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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon https://player.vimeo.com/video/143299033

    You would keep something like that around.
  2. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Time to get drunk to the point that I wake up with an extension cord connected to three different cell phone chargers in my bed like I did this morning, still have no idea what the fuck I was doing with it.


    Good times. My self identifying anecdote hath been removed
  3. Also damn Fargo you got granite countertops. Nice.
  4. Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick alcohol?… soniamdissappoint.jpg

    Actor you wish you could afford that $12 bottle you mustard stain ass nigga.
  5. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm watching American History X with my half black cousin and my black step(?)cousin. Kek

    Lol @ this.

    Do you wanna fuck either of them at all?
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Actor you wish you could afford that $12 bottle you mustard stain ass nigga.

    We aint need it

    We drink our urine
  7. Originally posted by mashlehash You would keep something like that around.

    And now that you know about Black Salami, you'll keep it up your sleeve too
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  8. on da menu 2nite:

    236mg bundy, a bag of triple X strength spice, a beer, 900mg gabs
  9. also im withdrawing from things i do not understand

    can you get mild wd after only a few days of drinking?
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No
  11. i guess its spice wd then

    the wd detectives

    the addictive potential of fake weed is insane
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Likely the synthetic canns

    I want to say quit playing bingo with what you smoke and get some real powder but I know that's not a good idea
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lol @ this.

    Do you wanna fuck either of them at all?

    Sh
  14. Lol my plug gave me something he calls "the kfc": a kush that's a secret mix of 11 herbs and spices. If I don't post again, this shit killed me.
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol my plug gave me something he calls "the kfc": a kush that's a secret mix of 11 herbs and spices. If I don't post again, this shit killed me.

    Keep me posted
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice I am planning on studying computer science/programming and aiming for a high paying job like Lanny did because I've accepted that I need to be able to support myself and receive more money. The Lanny route via the financial industry does have its appeal; my previous thoughts on what to do with my life were completely unrealistic given the state I was in. I wonder if Lanny considers himself a parasite, given what he enables, and if therefore I would still be viewed as one as well.
    Career goal: High ROI parasitism.

    "Parasite" implies a certain kind of legitimacy to the object of parasitism which I wouldn't agree with. As opposed to a parasite, I prefer to think of myself as a rank and file Nazi solider, participating in and profiting from evil although indirectly and I mean hey, we all gotta eat at the end of the day right? I certainly don't think working in the financial industry is a good thing but it would be pretty hypocritical to say don't do it if you're looking for a high pay-to-effort ratio gig.

    Originally posted by Malice My god, forcing me to take a career I wouldn't choose if it weren't for the necessity of my survival, molding and permeating my life to such an extent. What power capital holds over me.

    I'm a slave to the all ighty ollar.

    Oh yes, aren't we all? Enjoy being ground within the gears of capitalism, your intellect, dignity, your very soul ground up and reconfigured in the way that best makes someone else a dime. Maybe this is good, you'll finally learn to hate the horrifying machine that is western capitalism.
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  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    y am i stil stoned like i ote doketapam
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice I'm still on government assistance.

    I've accepted that I'm autistic and severely mentally ill, along with having asymmetrical (stunted or delayed, in some ways) development, along with personality variables, that led to this outcome.

    I think I may genuinely be mildly psychopathic because it's possible my mother may not have that long to live and what naturally comes to mind is that this may be a positive outcome due to being a burden as well as seeing an early death as preferable for most human beings. More of daddy's money for me if there's one less person around to compete for it.

    Southern California sucks. I want to go back to the bay area and live on my own. Well, if you live in or near a downtown area it might be alright. At least I found a dispensary with great deals nearby to act as a replacement for Purple Star and help alleviate my sleep problems.

    I am planning on studying computer science/programming and aiming for a high paying job like Lanny did because I've accepted that I need to be able to support myself and receive more money. The Lanny route via the financial industry does have its appeal; my previous thoughts on what to do with my life were completely unrealistic given the state I was in. I wonder if Lanny considers himself a parasite, given what he enables, and if therefore I would still be viewed as one as well.
    Career goal: High ROI parasitism.

    So I'll probably remain on SSI for 4 years and receive a tuition waiver along with a higher acceptance rate status while going to school full time.

    Hey, at least I'm planning to get off it and finally do something with my life. I also don't view the financial industry as unequivocally parasitic.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-12-18T23:25:03.090957+00:00

    Where'd you say youre living now? Hit me up.
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    do u have cheese stikcs
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ordered a pizza, dominos has this feature that'll track the driver's GPS so you can see how far away it is, it also has some 'fun facts' about the driver for some reason

    'Bishal's favourite music is REGGAY'
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