The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-29 at 9:39 AM UTC

   #5761
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † Dear EA, Electronic Arts…..
   
   …
   
   Fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck everything you are. Fuck your network protection and fuck the damn cunts trying to fry your servers. I was in a qualifying match and had a couple hundred bucks in trades going on that are all fucked now. What's your goddamn problem, nigga? I swear I wish you nothing but the worst you rotten fucking cunts. Fuck you.
   
   How am I supposed to fake making a living playing vidya when your shit don't work? Fuck you. Fuck the hole you crawled out of. Fuck the hole you crawl back into with that gigantic sack full of cash. I hope it suffocates you. I hope it's cursed money. Hahahaha….
   
   I hope for an afterlife because I know you'll have it worse than me. Please, one of the powers that move the worlds, I'm begging you, serve them justice. Make right again all that has been defiled by those unworthy swine. Fucking nigger tits. I can't even..fucking…
   
   
   Seriously, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck. You. Pieces of shit.

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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2. 2017-12-29 at 9:41 AM UTC

   #5762
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † What does a fucking server even do that's so hard? Why do I need a fucking server in my game? You fucking nigger.
   
   I can't play a fucking mobile game offline anymore. Whuwhuwha what is this shit? I'm fucking losing it. Why? We used to have great fucking times without shit like this. Why did you have to change. I don't even know you anymore and to be honest I'm not even sure if I want to at this point.
   
   "Yea, that's why I retro game… just bought this used Amiga for 3 grand"… why are fucking SNES games so fucking expensive now? "Collectables" "mint condition" "deadstock"… I want to smash a crowbar right through your cranium you piece of shit.

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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3. 2017-12-29 at 9:41 AM UTC

   #5763
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † I give up. I can't ennoy anything else. I've tried kost things that come to mind. I have lived a lot. All nice and good but I'd much rather just get high on all the drugs and play video games that actually fucking work.
   
   I have detoxed Benzos for THIS??.. Like I'm actually sober so I'm supposed to feel better about shit but fuck. What the fuck. This is bullshit. Dogshit. It's shit.
   
   If someone ever suggests to you to not do whatever the fuck you want punt the nigger in the sack. Don't listen to them. They don't know. They have never spent an entire week watching the sunrise every day, reloading on their favorite uppers, downers and inbetweeners. They don't know. They just don't know.

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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4. 2017-12-29 at 9:43 AM UTC

   #5764
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   ur dad a game
5. 2017-12-29 at 9:43 AM UTC

   #5765
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † I fucking would never work a day in my life and waste away infront of a screen if that shit ACTUALLY WORKED MOTHERFUCKER….
   
   
   Yo… Fuck.

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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6. 2017-12-29 at 9:44 AM UTC

   #5766
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † Even their support is down. I can't even send them hatemail. If I don't get some kind of compensation for the shit I lost I'll go Newjack on them.
   
   I'm in physical pain right now. If this isn't world wide and I got fucked out of weekend champions I'll murder someone.

   its only a game
   
   
   
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7. 2017-12-29 at 9:44 AM UTC

   #5767
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † I have also reached Synhalla. The Beyond.
   
   After vaping syncans non-stop for the past 6 months(?) I don't ever come down again. There is no up either, though. I'm moving between straight planes. No, they move around me. It's hard to tell from where I'm at, y'know.
   
   Aww man, I'm soooo bored.

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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8. 2017-12-29 at 9:45 AM UTC

   #5768
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † I don't have a computer…. well, I actually do again but it's just for work. I can't game on it.
   
   I need muh Playstation! Now!

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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9. 2017-12-29 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #5769
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † Actually, I only want to play FIFA. Is that too much to ask?
   
   I'm such a fucking hardcore borderliner. This makes me so mad.

   
   its only a game
   
   
   
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10. 2017-12-29 at 9:47 AM UTC

    #5770
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm just laying on my couch, vaping cyber ganj, listening to the shitty FIFA soundtrack, hitting refresh like Scrawny's mom did the pipe when she was preggo with him
    
    I need my fix, nigga!

    
    its only a game
    
    
    
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11. 2017-12-29 at 9:47 AM UTC

    #5771
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RisiR † The psychward? I did. I'm just fly for a high guy so I can leave whenever I want. I actually checked out today for good. Or at least until I got some work related stuff down. Then I go back. It's pretty chilled. I had Lama therapy. They are pretty boring.

    
    its only a game
    
    
    
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12. 2017-12-29 at 9:49 AM UTC

    #5772
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by bling bling ur dad a game

    
    yeah well my dad says your dad hangs round the toilets in the park coz e's a gay
    
    
    
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13. 2017-12-29 at 9:58 AM UTC

    #5773
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist its only a game

    
    
14. 2017-12-29 at 10:09 AM UTC

    #5774
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    yeah that's what i just said
    
    
    
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15. 2017-12-29 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #5775
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mmQ Remember when you didn't say sunglasses?

    
    Why would I say sunglasses?
16. 2017-12-29 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #5776
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why would I say sunglasses?

    
    For the same reason you wouldn't say meat, or cheese.
17. 2017-12-29 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #5777
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter kek, good idea.
    
    i wanna watch some chef ramsay. what's his best show?

    
    Kitchen Nightmares. He goes in gross restaurants and finds dead rats and stuff and roasts people for it.
18. 2017-12-29 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #5778
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    i saw sum cubes lol
19. 2017-12-30 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #5779
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Has anyone else had unusually strong orgasms in their sleep? Unfortunately when I woke up I checked and I did indeed jizz myself.
20. 2017-12-30 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #5780
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Malice Has anyone else had unusually strong orgasms in their sleep? Unfortunately when I woke up I checked and I did indeed jizz myself.

    
    Bitch