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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-18 at 3:20 AM UTCderp
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2017-12-18 at 3:34 AM UTCI split the side of my foreskin the other day due to Vyvanse and phenibut and it's not a fun healing process so far.
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2017-12-18 at 3:42 AM UTC
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2017-12-18 at 4:22 AM UTCNEVERMIND .
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2017-12-18 at 4:24 AM UTC
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2017-12-18 at 4:30 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-18 at 4:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Wick Sweat NEVERMIND .
It's okay
*holds hands*
I'm okay with it if you're okay with it.
But don't tell my dad, Paul. He sure can get angry after a few drinks. Sometimes, he starves me by locking the food cabinets at night. He says I'm overweight and need an outlet.
Ma said we're making a big move down the stairs in the basement. She said if I tell any one, she's going to take her love for me away. I need her love. But what do I do if she puts me on camera again.
I have to go now, I think pa woke up. -
2017-12-18 at 5:03 AM UTCI just masturbated. Then I took some Aspirin and Benadryl.
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2017-12-18 at 5:04 AM UTCEw there was some Clydesdale precum on my phone, whoops.
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2017-12-18 at 5:31 AM UTCYeah, my nigga pre cummin' like a Clydesdale nigga,
Trump lettin' me sell ice out the oval office nigga,
put a baby in ya spouse nigga,
About to drink some cough syrup and watch Modern Family, nigga. -
2017-12-18 at 5:51 AM UTC
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2017-12-18 at 6:29 AM UTC
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2017-12-18 at 8:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 One of my family members somehow managed to turn his answering machine message into a fucking Dennys satisfaction survey, so now any time anyone calls him it asks the caller to take the survey and nobody can leave messages. This is a galaxy s4 and i can't for the life of me figure out how he did it or how to reverse it. Any ideas?
This is the funniest shit I've heard in my life. -
2017-12-18 at 8:27 AM UTCshut up
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2017-12-18 at 11:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra tapentadol (nucynta) is fucking weird
It reminded me of benadryl at jigher dosages. Not very fun at higher dosages.
guy told me it was virtually the same as tramadol but twice as potent per mg
I just ate 200mg and now I can't type properly (had to go through this post a bunch of times) and I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead -
2017-12-18 at 11:58 AM UTC
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2017-12-18 at 12 PM UTC
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2017-12-18 at 12:17 PM UTCthe bun is in ur mind
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2017-12-18 at 12:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Please i need to know the answer to this
He need to check his dialer settings and see what Voicemail is set to forward to. If it's a 10 digit number, google it and see if it be Denny's number.
Sometimes you can adjust this setting by dialing a certain code
If i had to guess, this mans uncle was trying to file an anonymous complaint with Denny's and forgot how to mask his caller ID. -
2017-12-18 at 12:35 PM UTC
