone either. And even if it was, even given the staggering number of deaths resulting from the Russian revolution, more people have died as a result of the capitalist ideology than than any other in the modern era.

    
    Capitalist ideology has killed more people than any other. Says the doughy tech kid sitting in a high rise apartment in the middle of San Francisco.
    
    Tell me, would your job exist without capitalism?
16. 2018-01-07 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #6496
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, it's really pretty rare for me to shake someone's hand outside of a business context, it just seems odd.

    
    You probably come off as the kind of guy that's always alone and can't get off without prostate stimulation. Of course they'd avoid it with you.
17. 2018-01-07 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #6497
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Capitalist ideology has killed more people than any other. Says the doughy tech kid sitting in a high rise apartment in the middle of San Francisco.
    
    Tell me, would your job exist without capitalism?

    
    Lanny has literally admitted he views himself akin to a rank and file Nazi soldier. He's spineless.
18. 2018-01-07 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #6498
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Malice Lanny has literally admitted he views himself akin to a rank and file Nazi soldier. He's spineless.

    
    That seems a bit far fetched. Quote?
19. 2018-01-07 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #6499
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by D4NG0 That seems a bit far fetched. Quote?

    
    https://niggasin.space/thread/19458?p=1#post-318612
20. 2018-01-07 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #6500
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by D4NG0 That seems a bit far fetched. Quote?

    
    Here you go:
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny "Parasite" implies a certain kind of legitimacy to the object of parasitism which I wouldn't agree with. As opposed to a parasite, I prefer to think of myself as a rank and file Nazi solider, participating in and profiting from evil although indirectly and I mean hey, we all gotta eat at the end of the day right? I certainly don't think working in the financial industry is a good thing but it would be pretty hypocritical to say don't do it if you're looking for a high pay-to-effort ratio gig.