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Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom Bitches
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2017-09-11 at 12:46 PM UTC
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2017-09-11 at 1:06 PM UTCSome do.. women try to remove it in the states. but I was watching this really gorgeous woman who was a surgeon and explained to women that it's kind of nice to have this.. it holds onto the man's penis and gives pleasure but also keeps a man's dong from slipping out during certain sex positions (My guess, reverse cowgirl)
it's very improper for men to have an attraction to Doctors (I guess female or male) when they're talking about such things. it was a mental reel that lasted the right moment
Originally posted by -SpectraL He's kind of right, in a way. There's too much meat on the sides of the lips. Looks more like a mouth smiling than a vagina. Usually, cunts don't have that much bulk around the flaps.
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2017-09-12 at 11:08 PM UTCtoday my UPS tracking finally gave me a delivery date: tomorrow. a fucking week late.
yesterday the info was still reading as 'severe weather conditions are causing a delay because we're sissy bottom fag bitches'
while i was out-and-about today i saw a few (not as many as i usually see) FedEx delivery trucks and not one single UPS truck. piece of shit faggots. thats why i never ship anything with UPS if i can avoid it and have an actual fedex account. -
2017-09-13 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock today my UPS tracking finally gave me a delivery date: tomorrow. a fucking week late.
yesterday the info was still reading as 'severe weather conditions are causing a delay because we're sissy bottom fag bitches'
while i was out-and-about today i saw a few (not as many as i usually see) FedEx delivery trucks and not one single UPS truck. piece of shit faggots. thats why i never ship anything with UPS if i can avoid it and have an actual fedex account.
Well now that you got your package are you finally going to cram the black dildo up your ass and give a review? You've waited so long for it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-13 at 1:21 AM UTCI hope they bust down his door
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2017-09-13 at 1:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock today my UPS tracking finally gave me a delivery date: tomorrow. a fucking week late.
yesterday the info was still reading as 'severe weather conditions are causing a delay because we're sissy bottom fag bitches'
while i was out-and-about today i saw a few (not as many as i usually see) FedEx delivery trucks and not one single UPS truck. piece of shit faggots. thats why i never ship anything with UPS if i can avoid it and have an actual fedex account.
Somebody sent me a package by FedEx once, and the cock fuck came to the door, didn't bother knocking or ringing, left an "I was here" sticker on my door (which he must have already had ready and filled out), then snuck off and drove away like a useless tit before I could even get to the door. So I look at the notice he left, and it says I have to now go pick it up at their depot, and the depot the dumb fuck took it to is 30 miles away from my home. So I go all the way down there and then discover a lineup 50 people long, all waiting to pick up their packages the stupid dicks had not delivered properly. Then I find out the duties and taxes, service charges, friendship fees, etc. on it are double what the item is worth. So I told them all right there they are bunch of useless fucking tits and I will recommend to everyone I know not to use their services. They are very lucky I didn't beat a couple or a few of them into human hamburger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-13 at 2:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Well now that you got your package are you finally going to cram the black dildo up your ass and give a review? You've waited so long for it.
youre a fucking retard. i havent received a delivery at this point...only the estimated date, you retard.
my package is where it always is. come get it, faggot. -
2017-09-13 at 4:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking retard. i havent received a delivery at this point…only the estimated date, you retard.
my package is where it always is. come get it, faggot.
your asshole doesn't count as a package, it counts as a mail box for my male membrane to cram inside of it, you faggot bitch -
2017-09-13 at 11:08 PM UTCafter not getting my delivery again today i checked the tracking number online and it has changed, yet again, to:
'Scheduled Delivery:
Scheduled delivery information is not available at this time. Please check back later.'
fuck UPS. ill never use them again if i can avoid it. i saw the normal number of fedex trucks out today delivering yet, literally, not a single UPS truck...and ive been looking.
if it werent so late and their office hours sucking so badly id call them and give them a what-for. -
2017-09-13 at 11:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Somebody sent me a package by FedEx once, and the cock fuck came to the door, didn't bother knocking or ringing, left an "I was here" sticker on my door (which he must have already had ready and filled out), then snuck off and drove away like a useless tit before I could even get to the door. So I look at the notice he left, and it says I have to now go pick it up at their depot, and the depot the dumb fuck took it to is 30 miles away from my home. So I go all the way down there and then discover a lineup 50 people long, all waiting to pick up their packages the stupid dicks had not delivered properly. Then I find out the duties and taxes, service charges, friendship fees, etc. on it are double what the item is worth. So I told them all right there they are bunch of useless fucking tits and I will recommend to everyone I know not to use their services. They are very lucky I didn't beat a couple or a few of them into human hamburger.
Fuck his wife.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-14 at 12:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock after not getting my delivery again today i checked the tracking number online and it has changed, yet again, to:
'Scheduled Delivery:
Scheduled delivery information is not available at this time. Please check back later.'
That usually means there was a problem with the address the sender put on the package, such as an incorrect zip code, incorrect street number or incorrect apartment number. -
2017-09-14 at 12:50 AM UTCfuck her hard
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2017-09-14 at 12:51 AM UTCTIGHT FUCKING CHEEKS! MERRPHP ERRRGG MMMMIAERR!
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2017-09-14 at 12:55 AM UTCNow you're just being a repetitive dick.
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2017-09-14 at 12:56 AM UTCHe probably has loose cheeks.
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2017-09-14 at 1:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL That usually means there was a problem with the address the sender put on the package, such as an incorrect zip code, incorrect street number or incorrect apartment number.
no. i order from this company on a regular basis and have never had delivery problems before
the problem is UPS sucks at delivering -
2017-09-14 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock no. i order from this company on a regular basis and have never had delivery problems before
the problem is UPS sucks at delivering
You should verify the address they currently have on file is correct anyways. Someone may have changed it for another customer in error. -
2017-09-14 at 1:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Somebody sent me a package by FedEx once, and the cock fuck came to the door, didn't bother knocking or ringing, left an "I was here" sticker on my door (which he must have already had ready and filled out), then snuck off and drove away like a useless tit before I could even get to the door. So I look at the notice he left, and it says I have to now go pick it up at their depot, and the depot the dumb fuck took it to is 30 miles away from my home. So I go all the way down there and then discover a lineup 50 people long, all waiting to pick up their packages the stupid dicks had not delivered properly. Then I find out the duties and taxes, service charges, friendship fees, etc. on it are double what the item is worth. So I told them all right there they are bunch of useless fucking tits and I will recommend to everyone I know not to use their services. They are very lucky I didn't beat a couple or a few of them into human hamburger.
UPS called me once to come pick up a package. I called them back to find out what the deal was since i didnt have anything that was supposed to be delivered and found out it was my fathers house. (we have similar names)
My father was out of town so I offered to pick it up but they said i couldnt because it had to be his signature.
A few days later, hes delayed from returning so he talks to the UPS-tards to allow me to sign for it and pick it up.
I call the UPS-tards to find out the location address and hours of operation and to verify that I can pick it up. At this point they have no idea what im talking about and that there is no package for me to pick up. wts? if I hadnt called I would have driven to bum-fucked-shitsvilled to pick up their imaginary package for no reason.
A few days later my father returns, calls about the stickers the UPS drivers left on his door, and is given instructions how and where to go pick them up.
He drives to bum-fucked-shitsvilled-times-ten (he lives quite a bit further away from the UPS place than I do) with the stickers to pick up his shit. He gets there and after a significant period of searching, where they cant find his delivery, some high-ranking-muckety-muck does some other investigating and finds out the original package that they called me to come get and left several stickers on his door for him to go get never existed. it turned out the package was supposed to go to my fathers neighbor and some fucktard driver entered something wrong to where my father...and eventually me...were the ones in their system to be the ones who were addressed on the package.
Fucking retards. -
2017-09-14 at 1:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL You should verify the address they currently have on file is correct anyways. Someone may have changed it for another customer in error.
it is correct...its the same address that is always on the order and that also shows up on the confirmation email from the company i ordered from. -
2017-09-14 at 1:16 AM UTC
