The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-23 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #5441
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i smokd it all at once
2. 2017-12-23 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #5442
   

   bling bling Dark Matter

   Originally posted by bling bling

   
   y dont idiets put water before crushing the tab so noob i develep new methods science interspace techniqyes most noobs dont no
   
   havnt seen this brand before tho they melted easy i thout i was gonna get fucked by a anti abuse device but it worked better lol based
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3. 2017-12-23 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #5443
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm a gin and tonic guy at bars. Well gin. Nigga.
4. 2017-12-23 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #5444
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   no1 asked u
5. 2017-12-23 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #5445
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by bling bling

   
   lol, snap, just put mine in the freezer
   
   
   
   
   
   .
6. 2017-12-23 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #5446
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   CASPER - reach out to Gucci's manager and get the raw recordings and beat files
   
   get in touch with my engineer and have him remaster this losslessly. Play this in your ride.
7. 2017-12-23 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #5447
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Alcohol is your friend in that situation. I'm probably going to get a fifth of Wild Turkey 101 and spoil myself. No $10 bottom shelf stuff for the birth of the Lord.

   
   I bid on a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 10 year on ebay to give to my uncle. *fingers crossed*
8. 2017-12-23 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #5448
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat I'm a gin and tonic guy at bars. Well gin. Nigga.

   
   Ditto. I dont want to feel like im having to choke down my drink. Anything straight nowadays feels like magma on my burnt-out esophagus, so thats no go. I really wish I could enjoy whiskey but every time I drink it, I end up feeling absolutely awful. Granted, there are only two drinking speeds for me "Nah ill just have a beer" and "Fuck it- buy the bottle". When I drink whiskey I always end up in that uncomfortable "The ceiling needs to stop spinning already" spot.
9. 2017-12-23 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #5449
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I am addicted
   
   

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10. 2017-12-23 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #5450
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    how to ask girl from work on date
    
    what to do for date
11. 2017-12-23 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #5451
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery how to ask girl from work on date
    
    what to do for date

    
    Pee in her butt
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12. 2017-12-23 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #5452
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    while shitting your pants.
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    • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
13. 2017-12-24 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #5453
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery how to ask girl from work on date
    
    what to do for date

    
    i told you, ask her if she wants an egg platter.
    
    
    
    .
14. 2017-12-24 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #5454
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery how to ask girl from work on date
    
    what to do for date

    
    No one here knows that mexxXXAa!
    
    I'll tell you my strategy. Wait until it becomes overwhelmingly obvious she wants you to ask her to hang then do it and its easy. if that day never comes, I never do it.
    
    LOL
    
    .
    
    What do do for date?
    
    "Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
    Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
    Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
    Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
    
    09 Batman, lights like Catman
    Yellow black diamond's just like Pacman
    Still in the trap so my plug Afghanistan
    
    Take you out to Italy, damn we got some chemistry
    Hundred thousand Nike shoes 'cause you look so good to me
    Thirty thousand swisher blunts 'cause that loud taste good to me"
    
    Stuff like that.
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15. 2017-12-24 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #5455
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'mma take a picture of your butt naked sister.
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16. 2017-12-24 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #5456
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I'mma take a picture of your butt naked sister.

    
    I got my gun.. no time for fun, it's Saturday night slang til I see the sun!
17. 2017-12-24 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #5457
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery how to ask girl from work on date
    
    what to do for date

    
    tell her you were on the news
18. 2017-12-24 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #5458
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus tell her you were on the news

    
    that could actually work
    
    
    
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19. 2017-12-24 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #5459
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery how to ask girl from work on date
    
    what to do for date

    
    Whip your dick out, massaging it, while looking into her eyes.
20. 2017-12-24 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #5460
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Don't take advice from ws