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  1. #81
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock almost 8pm and I still don't have my shit. these faggots need to unfuck themselves.

    I saw more than the usual number of UPS trucks out and about today. in one neighborhood I saw a truck stop at 4 or 5 houses almost in a row. the passenger would grab a couple of boxes from the driver…run to the house…run back to the truck to get another box from the driver…then run to a house next door…the driver would drive to the next house and they did that for several houses.

    Did you call USP by phone?
  2. #82
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Definitely ask for a refund for whatever you paid for shipping. Though I suppose you planned on that anyways. In all seriousness I know dat feel when you're expecting something and it doesn't come for days. It sucks royal(rural?) dick.

    it's UPSs fault for being a bunch of lame faggots and being scares of the wind and rain from irma. like I said earlier...fedex was out delivering.

    I read in the small print somewhere they don't guarantee delivery times when hazardous weather is in their way.

    ffs...mail started up the next day, along with fedex, yet not a single UPS truck was out.
  3. #83
    infinityshock Black Hole
    what the fucking bleeding anus....the UPS truck just literally drove passed my house at a high rate of speed and turned down a side street.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by RestStop Definitely ask for a refund for whatever you paid for shipping. Though I suppose you planned on that anyways. In all seriousness I know dat feel when you're expecting something and it doesn't come for days. It sucks royal(rural?) dick.

    This.

    This fucking shit happened to me last week with my T-PAIN order.

    I probably should've listened to you guys, that stuff has got some hellacious withdrawals
  5. #85
    infinityshock Black Hole
    jesus fuck...they just delivered it after the dude drove passed my house on the opposite side of the road shining a light at my house then stopping two houses away from mine first.
  6. #86
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock it's a bird that has its eggs kicked out of its nest and replaced by an egg from a cuckoo.

    Tha fuck
  7. #87
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That's actually where the term cuckold originally comes from. We just usually use it to mean the human version of that.
  8. #88
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Tha fuck

    fact.
  9. #89
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    so when are you going to review your black dildo package? we've waited so loong
  10. #90
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Great joke, douglas.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #91
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby so when are you going to review your black dildo package? we've waited so loong

    pooch your asshole for me and we can find out.
  12. #92
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Great joke, douglas.

    douglas is a joke
  13. #93
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock douglas is a joke

    Douglas is trying to me a better person.
  14. #94
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by infinityshock what the fucking bleeding anus….the UPS truck just literally drove passed my house at a high rate of speed and turned down a side street.

    Youre going to be hard pressed to get a refund on a ground shipment. Unless the tracking says "OUT FOR DELIVERY", its still in a sorting hub somewhere.

    I think they changed their gameplan bc last time there was a storm/hurricane/whatever the fuck, they delivered pretty much as usual and there were a bunch of accidents/overturned trucks, hijacked trucks, looting and stuff. I was fielding calls all day about lost packages and refund on Next Day/ 2nd Day, etc...

    Kinda can't blame then.
  15. #95
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by infinityshock what the fucking bleeding anus….the UPS truck just literally drove passed my house at a high rate of speed and turned down a side street.

    And being how much you hate our dark skinned "brothas", I thought you might get a kick out of this...

    There are places in Los Angeles (and i imagine in other parts of teh country too), that UPS won't deliver to at certain times when theyre chimping out too hard. When you try to track the package, it'll just say "DELIVERY DELAYED DUE TO CIVIL UNREST". Lol. Like fucking Rwanda or something.

    We always have people calling from the housing projects a few miles from where I work. 90% of the time a package nees to be delivered there, the driver refuses to deliver due to "civil unrest". Hes just tired of niggers talking shit and hassling him, I imagine. lol.
  16. #96
    Just go postal on UPS .. all UPS


    actually don't. that happened recently in San Francisco. bad jk

    666 myself
  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER And being how much you hate our dark skinned "brothas", I thought you might get a kick out of this…

    There are places in Los Angeles (and i imagine in other parts of teh country too), that UPS won't deliver to at certain times when theyre chimping out too hard. When you try to track the package, it'll just say "DELIVERY DELAYED DUE TO CIVIL UNREST". Lol. Like fucking Rwanda or something.

    We always have people calling from the housing projects a few miles from where I work. 90% of the time a package nees to be delivered there, the driver refuses to deliver due to "civil unrest". Hes just tired of niggers talking shit and hassling him, I imagine. lol.

    i dont blame them...i wouldnt want to deliver to those cesspools either.
  18. #98
    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont blame them…i wouldnt want to deliver to those cesspools either.


    it's a loaded situation. honestly regardless of race living in low conditions; they would probably try and rip off the truck just as much as anyone else.

    I think the company might even do this if it's an ongoing thing. Do UPS ever hire security guards in urban blite regions to monitor packages on the go?
  19. #99
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Great joke, douglas.

    you're a ree reee
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 it's a loaded situation. honestly regardless of race living in low conditions; they would probably try and rip off the truck just as much as anyone else.

    I think the company might even do this if it's an ongoing thing. Do UPS ever hire security guards in urban blite regions to monitor packages on the go?

    Nah
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