The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-05 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #6321
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by mmQ Do the literal opposite. ?

   
   Yeah, but if I have 5 different coins, that's 5 different fees to pay. So maybe whenever I want to pull out, I just switch them all to BTC or ETH, pull that to a wallet for like $10 and then cash that out. Probably would cost less.
   
   Damn, this shit is stressful.
2. 2018-01-05 at 7:06 AM UTC

   #6322
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   But then I have coins just sitting on an exchange... Fuck.
3. 2018-01-05 at 7:06 AM UTC

   #6323
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I've answered this question, from you, like at least twice before. Do you want me to tell you again?

   
   Yes'm.
4. 2018-01-05 at 7:06 AM UTC

   #6324
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery But then I have coins just sitting on an exchange… Fuck.

   
   Cash out.
5. 2018-01-05 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #6325
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've decide that if I make all the money I've lost back gambling, I'll use it to go see a prostitute.
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6. 2018-01-05 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #6326
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ah shit... i'm tripping from a hit of acid i found in a fild folder in my old desk.. Fortunatly, I have clonazolam on hand
7. 2018-01-05 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #6327
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Enter Yes'm.

   
   Well, like I said before, it started as a joke. I assumed people knew I wasn't a girl so when I posted a pic and people believed it I was kinda amused and rolled with it. I got to know a couple of people "as a girl" and it got more and more awkward to be like "lol, that was just a joke, dudes I've been hanging out with on IRC with almost every day for two months" so I just went with it. I guess internet friends are for fags or whatever but I did actually consider a few of the people I knew on zoklet and related media to be friends, didn't want to embarrass them or myself, and that way that.
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8. 2018-01-05 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #6328
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick ah shit… i'm tripping from a hit of acid i found in a fild folder in my old desk.. Fortunatly, I have clonazolam on hand

   
   Oh yeah I forgot about PMing you. You don't still have my address? For that 1mg of clozn
9. 2018-01-05 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #6329
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick ah shit… i'm tripping from a hit of acid i found in a fild folder in my old desk.. Fortunatly, I have clonazolam on hand

   
   Is this the "family and friends died" stash or the "apocalypse" stash?
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2018-01-05 at 7:16 AM UTC

    #6330
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Well, like I said before, it started as a joke. I assumed people knew I wasn't a girl so when I posted a pic and people believed it I was kinda amused and rolled with it. I got to know a couple of people "as a girl" and it got more and more awkward to be like "lol, that was just a joke, dudes I've been hanging out with on IRC with almost every day for two months" so I just went with it. I guess internet friends are for fags or whatever but I did actually consider a few of the people I knew on zoklet and related media to be friends, didn't want to embarrass them or myself, and that way that.

    
    and everyone fell for it but me.
    
    do you know why i didn't fall for it.
    
    because you posted intelligently.
11. 2018-01-05 at 7:20 AM UTC

    #6331
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Enter and everyone fell for it but me.
    
    do you know why i didn't fall for it.
    
    because you posted intelligently.

    
    Ayn Rand was an intelligent girl. How'd you know it wasn't her?
12. 2018-01-05 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #6332
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Enter and everyone fell for it but me.
    
    do you know why i didn't fall for it.
    
    because you posted intelligently.

    
    Lol, I remember like the monthly "lanny's not a girl" threads you'd make. You even trawled up some hella old posts before I started pretending to be a girl. Must have taken fucking forever to find those, I think I had like 20k posts on zoklet
    
    I always felt bad when people would jump in to "defend" me and point out why they thought I was a girl.
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13. 2018-01-05 at 7:23 AM UTC

    #6333
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ayn Rand was a whore who couldn't find a cock to plug up her fat mouth.
14. 2018-01-05 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #6334
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, I remember like the monthly "lanny's not a girl" threads you'd make. You even trawled up some hella old posts before I started pretending to be a girl. Must have taken fucking forever to find those, I think I had like 20k posts on zoklet
    
    I always felt bad when people would jump in to "defend" me and point out why they thought I was a girl.

    
    guarantee that was the only reason you were made a mod, too. fucking cuck admins.
15. 2018-01-05 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #6335
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Lanny I always felt bad when people would jump in to "defend" me and point out why they thought I was a girl.

    
    What reasons did they give for you being a chick?
16. 2018-01-05 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #6336
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by D4NG0 What reasons did they give for you being a chick?

    
    "why would someone lie on the internet?!"
17. 2018-01-05 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #6337
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lanny how many flirty PM's did you receive
18. 2018-01-05 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #6338
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lanny Ayn Rand was a whore who couldn't find a cock to plug up her fat mouth.

    
    ZOMG TRIGGEREDDDD!
19. 2018-01-05 at 7:35 AM UTC

    #6339
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bleh, can't sleep
20. 2018-01-05 at 7:39 AM UTC

    #6340
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's talk about something, I can't either sleep.
    
    Nobody ever asked mmmmmmmQuestions any questions. Have you any?