2017-12-28 at 4:44 PM UTC
started losin weight and lettin everbody hit it
2017-12-28 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
12 out of 50.
GTFO normie, REEEEEE!
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2017-12-28 at 10:06 PM UTC
Dear EA, Electronic Arts.....
...
Fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck everything you are. Fuck your network protection and fuck the damn cunts trying to fry your servers. I was in a qualifying match and had a couple hundred bucks in trades going on that are all fucked now. What's your goddamn problem, nigga? I swear I wish you nothing but the worst you rotten fucking cunts. Fuck you.
How am I supposed to fake making a living playing vidya when your shit don't work? Fuck you. Fuck the hole you crawled out of. Fuck the hole you crawl back into with that gigantic sack full of cash. I hope it suffocates you. I hope it's cursed money. Hahahaha....
I hope for an afterlife because I know you'll have it worse than me. Please, one of the powers that move the worlds, I'm begging you, serve them justice. Make right again all that has been defiled by those unworthy swine. Fucking nigger tits. I can't even..fucking...
Seriously, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck. You. Pieces of shit.
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2017-12-28 at 10:08 PM UTC
i get gnarly nystagmus from smoking DMT
2017-12-28 at 10:13 PM UTC
What does a fucking server even do that's so hard? Why do I need a fucking server in my game? You fucking nigger.
I can't play a fucking mobile game offline anymore. Whuwhuwha what is this shit? I'm fucking losing it. Why? We used to have great fucking times without shit like this. Why did you have to change. I don't even know you anymore and to be honest I'm not even sure if I want to at this point.
"Yea, that's why I retro game... just bought this used Amiga for 3 grand"... why are fucking SNES games so fucking expensive now? "Collectables" "mint condition" "deadstock"... I want to smash a crowbar right through your cranium you piece of shit.
2017-12-28 at 10:21 PM UTC
I give up. I can't ennoy anything else. I've tried kost things that come to mind. I have lived a lot. All nice and good but I'd much rather just get high on all the drugs and play video games that actually fucking work.
I have detoxed Benzos for THIS??.. Like I'm actually sober so I'm supposed to feel better about shit but fuck. What the fuck. This is bullshit. Dogshit. It's shit.
If someone ever suggests to you to not do whatever the fuck you want punt the nigger in the sack. Don't listen to them. They don't know. They have never spent an entire week watching the sunrise every day, reloading on their favorite uppers, downers and inbetweeners. They don't know. They just don't know.
2017-12-28 at 10:23 PM UTC
I fucking would never work a day in my life and waste away infront of a screen if that shit ACTUALLY WORKED MOTHERFUCKER....
Yo... Fuck.
2017-12-28 at 10:30 PM UTC
Even their support is down. I can't even send them hatemail. If I don't get some kind of compensation for the shit I lost I'll go Newjack on them.
I'm in physical pain right now. If this isn't world wide and I got fucked out of weekend champions I'll murder someone.
2017-12-28 at 10:41 PM UTC
I have also reached Synhalla. The Beyond.
After vaping syncans non-stop for the past 6 months(?) I don't ever come down again. There is no up either, though. I'm moving between straight planes. No, they move around me. It's hard to tell from where I'm at, y'know.
Aww man, I'm soooo bored.
2017-12-28 at 10:45 PM UTC
Actually, I only want to play FIFA. Is that too much to ask?
I'm such a fucking hardcore borderliner. This makes me so mad.
2017-12-28 at 10:47 PM UTC
hai risarrr i thot u dun ursself in
2017-12-28 at 10:47 PM UTC
I'm just laying on my couch, vaping cyber ganj, listening to the shitty FIFA soundtrack, hitting refresh like Scrawny's mom did the pipe when she was preggo with him
I need my fix, nigga!
2017-12-28 at 10:49 PM UTC
u cool yoh my oil not come yet i dunk like 6 cans of cider kust taking a brek from watching druknedn master to lisen mondays
2017-12-28 at 10:50 PM UTC
cOKSZ
Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-12-28T22:53:50.622623+00:00
2017-12-28 at 10:53 PM UTC
bro the feds beeen my hosuse like 3 times on the 12th they was a right dikead they stolen myt tiger plant :CCC