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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic It's the oppposite where I live, UPS is on point but FedEx doesn't even make an effort, every time they just slap a fucking sticker on the door then bounce

    This unfortunately.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm guessing LSD hit his mom because she weened him off of her titty the first night she dropped his ass from her cooch at the truck stop she was working.

    Wrong
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I just Amazon.. apparently someone is working overtime on the 24th because the package is coming in .

    And it aint gonna be USPS I know this.. so it's Fed X or UPS.

    I have seen UPS trucks at like 11pm driving around near christmas time, on the 24th. they need time to return to base and finish up and clock out at 12am because the Union strictly forbids them to work on Christmas. so I believe 11pm is the latest

    I think they do this because most Christians will be up for Midnight Mass.

    Wrong
  4. Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats fair reasoning but most christians don't stay up for midnight mass. 2 years ago I did for the first time in my life. My friend man titties from rdfrn text me asking me what i was doing (he's a church goer himself) and I said at midnight mass and he couldn't believe it.

    Most fun I've ever had in church though to be honest. good times.

    Yea.. it is. I would even go to Catholic Services on Midnight Mass because their churches are far more ornate than our protestant church was. even though it's pretty cool itself.
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Yea.. it is. I would even go to Catholic Services on Midnight Mass because their churches are far more ornate than our protestant church was. even though it's pretty cool itself.

    Wrong
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby why do you always have to post about me, fucko?

    no one posts about you unless it is to degrade, humiliate, or berate you.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop The cutoff was the 20th to get it by christmas…which is kind of a dumb promise because they don't work sunday or monday so it's basically Saturday(today) or it's going to be late as fuck.

    i had one order on the 19th and one order on the 20th.

    the 20th order was via USPS and was dropped off early friday (22nd) with my mail

    the 19th order was via UPS (altho via free shipping) and arrived at almost 10pm on the 22nd
  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one posts about you unless it is to degrade, humiliate, or berate you.

    WRONG!
  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock i had one order on the 19th and one order on the 20th.

    the 20th order was via USPS and was dropped off early friday (22nd) with my mail

    the 19th order was via UPS (altho via free shipping) and arrived at almost 10pm on the 22nd

    Bottom faggot detected. It's all good bill I tossed your package in the trash it will get to you eventually
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic It's the oppposite where I live, UPS is on point but FedEx doesn't even make an effort, every time they just slap a fucking sticker on the door then bounce

    the fedex where i live has been good since i moved here.

    - best rates to mail an automotive bumper. UPS wouldnt even take it because of the size
    - fedex never gives me a hassle shipping guns or ammo. UPS wont ship guns and they freak out about ammo
    - fedex has its 'main' office that is only a few miles from my house. UPS is about 45 minutes away in some shit-fest ghetto-town. (a caveat being fedex's branch that ships hazmat is about an hour from me so any time i have hazmat shit sent to me, if im not there to sign for it, i have to call the hazmat dude to get the location of the driver then go chase down the delivery truck. the hazmat dude gave me his direct line...UPS would never do that)
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I just Amazon.. apparently someone is working overtime on the 24th because the package is coming in .

    And it aint gonna be USPS I know this.. so it's Fed X or UPS.

    I have seen UPS trucks at like 11pm driving around near christmas time, on the 24th. they need time to return to base and finish up and clock out at 12am because the Union strictly forbids them to work on Christmas. so I believe 11pm is the latest

    I think they do this because most Christians will be up for Midnight Mass.

    ive seen UPS and USPS trucks out on sundays. i dont remember ever seeing a fedex 'normal' delivery truck, altho ive seen the commercial fedex delivery trucks on sundays.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    OP likes coating his dick in male feces.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ OP likes coating his dick in male feces.

    spread your ass cheeks for me...im going to coat my dick in some of yours.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mmQ OP likes coating his dick in male feces.



    Originally posted by infinityshock spread your ass cheeks for me…im going to coat my dick in some of yours.

  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm speaking to both of you individually separately at the same time collectively.
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm speaking to both of you individually separately at the same time collectively.

    unfortunately not very effectively.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock spread your ass cheeks for me…im going to coat my dick in some of yours.

    Hah. I'd spray diahrrea all over you before you ever got the chance to penetrate me, then I'd leave. Fuck yourself.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock I don't have a girlfriend, you pussy virgin faggot.

  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock i had one order on the 19th and one order on the 20th.

    the 20th order was via USPS and was dropped off early friday (22nd) with my mail

    the 19th order was via UPS (altho via free shipping) and arrived at almost 10pm on the 22nd

    WHICH DRUGS, BRO?
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash WHICH DRUGS, BRO?

    crack, bra.
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