The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-05 at 7:39 AM UTC

   #6341
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bleh, can't sleep

   
   That's what the chron-chron is for, my man.
2. 2018-01-05 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #6342
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ Let's talk about something, I can't either sleep.
   
   Nobody ever asked mmmmmmmQuestions any questions. Have you any?

   
   what's ur fave thing 2 do in teh snow
3. 2018-01-05 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #6343
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Malice That's what the chron-chron is for, my man.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by D4NG0 what's ur fave thing 2 do in teh snow

   
   Overall? Snowmobile.
   
   Lately? Nothing. Just walk in it I guess on my way to work.
   
   Yourself?
4. 2018-01-05 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #6344
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Let's talk about something, I can't either sleep.
   
   Nobody ever asked mmmmmmmQuestions any questions. Have you any?

   
   What are your religious beliefs?
5. 2018-01-05 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #6345
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by D4NG0 What reasons did they give for you being a chick?

   
   IDK, just that I seemed believable or whatever.
   
   

   Originally posted by Enter lanny how many flirty PM's did you receive

   
   IDK, maybe like 10 or so? It wasn't a deluge but it surprised me. Like I never hinted I was interested or romantically available or anything (being a dude and all) but that didn't stop some folks. I guess zoklet couples were a thing so it was worth taking a shot if you're desperate enough.
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ ZOMG TRIGGEREDDDD!

   
   triggered like a fictional feline with a sprint in its tail.
6. 2018-01-05 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #6346
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice That's what the chron-chron is for, my man.

   
   I just popped a couple of mellies, hope they knock me out.
7. 2018-01-05 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #6347
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon What are your religious beliefs?

   
   Blech. Pretty sure you already know.
8. 2018-01-05 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #6348
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by mmQ Lately? Nothing. Just walk in it I guess on my way to work.

   
   How far do you have to walk through snow to get to work? Are the sidewalks clear or do you have to tie tennis rackets to your feet?
9. 2018-01-05 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #6349
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanted to make Lanny my nerd waifu. Then I realized he is a guy and the only thing that changed is that I wanted to make him my nerd husbando.
10. 2018-01-05 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #6350
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Blech. Pretty sure you already know.

    
    Nope. Elaborate on them and tell me how you got to believing what you believe, and why.
11. 2018-01-05 at 7:51 AM UTC

    #6351
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lanny How far do you have to walk through snow to get to work? Are the sidewalks clear or do you have to tie tennis rackets to your feet?

    
    I work like a quarter mile from my residence. And no, drive snowmobile there with tennis rackets in either hand for attention purposes.
12. 2018-01-05 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #6352
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Nope. Elaborate on them and tell me how you got to believing what you believe, and why.

    
    Yes I have told you this. Don't patronize me Falco. Cmon. I am agnostic. I don't believe one way or the other. Like literally 50% because the big bang seems dumb to me. But I don't know. I certainly don't believe in any specific religious god. I quite simply don't know. Can't pretend to claim to.
13. 2018-01-05 at 8:18 AM UTC

    #6353
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Late night classic insomnia radio. It sounds better than I remember.
    
    
14. 2018-01-05 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #6354
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    just listen to disintegration loops or something.
15. 2018-01-05 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #6355
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I thrashed so hard I threw up in my mouth.
16. 2018-01-05 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #6356
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I just had a great business idea. It somewhat reminds me of a Japanese stress relief business where people paid to absolutely wreck rooms, destroy anything they wanted in there.
    
    Imagine if you paid to have Black people/niggers to sit behind a shatter proof glass wall, looking as niggerish as possible, and yell every racist thing, the worst insults imaginable, to your heart's content.
    
    NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER!!!
    
    Just imagine it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2018-01-05 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #6357
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny just listen to disintegration loops or something.

    
    Holy fuck, it just goes on and on. Where's the variety?
18. 2018-01-05 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #6358
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Malice I just had a great business idea. It somewhat reminds me of a Japanese stress relief business where people paid to absolutely wreck rooms, destroy anything they wanted in there.
    
    Imagine if you paid to have Black people/niggers to sit behind a shatter proof glass wall, looking as niggerish as possible, and yell every racist thing, the worst insults imaginable, to your heart's content.
    
    NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER!!!
    
    Just imagine it.

    
    Would they be able to hear the insults?
19. 2018-01-05 at 9:41 AM UTC

    #6359
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Of course!
20. 2018-01-05 at 9:43 AM UTC

    #6360
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    will the niggers know that they're part of the business? or just led into the room by a trail of fried chicken?