The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-31 at 2:40 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2017-12-31 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I dont care what anyone says, I have 1.5 million in the bank I'm telling people I'm rich.
3. 2017-12-31 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   china will crush usa
4. 2017-12-31 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist how did you know i am the second coming of jesus christ? i've never mentioned it on here before, ever.
   
   
   
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   lmao
5. 2017-12-31 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #5905
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   judge on ur death day the angel of justice was my sensei
6. 2017-12-31 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #5906
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist omg you didn't just take one of my comical comebacks and try to recycle it to be funny did you?
   
   lololololololol
   
   
   
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   ??? Did you finally snap and lose your mind?
7. 2017-12-31 at 5:05 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon ??? Did you finally snap and lose your mind?

   
   i lost my mind long before you were even born son
   
   
   
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8. 2017-12-31 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #5908
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist i lost my mind long before you were even born son
   
   
   
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   Edgy
9. 2017-12-31 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #5909
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's offialy NYE. Drinking an $8 bottle of champagne.
10. 2017-12-31 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #5910
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick It's offialy NYE. Drinking an $8 bottle of champagne.

    
    what kind of shitty champagne you drinking that only costs $8, lol?
    
    
    
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11. 2017-12-31 at 5:45 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-12-31 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #5912
    twistquest Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Coming back from the club with my homie and a bitch and got a Muslim uber driver who recognized me and knew I was high as fuck, he was passive aggressive all the way, I responded by being as polite, courteous, friendly and sober as humanly possible, I didn't give him a tip either.
    
    Edit: https://streamable.com/y50hp
    
    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-12-01T06:47:01.787914+00:00

    
    No one gives a shit; kill yourself.
13. 2017-12-31 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #5913
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Y'all can suck my duck.
14. 2017-12-31 at 6:46 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Edgy

    
    look, can you just stop embarrassing our community?
    
    
    
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15. 2017-12-31 at 6:56 AM UTC

    #5915
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick It's offialy NYE. Drinking an $8 bottle of champagne.

    
    I've quit drinking but I got a bottle of everclear to make extracts and it's calling my name
16. 2017-12-31 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #5916
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What kind of extracts?
17. 2017-12-31 at 8:13 AM UTC

    #5917
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What kind of extracts?

    
    kys shilly flungu!
18. 2017-12-31 at 8:15 AM UTC

    #5918
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What kind of extracts?

    
    Herbal extracts. Was thinking of trying kava or Crouton extract. I probably ought to just leave well enough alone though
19. 2017-12-31 at 8:21 AM UTC

    #5919
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A kava extract would be lovely. I hate making all that tea.
20. 2017-12-31 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #5920
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Herbal extracts. Was thinking of trying kava or Crouton extract. I probably ought to just leave well enough alone though

    
    im ordering kava and Crouton currently
    
    psuedodrugs that are actually pretty good
    
    have you tried any white vein Crouton? ive done the reds and they didnt interest me too much, im guessing white might be amphetamine-like, which is why i ordered it